Skeleton Thread

[Merried Senior Comic]

My skeleton is my friend. I've never broken a bone and I drink milk to keep my skeleton friend strong.

 

[A_Skellington]

Oh hai guys, ready for a spook?

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Jones McCann]

Have any of you ever taken psychedelic drugs and had the realization of how little control over our bodies and minds we have? Our conscious mind is like the driver of a car, you have control in the sense that you can tell it where to go and how to get there, but at any moment the tire might pop or the engine could lock up because you haven't changed the oil in a while. The skeleton is just the tip of the iceberg, think about every other system in the body and how it operates like a fine tuned machine to give life and energy It's an amazing thing that it ever came into existence in the first place; one small rock out of place in the universe and we would have been destroyed before we could ever get to our feet. Our tentacle-like fingers outstretched from our arms are the only thing that gives our conscious mind purpose, without them we could think of infinite things but could never use our tools to effect change in the world around us.

 

[The giant penis of doom]

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Those are desiccated bodies, not skeletons. They have a skeleton inside them, though.

Have any of you ever taken psychedelic drugs and had the realization of how little control over our bodies and minds we have? Our conscious mind is like the driver of a car, you have control in the sense that you can tell it where to go and how to get there, but at any moment the tire might pop or the engine could lock up because you haven't changed the oil in a while. The skeleton is just the tip of the iceberg, think about every other system in the body and how it operates like a fine tuned machine to give life and energy It's an amazing thing that it ever came into existence in the first place; one small rock out of place in the universe and we would have been destroyed before we could ever get to our feet. Our tentacle-like fingers outstretched from our arms are the only thing that gives our conscious mind purpose, without them we could think of infinite things but could never use our tools to effect change in the world around us.

The world is even spookier than that. You, your consciousness is like the child who is given a wheel that is not actually wired into the system, and believes they control the vehicle. Your conscious mind is a couple steps behind your actual decision making. You are basically there to rationalize why you decided a certain way.

 

[WonderWino]

The only thing to be truly afraid of:

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sends shivers down my spine. Which is spooky because the spine is part of the skeleton.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

I just thought of something.

How does my skeleton poop?

 

[Ciscoipphone]

 

[salvuserit]

My skeleton is my friend. I've never broken a bone and I drink milk to keep my skeleton friend strong.

Fool! Drinking milk only strengthens it, you must stop before it escapes!

 

[General Tug Boat]

I should of probably posted this spoiler in deep thoughts... But...

Spoiler: DO BLACK PEOPLE HAVE WHITE SKELETONS?

[spooky lives matter...

 

[Suspicious Salad]

Yes fellow humans, let's appreciate our skeletons!

I personally like to cherish my human bones by rubbing vinaigrette on them everyday.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Friendly reminder when your hand starts twitching that’s when your skelly is about to hatch,

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Here's some Pro-Skeleton propaganda music, now with 100% more Dark Souls.

 

[Uncle Sid]

We in the zone now...