Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[Cake Farts]

This is case only because account of Skylar and company of Skylar page is of being voluntarily removed. Control of damage.

For ease of finding, make use of below Google query to see just the Faces of Books:

Old page of Skylar seen self-rating own Netsyms company page a 5/5 score. He makes yet another funny!



@Skylar Ittner has still not noticed Bears in the mist. Although it is more of like Bears being room elephants. Still logged in to all accounts and no passwords beings changed. How can we alert better? Give all passwords to Farms of Kiwi?




Allow Fancy Bear to put in personal perspective.

Fancy Bear play waiting game of one day to run Mr.Ittner's SHA1 hashed password through Hashcat tool. Near no skill with proper Ruski sources. But after that Fancy Bear use several tools/techniques to enumerate between data sources and makings of correlations between accumulated hashes, emails, IPs, ect ect. One hour?

Are you safe from technique?

No. And most technique not even of needed for poor Angelo. 10min tops.

Fancy Bear not access any account of Angelo beyond script test and not pivot more than once. Be allowings of one pivot to be provings of concept. As changing your lower case g to the G of upper in letter of your password's start on different email host with SAME name is NOT acceptable.

(We skippings of screenshots for much of automation and tools for pivot)

You sees? Please change password for both accounts and also changing of all others with Farms of Kiwi name. Fancy Bear not of disliking friend Angelo. Of showings importance of cyber. Fancy Bear even able to with @Null if needings of point.

Perhaps Farms of Kiwi direct Fancy Bear to more laughing bovine threads where these cybers will be of better productivity and makings of funnies?

fftopic:If you want we have a thread on shadman (pedophile artist) that could use your help. He likes to exploit real children to draw his disgusting art, is whiny and has an entitlement complex. We have doubts about his location and identity.

Thanks a lot @Fancy Bear !

Back on topic, did we get any chimpouts from Skylar yet? Or did he realize he finally fucked up majorly?

 

[Cato]

Back on topic, did we get any chimpouts from Skylar yet? Or did he realize he finally fucked up majorly?

Over the past few days he's been doing some ranting and raving on reddit about feminists, liberals and transpeople, but I haven't seen any activity beyond that. No evidence that he's seen @Fancy Bear's posts here.

 

[Smutley]

@Fancy Bear is my favorite of all bears. You're a good man and a good friend.

If you want lolcows to laugh at, check out John S. Bulla, Russell Greer, and Tommy Tooter

If you want lolcows to... play with, maybe check out Samuel Collingwood Smith and Trans Lifeline's Greta Martela

 

[SydBarrett]

Wait, was the playground he did that project in the same one he took the questionable photos at?

@Skylar Ittner would you care to comment?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

i wonder if he'll get any alt-right/nrx white knights or if his :autism: is even too much for them.

He'll become a hero for sticking it to the nasty SJW pozzed Catholic Church

 

[Tookie]

Over the past few days he's been doing some ranting and raving on reddit about feminists, liberals and transpeople, but I haven't seen any activity beyond that. No evidence that he's seen @Fancy Bear's posts here.

The salt should be epic when he gets around to reading this thread.

 

[SydBarrett]

The salt should be epic when he gets around to reading this thread.

Based on his lack of posting here and his lack of sperging on reddit, he might have just have learned his lesson and kept his mouth shut

 

[Turd Burglar]

It's been a minute since I've been here but @Fancy Bear, you all are amazing.

I know there are more autistic recordings but I cannot find them to transcribe them. Can someone link them to me so I can spread Skylar's autism?

(rates self :late

Edit: I can't read, ignore me.

 

[GrandTheftAutism]

Not gonna lie, I think if we just got rid of the current heads of state and replaced them with far less terrifying people, the entire world would be a better place. Putin scares the shit out of me but from what I know of common Russians, they're more or less really chill people.

You've clearly never played EVE Online. EVE Russians can be gaping arseholes when sufficiently motivated, even more so than the rest of the playerbase. Everyone else hates them.

That's an interesting question. He was definitely born Catholic, though, and went to Catholic school. Apparently, he now attends a Protestant church (DIE HERETIC), but hasn't actually stated whether he's a Catholic who attends a Protestant church or whether he's actually converted.

EDIT: On topic: Skylar's not wetoddid. (I hate the word filter on this forum, I really do. Tard cum? Really?) He's badly-brought-up raging narcissist with untreated autism (if he had any childhood intervention or behavioural therapy, I'll eat my hat) and a textbook enabler for a mother. His incompetence at certain things like hacking is more a case of him not realizing how far one's skills are supposed to extend in that given field, so he thinks that's all you have to learn. He's disgustingly arrogant, socially clueless and overly fond of himself, but he's not wetoddid.

 

[Optimus Prime]

*GOD TIER CYBER SKILLS*

A lot of good ones have been suggested...but if you want to mess with somebody who is a self-declared master of technology, then may I suggest Brianna Wu?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-walker-wu-john-walker-flynt.23639/page-1030

I feel the talents of Fancy Bear would be most suited to deal with one of that magnitude.

You've clearly never played EVE Online. EVE Russians can be gaping arseholes when sufficiently motivated, even more so than the rest of the playerbase. Everyone else hates them.

I thought everybody in EVE Online was an asshole?

 

[GrandTheftAutism]

I thought everybody in EVE Online was an asshole?

I started playing in January 2015, and I can confidently say there's about 1 decent player for every 100 assholes. There's an active support group for people with personal issues/mental problems/potential suicides (Broadcast4Reps), so not all of us are utter psychopaths. Also, the French Canadians are really chill and fun.

 

[Deadpool]

You've clearly never played EVE Online. EVE Russians can be gaping arseholes when sufficiently motivated, even more so than the rest of the playerbase. Everyone else hates them.



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EDIT: On topic: Skylar's not wetoddid. (I hate the word filter on this forum, I really do. Tard cum? Really?) He's badly-brought-up raging narcissist with untreated autism (if he had any childhood intervention or behavioural therapy, I'll eat my hat) and a textbook enabler for a mother. His incompetence at certain things like hacking is more a case of him not realizing how far one's skills are supposed to extend in that given field, so he thinks that's all you have to learn. He's disgustingly arrogant, socially clueless and overly fond of himself, but he's not wetoddid.

Our word filters are great and can be fucking hilarious. You should feel bad and apologize for insulting them.

 

[Cato]

Welp, @Skylar Ittner is looped in now:

 

[Melkor]

Welcome back @Skylar Ittner ! Do you also enforce Biblical mandates such as no shaving, staying away from women when they're on their period, and not wearing clothes that are made of 2 different types of fabric? This has been asked before but you never bothered to answer! So rude!

 

[HG 400]

Hello, and beings of greetings to the Farms of Kiwis and to Skylar Ittner.

Recently Mr.Ittner has attracted attention of team Fancy Bear(https://fancybear.net) for his poor showings in area of the cybers. Team Fancy Bear has investigated the manner and has scored Mr.Ittner on his ability of doings the cyber.

Final Score: Democratic National Committee/10

We are awardings Mr.Ittner the poorest possible score of 'Democratic National Committee' out of ten. We are now wishing to disclose our findings securely in home of Farms of Kiwis.

Credential Stuffing/Enumeration

Of Beings Logged In

Edit History of ED article in 2014 is makings the funny to us.

Fancy Bears Hack Team suggests usings of two-factor authentications to Mr.Ittner. So sad we are now in GitHub too!
We again find funnies within accounts as Mr.Ittner willingly shares session with Fancy Bear member.

(Secret Ruski edge router obfuscated for no purpose)


Many other of Skyler's accounts are within control of Fancy Bear too that were not registered with clearweb/OSINT email. Fancy Bear collects eight addresses through Russian pivot technique and lack of greylisting on server of mails.

Here is one such account:

The Doxings

Fancy Bear will be honest, we are not practice art of the dox and do not find of much interest. Fancy Bear suggest someone else run with it but will show what have.

https://pastebin.com/6PnjTLvf

Mr.Ittner should really not of being using single Cloudflare account, as is makings easy to find other domains through cURL -H Host.

Beings of Conclusions


So what does Fancy Bear do next? Lock Mr.Ittner out and establish persistent access through select unmentioned emails? You are of makings the funnies again!

We invite Mr.Ittner to secure his accounts and Fancy Bear take no further action. Of teachings of lessons and hopefully not hurting future clientele of his works.
Until then Fancy Bear will enjoy seeing if Farms of Kiwis can access accounts before Mr.Ittner.

Best of lucks!

From Russia with love,

- Team Fancy Bear

I love your work.

 

[SydBarrett]

Welp, @Skylar Ittner is looped in now:

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IT BEGINS

 

[RodgerDodger]

A lot of good ones have been suggested...but if you want to mess with somebody who is a self-declared master of technology, then may I suggest Brianna Wu?
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/brianna-walker-wu-john-walker-flynt.23639/page-1030

I feel the talents of Fancy Bear would be most suited to deal with one of that magnitude.



I thought everybody in EVE Online was an asshole?

Omg! Real evidence of colluding with the Russians to hack the election! Somebody alert the DNC and MSNBC!

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

If you want lolcows to... play with, maybe check out Samuel Collingwood Smith and Trans Lifeline's Greta Martela

+1 vote on Vordy, I think he could really use a visit from the Bear.

@Fancy Bear

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is an interesting turn of events, but Skylar's been oddly quiet since his own personal Red Dawn.

 

[Marvin]

Old page of Skylar seen self-rating own Netsyms company page a 5/5 score. He makes yet another funny!

@Skylar Ittner has still not noticed Bears in the mist. Although it is more of like Bears being room elephants. Still logged in to all accounts and no passwords beings changed. How can we alert better? Give all passwords to Farms of Kiwi?


Allow Fancy Bear to put in personal perspective.

Fancy Bear play waiting game of one day to run Mr.Ittner's SHA1 hashed password through Hashcat tool. Near no skill with proper Ruski sources. But after that Fancy Bear use several tools/techniques to enumerate between data sources and makings of correlations between accumulated hashes, emails, IPs, ect ect. One hour?

Are you safe from technique?

No. And most technique not even of needed for poor Angelo. 10min tops.

Fancy Bear not access any account of Angelo beyond script test and not pivot more than once. Be allowings of one pivot to be provings of concept. As changing your lower case g to the G of upper in letter of your password's start on different email host with SAME name is NOT acceptable.

(We skippings of screenshots for much of automation and tools for pivot)

You sees? Please change password for both accounts and also changing of all others with Farms of Kiwi name. Fancy Bear not of disliking friend Angelo. Of showings importance of cyber. Fancy Bear even able to with @Null if needings of point.

Perhaps Farms of Kiwi direct Fancy Bear to more laughing bovine threads where these cybers will be of better productivity and makings of funnies?

Where'd you get Skylar's SHA1 hashed password?