Sketchy things you experienced - Sketchy things you experienced when young, which didn't necessarily seem sketch at the time

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Being in the beavers, cubs, scouts and all that gay shit, I distinctly remember going camping one time when I was about 11, with guys mostly around the same age. About 10 kids, 3 scout masters. We had one girl with us who naturally slept in her own tent, but it was otherwise a sausage fest.

It happened one day that everyone was trying on make-up - presumably the girl's collection she brought with her, but I don't remember for sure. With the exception of me and one other guy, everyone got in on this faux troonery, adults included. I still remember some kids applying make-up to grown ass men, not sure how to feel about it.

At least one of those scout masters was a nonce, and that entire activity was an exercise in hard no-way-in-fucking-hell.

 

[Curt Sibling]

exoerienced​

Are these experiences from when we are wearing exo-armor?

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

exoerienced​

Are these experiences from when we are wearing exo-armor?

Yes

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

When I was a kid a friend told me about one time he went to a public bathroom to piss and met with a dude who asked him "kid, do you know what beating off is?", causing him to turn around and run away without saying a word. When I was a kid I found the story hilarious. It is somewhat less funny now that I realize he probably narrowly avoided being diddled by a pedofork.

Then again, this same kid would also elaborate in great detail about his sexual fantasies of raping and murdering women. At the time we just dismissed it as edgelording, since we were very edgy kids. But nowadays I'm really not sure if he wasn't pushing his sick fantasies onto us.

Dude hasn't been a part of my life in a while, but I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up in the news one day.

 

[OfficerBagget]

I was at the bus stop once and an old man showed up to wait at the stop with me.


He was wearing all Red, red pants, red shoes, red shirt and a red bandana.
And he was twirling red nunchuks.

He looked to be atleast 70 couldve been in his 80s as he walked very slow. But he twirled those nunchuks like he was 30.


I both love and hate the entities of public transportation you meet in a metropolitan area

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Me and another kid stayed outside our cabin one night during the sixth grade camping thing our school does because our instructor thought having a circle jerk would bring us together and even my gay ass thought that was weird at the time.

Looking back probably should of said something but 20 years too late for that I guess lol

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I was at the bus stop once and an old man showed up to wait at the stop with me.


He was wearing all Red, red pants, red shoes, red shirt and a red bandana.
And he was twirling red nunchuks.

He looked to be atleast 70 couldve been in his 80s as he walked very slow. But he twirled those nunchuks like he was 30.


I both love and hate the entities of public transportation you meet in a metropolitan area

Did you ask him if he also liked daggers?

I'm picturing a mélange of both Jimmy Savile and Michael Jackson à la Thriller.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Did you ask him if he also liked daggers?

I'm picturing a mélange of both Jimmy Savile and Michael Jackson à la Thriller.

Nah, never talk to the freaks. Especially when they're armed. And his outfits was more along the thriller outfit.

 

[Weed Eater]

The time when I was a teenager and went to go to my local bodega just down the street, I was asked by this enormous unit of a black man to help him with a situation with his dog. I had happened to pet this dog before going in the store, so that's why he even asked me such a ballsy proposition: He was supposedly a union worker, and he was waiting for his Greyhound bus (the bodega was a temporary bus stop for Greyhound for a while) but still had his dog with him. He loved his dog and was not willing to give up on her, he was desperate for someone to take her and keep in contact with him for when he got better situated he could organize for her to be reunited with him.
Mind you, I was a 15/16 year old, under 5'5 girl. This man was definitely over 6'5, he was huge. Naive fucking me actually ran back to the house to tell my mom. According to some others in my local area he was a genuine dude, thankfully someone else was able to help him out. Even if this guy was trying to just give his dog up because he knew deep down he couldn't care for it anymore, I don't blame him for trying to do it in the way he did. You give your animal up to the shelter who the hell knows what will happen.

 

[melty]

When I was little my mom had this friend who had a kid who was my friend by association. We went out to dinner one time with this girl, her mom, and her dad, and I was struck by how engaged the dad was in talking to me - he talked to me more like a friend with a genuine interest in me rather than talking down to me like a typical adult.
Anyway years later my mom told me that it turned out that this guy was a pedo and had been secretly filming his daughters friends when they came over for sleepovers. By total coincidence I'd never actually stayed at their house overnight though she stayed at ours a couple of times. I've tried looking up this guy to find out if there was ever a case or anything but I can't find any more information.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

The time when I was a teenager and went to go to my local bodega just down the street, I was asked by this enormous unit of a black man to help him with a situation with his dog. I had happened to pet this dog before going in the store, so that's why he even asked me such a ballsy proposition: He was supposedly a union worker, and he was waiting for his Greyhound bus (the bodega was a temporary bus stop for Greyhound for a while) but still had his dog with him. He loved his dog and was not willing to give up on her, he was desperate for someone to take her and keep in contact with him for when he got better situated he could organize for her to be reunited with him.
Mind you, I was a 15/16 year old, under 5'5 girl. This man was definitely over 6'5, he was huge. Naive fucking me actually ran back to the house to tell my mom. According to some others in my local area he was a genuine dude, thankfully someone else was able to help him out. Even if this guy was trying to just give his dog up because he knew deep down he couldn't care for it anymore, I don't blame him for trying to do it in the way he did. You give your animal up to the shelter who the hell knows what will happen.

Good guy BBC.

 

[Weed Eater]

By total coincidence I'd never actually stayed at their house overnight though she stayed at ours a couple of times.

Your mom is a saint for giving that childhood friend chances to relax and not feel unsafe. Sometimes it's just something you do for the sake of it.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Self-inflicted sketch, secondhand sketch, or deus ex sketch?

 

[Whatevermancer]

When I was a kid a friend told me about one time he went to a public bathroom to piss and met with a dude who asked him "kid, do you know what beating off is?", causing him to turn around and run away without saying a word. When I was a kid I found the story hilarious. It is somewhat less funny now that I realize he probably narrowly avoided being diddled by a pedofork.

Oh fuck, that reminds me of something. I have this vague memory of being 12 or maybe in my early teens riding my bike around the town, and being stopped by some dude in his 30's/40's. All I remember him saying is this:

Bla bla bla bla bla... Show me your peepee?

I refused and rode away while being very confused. Now that I'm older, I'm glad that my dumb kid brain made the right decision back then.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I got given a rare as all fuck 4 slice Acorn Kinetic RISC PC a few years back by a friend of my wife. They were both youth group leaders back in the day and he was married with kids at the time he gave me the machine. He gave it to me because he said it was taking up space in his garage and he wanted it to go to a good home. The machine needed a few bits doing to it before it could be used. Three years later, me having not had the time to get the machine working, he gets arrested for just humungous amounts of child porn. Now I'm sure those drives were clean, he likely wasn't dumb enough to hand me a PC full of incriminating evidence, but I'll never know because those drives had a meeting with a big hammer.

 

[Molester Stallone]

Many years ago I was at band practice when a guy came barging into the garage around 11:00 PM. My friends house was in the middle of nowhere, with no neighbors for almost a mile. Apparently this guy was driving down the road and his car caught fire right in front of my buddies place. We rushed down to his car and managed to put out the fire using wet towels, and a fire extinguisher. I offered to take the guy home so a bunch of us jumped into my car and followed his directions. We wound up in front of a small, run down house that was so overgrown it was impossible to see from the road.

He offered us some beer for our trouble, and of course being broke high school students we took him up on his offer. We followed him around the back of the house and into the basement. The door that lead from the basement to the rest of the house was stuck, so he went back outside to the front door. While he was gone my buddy managed to free the stuck door and we proceeded to the front of the house to let the guy in. Just as my buddy reaches for the door, this guy kicks the door open from outside knocking my buddy over backwards. Of course to a bunch of drunk/stoned kids this is hilarious. The guy goes into the kitchen and I can hear him throwing things around before he comes back out with a case of Molsen. One of my buddies took the case of beer and we parted ways.

Looking back on it now I have a feeling that guy didn't live at that house. I suspect we unknowingly were accomplices to breaking and entering, as well as burglary.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

At like 7 or 8, I was talking to a girl at school who told me about a neighbor boy who showed her his penis "and it was yellow and green and blue and had warts on it and he said he was going to go to the doctor". I didn't question why some random boy of undisclosed age was showing his penis to a 7 or 8 year old girl, nor did I understand that bruises and an STD on a child were an indication of likely sexual abuse.

At the same school in the same grade, another boy was telling us about a porno film that he saw with his dad, but he never used the word porno (not that I would have known what that was), so it just sounded like some bizarre horror movie the way he described it. He was telling me there were these guys who came across this wall with holes in it, so they stuck their dicks in the holes. Then on the other side, the guy's coach came along and saw his dick sticking out of the wall and started pulling, and a girl came along and saw the other dick sticking out of the wall and started pulling. It sounded just sounded weird and painful to me. And of course I would have had absolutely no clue about the implications of a man showing a boy porn with glory holes and homosexuality.

The above happened at a school for rich kids by the way. Not the kind of setting most people would have suspected to encounter that kind of thing.

Later, at like 12 or 13, I went over to this one kid from schools' house to play video games and he wouldn't stop bragging about his sex life. He told me about how when he was 9 he had this 9 year old girlfriend and she was so good in bed and her pussy was so tight. I was kind of weirded out by how obsessed he was about sex but again I didn't suspect any sort of molestation until much later. Someone like that just isn't normal.

I was like 16 when my mom hired some handyman to do some work on the house and he was really super interested in talking to me and even gave me his phone number so we could talk after he was done with the job. I never ended up talking to him again but in retrospect he was obviously a creep who wanted to 'initiate' teens into gay sex.

 

[Vingle]

A man from an institution I was at when I was 12 year old, my parents are tards and didn't know how to deal with me. Naturally, it didn't work.
One day, he came home to our house a day to groom me into wanting to go back there again. The center is far from our house, so made it extra special. Pretty sure if my sister has't been home with at that time. I would've been a rape victim. (parents weren't home).

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i was at the hospital when i was nine or ten waiting for my mom because she was gonna check something. after a few minutes, an older women sat beside me and started talking to me, asking for my name and where i was from etc. she than asked if i wanted to look for my mom with her and i said no. i remember her being a bit pushy about it but i rejected her offer. my mom finally shows up and start asking the women why she was talking to me and she went "oh, i thought he was lost and needed some help finding his mom etc". later own my mom comment how sketchy she was and told me i did good not going with her.

makes you wonder if i was about to get kidnapped or what.

when i was 15 and walking home alone in the night, some guy drove up to me and asked for directions. he was a fat Turkish man and when i told him where to go, he asked if i could show him and offerd me a ride. i almost jumped in but at the last second thought "wait a minute, this is awkward" and said no.

looking back, this guy was big fat Turkish man in his 40s and and without a doubt in my mind, he would have raped me.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

At the same school in the same grade, another boy was telling us about a porno film that he saw with his dad, but he never used the word porno (not that I would have known what that was), so it just sounded like some bizarre horror movie the way he described it. He was telling me there were these guys who came across this wall with holes in it, so they stuck their dicks in the holes. Then on the other side, the guy's coach came along and saw his dick sticking out of the wall and started pulling, and a girl came along and saw the other dick sticking out of the wall and started pulling. It sounded just sounded weird and painful to me. And of course I would have had absolutely no clue about the implications of a man showing a boy porn with glory holes and homosexuality.

There wasn't anything gay about that "porn", bro. The coach was female (ish), too.

That was the shower peephole scene from "Porky's", a classic lowbrow coming-of-age comedy flick.

Edit: Found a clip of the scene.