SJW Art and Extremes

[Bani]

Looks like poor version of earlier Michaelangelo's sculptures of woman, that, well, screamed that artist is gay and never seen naked girl:

Which is a perfectly reasonable impression to get, because both of those things are actually true. While a label for being gay didn't exist in Michelangelo's time, he only ever showed romantic interest in men, and wrote a number of sonnets to various men he was infatuated with.

As for never seeing a naked girl, that's also true, but not because Michelangelo never dated one. It was considered highly taboo for women to be nude art models at the time. Obviously some artists were still able to use female models in secret, but Michelangelo rarely used them. Out of all of his art, there's only one study of a female nude that survives. Everything else either used a male nude model or was lost to time.

Sorry about the art history sperging.

So Tumblr, having live female models was taboo in Michelangelo's time, but what's your excuse for shitty anatomy?

she specifically enjoys receiving.

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She wants a guy (or alpaca) to eat her out and fuck her, and there's nothing heterosexual about it!

 

[Ginigga50%]

Spoiler: Also here's Edd from Eddsworld, but as a trans

This is the kinda shit that gives you night terrors

 

[Ginigga50%]

Hamilton attracts shitty SJW art like Tom Brady attracts Super Bowl rings

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

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this is ginger erasure

also if you were going to say any of the founding fathers were autistic jefferson is the most reasonable one, so autism erasure too

 

[Petaurus Breviceps]

Hamilton attracts shitty SJW art like Tom Brady attracts Super Bowl rings

Umbrony's Hamilton art is truly a marvel.

Spoiler: Precious Babus

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

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Second one would be best if they didn't make him black...
Why does everybody on tumblr think that every person from Egypt (the country Plegia is based off, I think) must be black, just cause it's in Africa?

IIRC, many stupid SJW's think that Egyptians are black and have always been black. Even after actual Egyptians told them "LOL NOPE", they still insist on it. This means that the characters coming from this desertic fictional nation inspired by Egypt MUST be black, even when their design clearly says they're not! REPRESENTATION!!!

If these SJW artists actually gave shits about FE: Awakening charas ~of color~, they'd make more art of the CANON charas that fit in. The only one who is mildly popular is Lon'qu and that's only because of shipping; fanart of Say'ri, Basilio or Flavia is next to nonexistant.

 

[Nyoom frame]

@boobs Because We Wuz Kangz

 

[ZehnBoat]

just cause it's in Africa?

yep, just like how everyone in asia is yellow... no wait.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

is that the jack frost guy from the guardians movies

the art itself is actually really impressive
but we cant have good things so im gonna guess... rick from rick and morty?

A young Coldmiser.


Why do they redesign them into girls that wouldn't be considered idol material?

Nope.

It's this character.

 

[Panic Dance]

Here's some art "improvement". Both are bad in their own... special ways.

Spoiler: the art

Spoiler: the art, a year later

 

[SuperSheep]

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Guess who this character is supposed to be?

thats got to be tweek tweak

We have a winner.

 

[Nyoom frame]

Here's some art "improvement". Both are bad in their own... special ways.

Spoiler: the art

Spoiler: the art, a year later

I like how the artist didn't improve on anything negative like the wonky blended shading, the droopy eyes, or the neck, but instead chose to keep all those elements and completely ruined the few positive things about her first piece like the facial proportions and the not-eye-straining color choices.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Without being a dictionary nazi, these aren't "improvements". They're clearly experimenting and trying new things when you see an "improvement" that looks different from the original but not necessarily better. Those two drawings from that artist look more or less the same, except in those twelve months they've obviously picked up tumblr style.

 

[Panic Dance]

Without being a dictionary nazi, these aren't "improvements". They're clearly experimenting and trying new things when you see an "improvement" that looks different from the original but not necessarily better. Those two drawings from that artist look more or less the same, except in those twelve months they've obviously picked up tumblr style.

No, I mean, the artist stated these were improvements. It was one of those "redraw your old picture" kinds of thing.

 

[Bani]

In Tumblr land, improvement just means "consciously changed a thing". Not changed it for the sake of anatomy or visual appeal, just arbitrarily changed it.

 

[Panic Dance]

Got some more Ace Attorney art. 99% sure this artist has a fat fetish because...well...

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This is a 10-year-old boy.

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(this one is sketchy, but you get the idea)

 

[Double Dragon]

Got some more Ace Attorney art. 99% sure this artist has a fat fetish because...well...

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This is a 10-year-old boy.

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(this one is sketchy, but you get the idea)

Most of these (except for the dude in the maroon) are excellent examples of active vs passive poses. Yeah, she fattened up the characters, but she also made them a helluva lot less interesting to look at. The redraw of the kid especially feels bland and restrained

 

[Lopt]

Hey, hey, hey! It's Fat Athena!

 

[BroccoliBrain]

No, I mean, the artist stated these were improvements. It was one of those "redraw your old picture" kinds of thing.

Yeah, that was directed at them, so I wasn't replying to anyone in the thread, if that wasn't clear.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Hey, hey, hey! It's Fat Athena!

Holy christ I can't interpret those legs as anything but turning black because the tissue is dying and thus they need to be cut off immediately.