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Ultimately what the issue is here, is information at the moment is contradictory.

That, and info is fed by being tossed around by literal who and totally not socks to purposely obstruct data/info because "This is fucking with the lolcow by giving them fake info" as surface level reasoning, and for obstruction at sub surface level.

The current contradicton at the time is that Klaask and Glen are the same person: simply because of the age of both don't make sense.

Either Klaask is in his late 20's or mid 30's at the minimum; or Klaask and Glen are not the same person. Both are equally feasible, especially the latter "pretending to be someone your not for big boy credit" sounds very up the alley of terminally online Internet loser

The claim of Klaask is Glen: where does that even come from? Who was the source, and were they legit?

There are shenanigans afoot, because of bad actors among us; we know this because we see their reactions and movements on their platform and websites.

So let's work out the contradiction bit by bit. Is Klaask a liar zoomer, or a pedo boomer? Klaask is welcome to come in and run a little AMA q+a anytime to set the record straight.

 

[OhAnotherLurker]

The current contradicton at the time is that Klaask and Glen are the same person: simply because of the age of both don't make sense.

So let's work out the contradiction bit by bit. Is Klaask a liar zoomer, or a pedo boomer?

I mean, it should be fairly obvious that General Glen/Klaask and Glen Watson aren't the same person, especially considering Glen Watson still has a social media presence on Bluesky (A) alongside an account on Buy me a Coffee (A), all information regarding Glen Watson shows that he lives in Canada - not the UK.

Some screenshots from his Buy me a Coffee page are linked below, with archives obviously, again there is no proof, even circumstantial that Glen Watson is a pedophile, his only relation to the UTTP was being targeted by them back in 2011-2012 and again in 2025, The idea that Glen Watson would even think about joining a group which called him a pedophile and said he raped his daughter is also ridiculous and totally absurd.

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Glen Watson has been putting up with this shit since 2011, I really think we should just cut him out of the conversation entirely. Dude does not deserve to be conflated with these idiots whatsoever, leave the old guy alone, he has grandkids, do you really think that one of the main things thrown around about a grandfather online should be substanceless accusations of him being a COM pedophile for the sole reason that a guy in the UTTP used the same first name as him?

 

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@JustAnotheLurker
Obviously, Klaask -=/= the guy that the name Officer Glen is lampooning; that makes sense. However, the question isn't, "Is klaask Glen Watson" but rather "is Klaask actually General Glen, the person who was lampooning Glen Watson, all the way back in 2011?"

 

[OhAnotherLurker]

"is Klaask actually General Glen, the person who was lampooning Glen Watson, all the way back in 2011?"

As far as I can tell the only person actively lampooning Glen Watson in that era was Tommy Parky himself, General Glen wasn't in the UTTP until the Anime Sucks era.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

As far as I can tell the only person actively lampooning Glen Watson in that era was Tommy Parky himself, General Glen wasn't in the UTTP until the Anime Sucks era.

Pulling this from the magic hat.
https://www.deviantart.com/jacobsipod1/journal/The-troll-list-253823870
Made on Aug 19, 2011
Commented on by Klaask or Klaask adjacet individual May 17, 2025

https://www.deviantart.com/hutupower

Stating "Glen bummed you"

 

[OhAnotherLurker]

Pulling this from the magic hat.
https://www.deviantart.com/jacobsipod1/journal/The-troll-list-253823870
Made on Aug 19, 2011
Commented on by Klaask or Klaask adjacet individual May 17, 2025

https://www.deviantart.com/hutupower

Stating "Glen bummed you"

I fail to see how a fairly recent comment made on a 14 year old post is evidence of this in any way shape or form, especially when you consider this.

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Going onto the archive page you can find for OfficerSimonPegg (A), you can find all of those accounts linked under "ANTI-GLEN WATSON FORCE"

You could easily say that this is an unreliable source because it's affiliated with the UTTP itself, but when you consider the fact that almost the entire OP for the thread on the UTubeTrollPolice was based heavily on the contents of this wiki I beg to differ.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Next you'll tell me Jaiden Espinoza is just a pseudonym named after a troll victim

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

I fail to see how a fairly recent comment made on a 14 year old post is evidence of this in any way shape or form, especially when you consider this.

View attachment 7621894 (A)

Going onto the archive page you can find for OfficerSimonPegg (A), you can find all of those accounts linked under "ANTI-GLEN WATSON FORCE"

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You could easily say that this is an unreliable source because it's affiliated with the UTTP itself, but when you consider the fact that almost the entire OP for the thread on the UTubeTrollPolice was based heavily on the contents of this wiki I beg to differ.

No, what I am saying, is that there is most likely little to no connection to either Glen Watson (The Victim) or the original Glen Troll back in 2011.

https://shapes.inc/generalglenuttp

If we are indeed correlating Klaask= General Glen of recent times, the age would be around 18-19; meaning that when Klaask tries to state "I'm part of stuff/involved with shit 11 years ago" it's an open lie.

Simply put "Klaask (if General Glen) is an open liar, by trying to inject himself into a history that did not involve him whatsoever; and that when reporting on the issue; anything before 2023 is not relevant to the individual."

That being said, I'd like a double check on the source that Klaask = General Glen (Whose relevance is only applicable in 2023-present) from something that preferably isn't poisoned with bias.

 

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Nitrogen hosted a Twitter Space yesterday, and I decided to listen in. Little did I know just how severely mind-raped Nitrogen and his friends are over my posts about them, with their discussion being almost immediately derailed and them becoming audibly nervous by my mere presence.

Here's a clip of one of Nitrogen's friends angrily DMing him for not taking my viewing of the Space seriously (which Nitro later frustratedly justified with "we're not discussing anything sensitive" ), followed by one of the speakers going "remove this guy from the Space immediately, are you crazy!?"

Nitrogen also mentions later in the clip that him and his friends have been paranoid about kiwis listening in on their Spaces for a while now, shortly after which he decides to end the Space and "go to sleep".

Spoiler: My Full Recording

(Nitrogen is the voice that goes "okay okay okay" around the 30 second mark)

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

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Who are you? You made an account just to say this?

 

[Relinquish]

Here's a clip of one of Nitrogen's friends angrily DMing him for not taking my viewing of the Space seriously (which Nitro later frustratedly justified with "we're not discussing anything sensitive" ), followed by one of the speakers going "remove this guy from the Space immediately, are you crazy!?"

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cjfJk)
>Did you enjoy farming them kiwis?

 

[KFC Manager]

Next you'll tell me Jaiden Espinoza is just a pseudonym named after a troll victim

Kind of a retarded comparison because the actual Jaiden was a degenerate little faggot in his own right and not exactly a 'victim", but I know what you're getting at.

 

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Did you enjoy farming them?

By "sensitive" I meant anything with regards to my personal life.

Anyway, a few questions.

1. Is Padre Morte mentally ill or something? His ridiculous ramblings about me a dozen pages back do not read like something a sane person would write.

2. How am I "mind-raped" when it's you people (Hate Spreader in particular) that have QBSESSED over me for literal months. (Image attached)

3. I don't even understand why you people are still posting about me considering I'm irrelevant and not affiliated with SF at all. I mean I really appreciate all of you for being my loyal fans, just really, the constant attention gives me dopamine hits, but it's still kinda baffling.

So much for the suicide baiting. Welcome back faggot, post your current address or fuck off.

To answer your question about sanity; ultimately I reflect what I observe, if it seems insane, it's more so indicative of what I am observing.
So if you look at my reflection of my observation of you as insane, then it is because your own situation is ultimately insane.

Like, for real, let's drop the pretentious and faggot big boy internet points for a moment and consider the reality of where you are in life. You've been implicated in 2 school shootings, hang out with various persons who have been arrested by various law enforcement groups, hang out around teenagers and mentally stunted losers who either scam or extort for self confidence. You do drugs and post it on twitter, you go on bipolar pity party emotional sprees and post them online on Twitter. What the actual fuck are you doing with your life, where this is your norm? Honestly, get your shit together and get off the fucking internet, or drown yourself in more vodka and painkillers, as you snort coke off of another credit card you fucking mong. Like dude, you live in fucking England, they have free mental healthcare and rehab for whiny faggots like you.

You're not counter culture, you're not special, you're not sinister; you're a pathetic whiny little man who is the very epitome of zoomer cringe. If you're going to go all in on your "Look at me, I'm a giant whiny edgy retard" then go all in and adopt a Sparkledog OC that has Naruto powers or some shit. Fucking cringe ass zoomer.

 

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[Nitrogen's] newest private account:

(https://archive.ph/ztLHB)


(https://archive.ph/vDeUB)

b& part 2

(he switched the handle from @RealYNOnHood to @z_gger)
(https://archive.ph/3RefM)





Lol








"omg im so depressed and hate everyone in da whole wide world" niggas when their parents buy them a present (the happiness from material goods is only fleeting and will be quickly replaced with the usual inescapable emptiness in their soul)




maybe you should invest in a better mattress instead of a car_? retard_?




Or more drugs, that works too I guess

>Did you enjoy farming them kiwis?

>Seethe-o-Meter
>Seethe 96.4%

Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Gardener King]

Whatever gave you that idea?

At this point half of me believes this loser deserves his own thread, lmao

 

[Cancer ♥]

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

wait a minute...

Riddle me this Batman, what dislikes vegetables but wears one on its head?
Who tells others "I'm not mad" but openly wants them dead?

 

[Cancer ♥]

Its not that hard to figure out buddy

Based on your UN and zooming your avatar we can conclude:
•You're brown
•You're scrawny as shit
•You're into generic edgy trash
•You live with your parents
•You don't have the decency to clean madres cocina
You could be any Skididi Farms poster

 

[Cancer ♥]

Idk what that means

It means you're physically weak, which goes without saying. And you 100% live with your parents, a young man doesn't decorate his kitchen with cute little towels and floor mats. Super sinister stuff lol

 

[DerangedBehavior]

It's not nice to post pictures of Auschwitz victims

This nigga looks like he's going to die from starvation any moment now. Why does he have such a wide fucking neck?