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Why does Tumblr have an obsession with vitiligo?

  • Suicide Girl model and America's Next Top Model contestant have it, spread on Tumblr, that's why.

    Votes: 669 16.2%
  • Stop fucking asking this this question.

    Votes: 481 11.6%
  • I swear to God I will start deleting these posts.

    Votes: 146 3.5%
  • Goddammit.

    Votes: 394 9.5%
  • ACTUALLY IT'S PART OF A DEEP FALSE-FLAG OPERATION TO TURN ALL BLACK PEOPLE WHITE.

    Votes: 2,442 59.1%

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That's a good question since that show didn't care about shipping, even Prince Adam is manlier than most of the SPOP males, Teela and Evil-Lyn are attractive and have breasts and their legs exposed, the animation is actually good, their Hordak wasn't a wuss, and the world building existed.
Looked up He-man on Tumblr. Most of it is just Boomer Nerd stuff, but of course, there is crossover with spop.
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wait... "they/them"...
"boyfriend"...
So those two characters are described as partners/roommates in the game, and have a shared logo of a fishing rod crossing a bug net. So of course all of the SJWs and stuff on Tumblr and Twitter jumped on it and declared them as 'so obviously gay and in a relationship guys!'
Despite the fact that the original Japanese states that they are business partners, with zero connection in any kind of romantic/sexual sense. But anyone who points this out gets REEEE'D at and they always bring up the argument of 'but if one of them was a girl, everyone would be shipping them, so stop being homophobes!'
 
So those two characters are described as partners/roommates in the game, and have a shared logo of a fishing rod crossing a bug net. So of course all of the SJWs and stuff on Tumblr and Twitter jumped on it and declared them as 'so obviously gay and in a relationship guys!'
Despite the fact that the original Japanese states that they are business partners, with zero connection in any kind of romantic/sexual sense. But anyone who points this out gets REEEE'D at and they always bring up the argument of 'but if one of them was a girl, everyone would be shipping them, so stop being homophobes!'
If one of them was a girl, rabid fans wouldn't make nearly as much noise about them being a couple. In fact, you'd probably get some fans rallying against that notion. I've noticed woke shippers have this grudge against fans pairing male and female friend characters together. It's wholly hypocritcal because fangirls are famous for pairing two characters of the same sex (typically male) solely on the grounds of a strong friendship, regardless of how blatantly platonic it is or any feelings either character may have for the opposite sex. Terminal fujoshis have done this with Voltron, Sherlock, really anything that has good-looking guys who are close with each other. I've even seen seemingly Tumblr-unfriendly series like IASIP get the slash treatment. Logic, context, ethics — none of that matters if it gets those ovaries going.

(I know this post is pretty exclusively about slash fangirls, but that's just because it's the most common kind of "shipper" out there by a long shot. Young women/girls making fan content for slash pairings is practically ingrained into fandom culture, it's easy to forget about the amount of "femslash" content out there if that's not what you're into.)
 
This talk about pairings reminds me of the game where my avatars come from. When it was released, it had 5 characters: two girls, two guys, and a robot. Guess what the popular fan ships are :roll: I don't even bother with checking the fanbase anymore, knowing them, they probably headcanoned one of the characters as trans because he's a manlet.
 
i can't even imagine what using the grateful dead would do to his body after a surgery like that.. horrific! thanks.

also, why the tooth gap. it's always on prosciutto and i just don't get it.
I think the tooth gap thing is from a few panels from the manga where he appears to have one. Not sure, though. It might just be something that's spread throughout different artists.
 
If one of them was a girl, rabid fans wouldn't make nearly as much noise about them being a couple. In fact, you'd probably get some fans rallying against that notion. I've noticed woke shippers have this grudge against fans pairing male and female friend characters together. It's wholly hypocritcal because fangirls are famous for pairing two characters of the same sex (typically male) solely on the grounds of a strong friendship, regardless of how blatantly platonic it is or any feelings either character may have for the opposite sex. Terminal fujoshis have done this with Voltron, Sherlock, really anything that has good-looking guys who are close with each other. I've even seen seemingly Tumblr-unfriendly series like IASIP get the slash treatment. Logic, context, ethics — none of that matters if it gets those ovaries going.

(I know this post is pretty exclusively about slash fangirls, but that's just because it's the most common kind of "shipper" out there by a long shot. Young women/girls making fan content for slash pairings is practically ingrained into fandom culture, it's easy to forget about the amount of "femslash" content out there if that's not what you're into.)
That shit's really become a lot more common with FF7 because of the remake. Twitter saw Aerith and Tifa interacting with each other in a way that isn't jealousy and immediately went "CLOUD IS IRRELEVANT, AERITH AND TIFA ARE TRANS LESBIANS".
The whole stupid aerith x cloud or tifa x cloud debate now has a third faction repulsed by Cloud Strife's existence that they replace him with Tifa as a soldier and write him completely out of the story in some cases.
This whole shipping shit is a total cancer to games and cartoons.
 
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So those two characters are described as partners/roommates in the game, and have a shared logo of a fishing rod crossing a bug net. So of course all of the SJWs and stuff on Tumblr and Twitter jumped on it and declared them as 'so obviously gay and in a relationship guys!'
Despite the fact that the original Japanese states that they are business partners, with zero connection in any kind of romantic/sexual sense. But anyone who points this out gets REEEE'D at and they always bring up the argument of 'but if one of them was a girl, everyone would be shipping them, so stop being homophobes!'
I was moreso pointing out the hypocrisy of wanting him to be a "they/them" but going right to calling him a boy in the same sentence. 'ol slip of the hand, maybe.
 
That shit's really become a lot more common with FF7 because of the remake. Twitter saw Aerith and Tifa interacting with each other in a way that isn't jealousy and immediately went "CLOUD IS IRRELEVANT, AERITH AND TIFA ARE TRANS LESBIANS".
The whole stupid aerith x cloud or tifa x cloud debate now has a third faction repulsed by Cloud Strife's existence that they replace him with Tifa as a soldier and write him completely out of the story in some cases.
This whole shipping shit is a total cancer to games and cartoons.
At this point will non-woke media go back to making female characters in mixed gender groups be vicious rivals (outdated stereotypes galore) instead of friendly ones just to avoid yuri fetishists?
 
At this point will non-woke media go back to making female characters in mixed gender groups be vicious rivals (outdated stereotypes galore) instead of friendly ones just to avoid yuri fetishists?
That never stopped the yaoi fujoshi from shipping Cloud and Sephiroth, so female characters won't be safe as rivals either.

Fuck, I've seen people shipping Katara and Azula for that raw Filthy Peasant energy.
 
I think we've all read some bad sex scenes at least once in our lives. It's even more "fun" when they make at least one of them totally out of character.
My favorite is wierd words and euphemisms about genitalia.

His princehood was hard strong like army. She watched as he run his hand up down his magic wand, ready for a love spell and potion. She could feel new sort of warmth in her downstream area and the floodgates were opening. Her flower a rose was ready to bloom and filled with honey.
 
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