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Skylar Ittner said:
If I actually cared, I would share my transcript and scans of the assignments handed back with "110%" written at the top. Alas, I don't really give a fuck. I'm only on here because I'm also doing a Linux install on my other desk and it's taking a while.
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Wow, that sure is a lot of not caring. I'm thoroughly impressed by your lack of caring. I bet a not-caring guy who doesn't care as much as you don't care doesn't even care enough to set up google-alerts on his own name and show up on forums he doesn't care about when they discuss him.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
Nice wall.

My last semester was actually mostly finishing up a couple core requirements (the credits everyone has to take) I had left, and taking some elective CS classes to hit the credits-required-to-graduate mark, because I didn't have a minor. I had already taken (and easily passed) senior-level classes the past couple semesters. If I actually cared, I would share my transcript and scans of the assignments handed back with "110%" written at the top. Alas, I don't really give a fuck. I'm only on here because I'm also doing a Linux install on my other desk and it's taking a while.
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Soooo... basically you're saying that you're a genious and because you're a genious, all you have to do is say, "I'm a genious" because you're a genious?

You should look up @x86x2 . The both of you have so much in common that I seriously wonder if you are twins separated at birth.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
Shedding of many tears and sends own personal access logs to random Canadian internet provider.
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"The cuck cries out in pain as he strikes himself again" ~ Ancient Russian proverb

Skylar Ittner said:
He didn't pwn me, he found my all-lowercase 8-character password. I pwned myself by reusing it everywhere.
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We are appreciating of semi-transparency here and are happy Mr.Ittner is correcting of issue now. As said Fancy Bear wishes to give teachings and believes in play of clean sport. True yes?

However....this is disregarding efforts of Fancy Bear. As knowings of other capitalization/numerical password iterations. Despite horrid DNC-level choice of passwords, Fancy Bear still discover, scrape data, enumerate, correlate, ect. ect. ect..


It is vodka under bridge now though. Let's move forward with adressings of cleaning your company site. Were you forgettings of earlier message,

Fancy Bear said:
Fancy Bear find suspicious APK Android file placed by Ittner on Netsyms.com...File/hash submitted to best security vendor, Kaspersky Labs. Maybe blacklisting be done soon by Kaspersky and of other security vendors
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Fancy Bear did not jest and has since sent analysis and findings to other vendors. Earlier Virus Total's collective engine sees only one malicious verdict, since sending analysis score is of risen to 9.

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https://virustotal.com/en/file/ed06...73ac36737ee7f2af54e8d6fe/analysis/1501566688/

Let Fancy Bear make clear, file is of Ittner's OWN shitware .apk file and is of placed willingly on Netsyms company website. While not flat-out malware, file is being capable of reading device state and sending SMS messages through current network interface. Still highly unwanted/suspicious behavior of Android APK package. Fancybear not yet see exactly what shitware do in secure sandbox of own, but public sandbox report is here:

https://www.hybrid-analysis.com/sam...56073ac36737ee7f2af54e8d6fe?environmentId=200

Since sending analysis to security vendors, two have even blacklisted Netsyms. Please be of removing suspicious file now for blacklist removal! Even if you no practice safe sexes you can still be practicing of safe Secs (Netsec, Opsec, Persec, Commsec) and not be shootings self with hosting shitware on own company server that is digitally signed with own real name. Name now tainted with malicious file attribution.

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Regards,

Team Fancy Bear/Strontium
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
She doesn't do either of those things.
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We heard her do exactly those things. Why she was even at the meeting is questionable, but I assume it's because she was paying for your school and realized she was about to have thrown tens of thousands of dollars down the drain.

Since she was there, she shrieked like a mad woman as she defended you and complained about the school admin. And told everybody you were special-an autistic who had spent early years in an institution and she even complained that people didn't recognize your problems right off, even though you told nobody and didn't ask for accommodation. Apparently, everybody is supposed to be mind-readers and know that you are more than an asshole-you are a diagnosed asshole.

This assertion that she didn't defend or call you special is a blatant lie and can't be written off to autistic lack of understanding. When you got in trouble (more than once) your mommy fought your battles for you and called you special-and we heard it.

And you do care. Otherwise, you wouldn't keep coming back, although with you having poked the bear, you kind of have to now. Good job.
 
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Fancy Bear said:
"The cuck cries out in pain as he strikes himself again" ~ Ancient Russian proverb



We are appreciating of semi-transparency here and are happy Mr.Ittner is correcting of issue now. As said Fancy Bear wishes to give teachings and believes in play of clean sport. True yes?

However....this is disregarding efforts of Fancy Bear. As knowings of other capitalization/numerical password iterations. Despite horrid DNC-level choice of passwords, Fancy Bear still discover, scrape data, enumerate, correlate, ect. ect. ect..


It is vodka under bridge now though. Let's move forward with adressings of cleaning your company site. Were you forgettings of earlier message,



Fancy Bear did not jest and has since sent analysis and findings to other vendors. Earlier Virus Total's collective engine sees only one malicious verdict, since sending analysis score is of risen to 9.

8pony.PNG

https://virustotal.com/en/file/ed06...73ac36737ee7f2af54e8d6fe/analysis/1501566688/

Let Fancy Bear make clear, file is of Ittner's OWN shitware .apk file and is of placed willingly on Netsyms company website. While not flat-out malware, file is being capable of reading device state and sending SMS messages through current network interface. Still highly unwanted/suspicious behavior of Android APK package. Fancybear not yet see exactly what shitware do in secure sandbox of own, but public sandbox report is here:

https://www.hybrid-analysis.com/sam...56073ac36737ee7f2af54e8d6fe?environmentId=200

Since sending analysis to security vendors, two have even blacklisted Netsyms. Please be of removing suspicious file now for blacklist removal! Even if you no practice safe sexes you can still be practicing of safe Secs (Netsec, Opsec, Persec, Commsec) and not be shootings self with hosting shitware on own company server that is digitally signed with own real name. Name now tainted with malicious file attribution.

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Regards,

Team Fancy Bear/Strontium
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Since you like transparency, have the full source: https://source.netsyms.com/skylarmt/YourDumb
It's a stupid joke app I made and never published because it's stupid. You put in a number and it sends a mildly offensive text.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
0. The only job I've had that paid minimum wage was literally sitting in a room doing nothing 75% of the time, and pressing a couple buttons the rest of it. The rest have paid well above minimum wage. The fact that you people are taking shots in the dark at my work history means you've already thrown all your shit and are desperately ripping a new hernia trying to make more.

1. He didn't pwn me, he found my all-lowercase 8-character password. I pwned myself by reusing it everywhere.

2. That's not how it works.

3. m'kay.
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You really don't know what Fancy Bear/ Cozy Bear are capable of do you kid? Just face facts. You FUCKED UP!
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
Since you like transparency, have the full source: https://source.netsyms.com/skylarmt/YourDumb
It's a stupid joke app I made and never published because it's stupid. You put in a number and it sends a mildly offensive text.
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@Fancy Bear just laid bare your website security and got you blacklisted publicly as a malware producer.

Given what he's actually capable of, he's being very nice to you, so take the hint, start groveling, and admit you screwed up and aren't as smart as you think.
 
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@Fancy Bear just laid bare your website security and got you blacklisted publicly as a malware producer.

Given what he's actually capable of, he's being very nice to you, so take the hint, start groveling, and admit you screwed up and aren't as smart as you think.
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I read their Wikipedia page, it's very impressive. However, the only attack I've seen is using an insecure password to log in to a thing.

@Fancy Bear, why are you wasting your skills as an "advanced persistent threat" (according to Wikipedia) on a nobody like me? While I do thank you for finally making me use good security, forcing me to waste time submitting my files and domains as false positives just seems petty.
 
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GethN7 said:
@Fancy Bear just laid bare your website security and got you blacklisted publicly as a malware producer.

Given what he's actually capable of, he's being very nice to you, so take the hint, start groveling, and admit you screwed up and aren't as smart as you think.
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Okay, so I'm genuinely curious. How many cows have, upon finding themselves in a similar situation where someone has gotten them by the pubes, actually fallen to their knees, plainly admitted their faults, and asked for forgiveness?

Almost all cows in similar situations seem to just double down on their obstinate arrogance and false belief in their own superiority, leading to predictably hilarious results, blaming everyone else but themselves for how far it went.

So, again, how many cows do we have on record that actually did the smart thing: backing down and admitting fault?
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
I read their Wikipedia page, it's very impressive. However, the only attack I've seen is using an insecure password to log in to a thing.

@Fancy Bear, why are you wasting your skills as an "advanced persistent threat" (according to Wikipedia) on a nobody like me? While I do thank you for finally making me use good security, forcing me to waste time submitting my files and domains as false positives just seems petty.
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For someone who supposedly knows something about computers, using a simple Google search is beyond your capabilities I see. Read actual security websites on them. Not what some wiki spergs have to say kid.

Find something else to work on because coding/ computers are far beyond a simple sped like you can handle.
 
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DoctorJimmyRay said:
Okay, so I'm genuinely curious. How many cows have, upon finding themselves in a similar situation where someone has gotten them by the pubes, actually fallen to their knees, plainly admitted their faults, and asked for forgiveness?

Almost all cows in similar situations seem to just double down on their obstinate arrogance and false belief in their own superiority, leading to predictably hilarious results, blaming everyone else but themselves for how far it went.

So, again, how many cows do we have on record that actually did the smart thing: backing down and admitting fault?
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Hardly any, but given just who were are talking about, I want it on record Skylar was explicitly warned not to piss off guys who even he admits have the chops to maul him to digital death like the bears they style themselves after.

Besides, this goes beyond mere arrogance. If Skylar is remotely sane, he should back down now.
 
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DoctorJimmyRay said:
Okay, so I'm genuinely curious. How many cows have, upon finding themselves in a similar situation where someone has gotten them by the pubes, actually fallen to their knees, plainly admitted their faults, and asked for forgiveness?

Almost all cows in similar situations seem to just double down on their obstinate arrogance and false belief in their own superiority, leading to predictably hilarious results, blaming everyone else but themselves for how far it went.

So, again, how many cows do we have on record that actually did the smart thing: backing down and admitting fault?
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One I think. (Sammy Classic Sonic Fan)

I wouldn't really count Julie Terryberry's suicide as that had nothing to do with us.
 
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