Skunks?

[Bugaboo]

He wanted some pet skunks, but local law forbade them from removing their scent glands. So, I guess Chris and Barb couldn't easily acquire skunks.

Little does he know those little fucks can scratch like it ain't nobody's bussiness.
Although a skunk would have a lot of insects to eat in the chandler home.

 

[Lucrid]

The way it's written makes it sound like Chris is using "skunks" as a symbol or metaphor for something. Maybe he is trying to subtly call us, or Michael Snyder, or some of his other adversaries "skunks"?

 

[Hyperion]

Who gets the rank of either "skunk piss" or "piss skunk"?

I do, unless the admins ever give me a custom one that is Big Lebowski related. Either way it would be cool.

The current one is fine. I'm pretty sure Lebowski is a sex offender.

 

[The Dude]

Who gets the rank of either "skunk piss" or "piss skunk"?

I do, unless the admins ever give me a custom one that is Big Lebowski related. Either way it would be cool.

The current one is fine. I'm pretty sure Lebowski is a sex offender.

Yeah? Well, y'know, that's just like, uh...your opinion, man.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The way it's written makes it sound like Chris is using "skunks" as a symbol or metaphor for something. Maybe he is trying to subtly call us, or Michael Snyder, or some of his other adversaries "skunks"?

I was actually thinking that the "skunk" in this case is Cole. He's "stinking up the place" by not taking care of Barb and relieving Chris from his duties.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

The way it's written makes it sound like Chris is using "skunks" as a symbol or metaphor for something. Maybe he is trying to subtly call us, or Michael Snyder, or some of his other adversaries "skunks"?

I was actually thinking that the "skunk" in this case is Cole. He's "stinking up the place" by not taking care of Barb and relieving Chris from his duties.

Because when you live on the other side of the continent and raising your own family, you are obligated to take care of your insane mother and her deranged half-brother who tried to blackmail you. Right?

And Cole is aware that when Barb dies, Chris gets the house (or so Chris claims, but remember that he's a dumbass) and Cole gets zip, so Barb and Chris can both go pound sand as far as he's concerned I'm sure.

Question is, unless there is a legally-documented last will, would the surviving Chandler children file a motion in Probate Court to have the house sold off right underneath Chris and the money divided up? The house is obviously a loss, but that dirt it's sitting on still has some value to it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Question is, unless there is a legally-documented last will, would the surviving Chandler children file a motion in Probate Court to have the house sold off right underneath Chris and the money divided up? The house is obviously a loss, but that dirt it's sitting on still has some value to it.

I'd imagine whatever you could get for the land wouldn't be worth the trouble. You'd probably have to demolish the deathtrap sitting on it (at your own expense) before you could sell it, as well as taking time out of your real life to deal with all that and fight off your displaced dirty, crapped siblings. I could see him just refusing to leave, or doing something stupid like staging a "hunger strike" on top of the biohazard lawn fridges.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

You know all those threads about "name one positive thing about Chris"? I found one. In that drawing Very Honest Content linked to, with Chris's author-avatar and Megagi La Skunk (formerly Spunky Skunk) high-fiving each other, Chris copied or traced Megan's original design so slavishly (except for adding the boobs that Megan begged him not to add) that Megagi's combat boots are one of the best representations of shoes I've ever seen him draw. They are certainly much better rendered than either the stylized sneakers of Sonic and the various chus, or the high heels on nearly every other female in the comics besides Rosechu.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

You know all those threads about "name one positive thing about Chris"? I found one. In that drawing Very Honest Content linked to, with Chris's author-avatar and Megagi La Skunk (formerly Spunky Skunk) high-fiving each other, Chris copied or traced Megan's original design so slavishly (except for adding the boobs that Megan begged him not to add) that Megagi's combat boots are one of the best representations of shoes I've ever seen him draw. They are certainly much better rendered than either the stylized sneakers of Sonic and the various chus, or the high heels on nearly every other female in the comics besides Rosechu.

I was just thinking the same thing. But it comes undone when you realize that Chris-Chan Sonichu's hand is backwards.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'm assuming this is a continuation of Chris's spirit animal thread.