SJW Art and Extremes

[SpergPatrol]

Who the fuck is Jose?

It about the immigration thing that happened in the 2010's where some guy got btfo'd out of canada aka shit nobody cares about but Tumblr somehow made it about themselves and the guy still got deported lol

It a dead hashtag but oh god this tumblr left a ton of bad art to fight for the cause like this gem

Spoiler: Riley Denis Long Lost Twin

 

[An Entire Juice Box]

How does someone finish this and think it's good? Like, even on Tumblr??

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, a lot of artists on Tumblr never bothered to learn the fundamentals of art. Neon colors can work great in a piece, but are best used as an accent color for dark or muted colors. For example, a lot of 80’s inspired art includes neon, but it’s always offset with dark colors and that makes it pleasing to the eye. This person just chucked neon colors onto their art with no concept of how to make it look good. If they actually knew how to use neons properly, this piece could have looked good and not like skittles vomit.

 

[Tanti-Fanti]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, a lot of artists on Tumblr never bothered to learn the fundamentals of art. Neon colors can work great in a piece, but are best used as an accent color for dark or muted colors. For example, a lot of 80’s inspired art includes neon, but it’s always offset with dark colors and that makes it pleasing to the eye. This person just chucked neon colors onto their art with no concept of how to make it look good. If they actually knew how to use neons properly, this piece could have looked good and not like skittles vomit.

Tumblr is a place that wants to adapt these 80's and 90's aesthetics, but because art is filled with evil sexist art teachers who actually want you to improve they end up completely butchering it by not following simple guide rules, like not using complementary colors or making wonky lines that don't connect properly, or increasing the saturation too much. The list goes on.

 

[One Man Bland]

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And as usual, a self hating white cuck drew this.

https://www.deviantart.com/joshcmartin/art/LOTR-ladies-782260739



Gotta love how "white fantasy" looks the same, but these fuckers don't mind mixing every brown stereotype in the world. Like the Chinese have so much in common with Kenyans or Polynesians. Isn't that even more racist, to say all these cultures are the same?

It's not SJW until redesigns have become so far off from the originals that you find yourself having to guess who everyone is by blindly throwing darts at random names from the source material. I've been staring tat this for ten minutes and still can't tell which hobbits are who (aside from Yellow Peril hobbit being Frodo I think?) or who the fuck the center is supposed to be.

And one thing I don't see mentioned a lot about SJW redesigns is their complete lack of understanding of costume design in relation to region. Do they expect this Woke LOTR to take place in the same European-inspired temperate zone that includes multiple seasons and terrains? Because none of these people are dressed for the same climate, so any setting you do place them in someone is going to be either over or under-dressed. Not to mention the further lack of research since Ghimli's take on Indian armor looks ceremonial at best and not at all adept for combat, and Legolas looks more like a rip off of the Black Panther armor rather than anything from a historical basis.

And on a similar note I'm curious as to how this will effect scenes like "but no living man am I" if you switch all the genders, since that gives it different subtext. Unless this one of those "we're just change the genders of the PROTAGONISTS, silly" sort of flips when pressed, in which case the title makes no sense as I'm pretty sure the "Lord" in LOTR is referencing Sauron.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

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And as usual, a self hating white cuck drew this.

https://www.deviantart.com/joshcmartin/art/LOTR-ladies-782260739



Gotta love how "white fantasy" looks the same, but these fuckers don't mind mixing every brown stereotype in the world. Like the Chinese have so much in common with Kenyans or Polynesians. Isn't that even more racist, to say all these cultures are the same?

The art style itself isn't that bad, shitting all over LoTR for tokenistic virtue signalling's sake aside, but some of the poses and facial expressions are incredibly awkward, especially that one ambiguously brown creature squatting in the middle. It looks like it just realized how incredibly bad it smells while also being simultaneously tormented by extreme diarrhea and constipation. Niggolas also looks like she's just farted something fierce and is trying to shimmy away so people can't tell it was her.

 

[YM 621]

Holy fucking shit I found a tumblr that compiles all the sjw art unironically and it is a goldmine of terrible content

I have never seen so much terrible art in one place since devaintart allowed furries on their website.

Social Justice Art

Artists for creating awareness of social justice issues. At the moment, we are focused on creating...

socialjusticeart.tumblr.com

literally who ?

 

[One Man Bland]

The art style itself isn't that bad, shitting all over LoTR for tokenistic virtue signalling's sake aside, but some of the poses and facial expressions are incredibly awkward, especially that one ambiguously brown creature squatting in the middle. It looks like it just realized how incredibly bad it smells while also being simultaneously tormented by extreme diarrhea and constipation. Niggolas also looks like she's just farted something fierce and is trying to shimmy away so people can't tell it was her.

I think what gets to me is that when you read the comments the artist desperately tries to backpedal one minute by going "no no you misunderstand I'm not saying we throw in random token minorities into a classic, I'm just trying to shed light onto other classic fantasy novels that are being overlooked and think LOTR could use more variety is all!" and then the very next line it's "Let's make all the elves from Africa, the wizards from Japan, and all the humans hail from a culture that developed in complete isolation in the middle of the ocean thousands of miles away from anything resembling Europe"

I guess that's kinda what gets to me when it comes to SJWs attempting to tackle: they end up proving that they really have no respect for the cultures they portray just because of how they act like those cultures developed out of happenstance rather than because of environmental circumstances. You know why everyone in the LOTR stories are almost uniformly European? Because the characters are walking in a straight fucking line in a distance that's roughly the same length of traveling from one end of Europe to the other. SJWs can deny it all they want, but if you were to travel on foot down the middle of Europe in the middle ages, the local people would be about the same with only various regional flavors between them. A Polynesian culture that relies mostly on a tropical island climate just wouldn't develop in a European setting because the weather and terrain wouldn't allow for it, nor would most of the other cultures depicted, and trying to work them in would require so many detours and such different world-building that it basically wouldn't be LOTR anymore, so you might as well just make your own fantasy by that point.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I think what gets to me is that when you read the comments the artist desperately tries to backpedal one minute by going "no no you misunderstand I'm not saying we throw in random token minorities into a classic, I'm just trying to shed light onto other classic fantasy novels that are being overlooked and think LOTR could use more variety is all!" and then the very next line it's "Let's make all the elves from Africa, the wizards from Japan, and all the humans hail from a culture that developed in complete isolation in the middle of the ocean thousands of miles away from anything resembling Europe"

I guess that's kinda what gets to me when it comes to SJWs attempting to tackle: they end up proving that they really have no respect for the cultures they portray just because of how they act like those cultures developed out of happenstance rather than because of environmental circumstances. You know why everyone in the LOTR stories are almost uniformly European? Because the characters are walking in a straight fucking line in a distance that's roughly the same length of traveling from one end of Europe to the other. SJWs can deny it all they want, but if you were to travel on foot down the middle of Europe in the middle ages, the local people would be about the same with only various regional flavors between them. A Polynesian culture that relies mostly on a tropical island climate just wouldn't develop in a European setting because the weather and terrain wouldn't allow for it, nor would most of the other cultures depicted, and trying to work them in would require so many detours and such different world-building that it basically wouldn't be LOTR anymore, so you might as well just make your own fantasy by that point.

Those are some great points that really outline all the problems with this kind of tomfoolery. They put absolutely no thought into how plausible such a globalistic, multicultural cast in a medieval fantasy setting. All the hobbits being different cultures and ethnicities is especially nonsensical. How is a race as sedative and non-migrating as hobbit supposed to be so ethnically and culturally diverse in one region? Not to mention that, were I to look for stuff to be outraged by, I could easily make the critique that by equating different ethnicities to fantasy races that are supposed to be these monolithic, archetypal entities outside of the actually diverse and individualistic humans, it pretty much says that all POCs conform to a set of tropes, while only whitie can be individualistic and unique and have conflict amongst its own kind.

Good to see the artist gets this from actual POCs in his comment section though, the way he's afraid to lash out against the precious ones is hilarious.

Oh, and let me guess: all the orcs in Lady of The Ring are cishet white male rednecks.

 

[An Entire Juice Box]

Tumblr is a place that wants to adapt these 80's and 90's aesthetics, but because art is filled with evil sexist art teachers who actually want you to improve they end up completely butchering it by not following simple guide rules, like not using complementary colors or making wonky lines that don't connect properly, or increasing the saturation too much. The list goes on.

I’d absolutely love to see these tumblrinas in actual University level art classes. Real art classes that aren’t an echo chamber safe space would be quite the reality check. Most professors aren’t as brutal as the horror stories make them out to be, but they don’t hold back for the sake of not hurting your feelings. They need to tell you what’s wrong in order for you to improve your work, they have your best interest in mind. But I’d imagine tumblrinas don’t understand that and would try to defend their god-awful work instead of listening to advice, and then run out in a huff crying about how they’ve been verbally assaulted by their professor. It would be a sight to behold.

 

[Brit Crust]

And one thing I don't see mentioned a lot about SJW redesigns is their complete lack of understanding of costume design in relation to region. Do they expect this Woke LOTR to take place in the same European-inspired temperate zone that includes multiple seasons and terrains? Because none of these people are dressed for the same climate, so any setting you do place them in someone is going to be either over or under-dressed. Not to mention the further lack of research since Ghimli's take on Indian armor looks ceremonial at best and not at all adept for combat, and Legolas looks more like a rip off of the Black Panther armor rather than anything from a historical basis.

I think what gets to me is that when you read the comments the artist desperately tries to backpedal one minute by going "no no you misunderstand I'm not saying we throw in random token minorities into a classic, I'm just trying to shed light onto other classic fantasy novels that are being overlooked and think LOTR could use more variety is all!" and then the very next line it's "Let's make all the elves from Africa, the wizards from Japan, and all the humans hail from a culture that developed in complete isolation in the middle of the ocean thousands of miles away from anything resembling Europe"

I guess that's kinda what gets to me when it comes to SJWs attempting to tackle: they end up proving that they really have no respect for the cultures they portray just because of how they act like those cultures developed out of happenstance rather than because of environmental circumstances. You know why everyone in the LOTR stories are almost uniformly European? Because the characters are walking in a straight fucking line in a distance that's roughly the same length of traveling from one end of Europe to the other. SJWs can deny it all they want, but if you were to travel on foot down the middle of Europe in the middle ages, the local people would be about the same with only various regional flavors between them. A Polynesian culture that relies mostly on a tropical island climate just wouldn't develop in a European setting because the weather and terrain wouldn't allow for it, nor would most of the other cultures depicted, and trying to work them in would require so many detours and such different world-building that it basically wouldn't be LOTR anymore, so you might as well just make your own fantasy by that point.

Those are some great points that really outline all the problems with this kind of tomfoolery. They put absolutely no thought into how plausible such a globalistic, multicultural cast in a medieval fantasy setting. All the hobbits being different cultures and ethnicities is especially nonsensical. How is a race as sedative and non-migrating as hobbit supposed to be so ethnically and culturally diverse in one region? Not to mention that, were I to look for stuff to be outraged by, I could easily make the critique that by equating different ethnicities to fantasy races that are supposed to be these monolithic, archetypal entities outside of the actually diverse and individualistic humans, it pretty much says that all POCs conform to a set of tropes, while only whitie can be individualistic and unique and have conflict amongst its own kind.

Bolded and underlined for emphasis. It's something that I've noticed, but failed to address in my previous post.

A woke take on LOTR would geographically make more sense if its setting were to take in say, a South Asian-like location with a cornucopia of cultural influences ranging from Indian to Pakistani to Nepali, and so on. Maybe with a smattering of ancient Chinese influences. (I know China isn't considered a part of South Asia, but it has had economic relations with India since antiquity, so it at least makes some sense in my hypothetical re-imagining of LOTR -- to me anyway.) That way it would be more thematically consistent than Josh's (the cuck artist behind the SJW genderbent LOTR art) pathetic attempt.

 

[One Man Bland]

Bolded and underlined for emphasis. It's something that I've noticed, but failed to address in my previous post.

A woke take on LOTR would geographically make more sense if its setting were to take in say, a South Asian-like location with a cornucopia of cultural influences ranging from Indian to Pakistani to Nepali, and so on. Maybe with a smattering of ancient Chinese influences. (I know China isn't considered a part of South Asia, but it has had economic relations with India since antiquity, so it at least makes some sense in my hypothetical re-imagining of LOTR -- to me anyway.) That way it would be more thematically consistent than Josh's (the cuck artist behind the SJW genderbent LOTR art) pathetic attempt.

This is an excellent point, and really highlights how bafflingly out of place the Polynesian take on mankind is. I can only imagine that Josh seems so insistent on it is because he sees it as shallowly exotic or because he saw Moana the night before.

And again, if you change the region/culture of the setting you also have to factor in how that changes the character's attitudes, how those changes effect the dynamics, the folklore of the cultures you're lifting from and thus change the fantastical races appropriately, by which point even with the same LOTR framework it's a completely different story. Which is why I also find it telling that despite name-dropping all these already existing diverse fantasy stories that he claims to love, he uses LOTR as the framework anyways because of the name brand recognition - effectively adding onto his own claims that studios don't see the value in adapting those works.

 

[Elpizo]

Time to dump some gay Mr. Ratburn haul that I found on the site.

Spoiler: Be prepared y'all!

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[friedshrimp]

What I wonder if why LGBT "activists" would care about representation showing in a show that's not meant for them. I mean really, what adult watches Arthur (outside of autists)?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

What I wonder if why LGBT "activists" would care about representation showing in a show that's not meant for them. I mean really, what adult watches Arthur (outside of autists)?

There's an unironic Arthur fandom on Tumblr. Can't make any claim that they're not autistic, though.

 

[NoFeline]

Time to dump some gay Mr. Ratburn haul that I found on the site.

You know I don't think these are SJW. I think they're just celebrating some goodass representation


Well,

Except these two. These two are definitely SJW.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What I wonder if why LGBT "activists" would care about representation showing in a show that's not meant for them. I mean really, what adult watches Arthur (outside of autists)?

Because they are psyched to see their influence spreading far and wide and especially into impressionable young markets.

 

[Valstrax]

Tumblr is like an ever growing parasite that feeds on media and shits out gay rights and discourse.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Time to dump some gay Mr. Ratburn haul that I found on the site.

Spoiler: Be prepared y'all!

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The fact grown adults care about Arthur still is somehow the most disturbing part about all of this.

 

[snaggle tooth]

So uhh, there's apparently a movie that came out recently centered around the Uglydolls toyline. As expected, it's generic and predictable, and it's basically just Trolls 2.0

But somehow it managed to grow an autistic fanbase already on Tumblr

Spoiler

how the hell can a doll be trans, what timeline am I living in-

 

[GayDemiBoy]

So uhh, there's apparently a movie that came out recently centered around the Uglydolls toyline. As expected, it's generic and predictable, and it's basically just Trolls 2.0

But somehow it managed to grow an autistic fanbase already on Tumblr

Spoiler

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how the hell can a doll be trans, what timeline am I living in-

The other half of that apron I'm pretty sure is he/him lesbian. How can you be a unassumingly trans woman and still go by he/him and into other women without just being a straight man?