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[obliviousbeard]

99 pages later he still goes on against the windmills, like modern Don Quijote. Godspeed you monomaniacal dropout.

 

[AprilRains]

Lately, Skylar is delivering mail (archive).

 

[The Un-Clit]

Lately, Skylar is delivering mail (archive).

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Kinda scary that the mailtruck of ANY route but especially a rural route is over 8 years old.....

 

[AprilRains]

Kinda scary that the mailtruck of ANY route but especially a rural route is over 8 years old.....

On the other hand, that's around Skylar's age, so it works out.

From Head of Everything to second assistant mailman. I wonder if we'll have a Dobson-like saga where he gets mad at having to work.

 

[Meowthkip]

Was checking his reddit history the other day and apparently someone is requesting to be a mod of /r/KeepCarrollSatanic since it's been so inactive. He got into a nice conversation with the OP.

r/redditrequest - requesting KeepCarrollSatanic for religious reasons

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Give PriorInsect the mod position, you spastic.

 

[dunbrine47]

Is his bitcoin wallet still unguarded?

 

[AnOminous]

She was indignant that nobody recognized that he was autistic, because, in her mind, all they had to do was look at him, and his shitty behavior, to know.

What Skylar's mother was too fucking stupid to understand is that training faculty and staff to better accommodate students with disabilities does not qualify them to diagnose those disabilities. They still have to be told that an autistic kid is autistic, because they are not doctors, and not qualified to determine that themselves.

She has a minor point. I think if this dude had showed up and started posting here out of the blue, even if we had no idea who the fuck he was, people would have pegged him as autistic in about three posts.

Skylar's mother claimed she pulled him out of public school to homeschool him, not because he was autistic, but because he was so much smarter than the other kids, and the school was thus unable to meet his needs. And yeah, that happens.

And just like Barb, she made him a lot worse by both sheltering him from desperately needed social feedback about what a cunt he was and, possibly, how not to be such a cunt, and simultaneously instilling in him the notion that he was entitled to act like that.

 

[AprilRains]

She has a minor point. I think if this dude had showed up and started posting here out of the blue, even if we had no idea who the fuck he was, people would have pegged him as autistic in about three posts.

Hey, now, we're the professionals. You can't expect mere university professors to match our expertise.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Just make a sub with a gay name like "Keep Carol Catlick". Then make fun of him there.

 

[Give Her The D]

Kinda scary that the mailtruck of ANY route but especially a rural route is over 8 years old.....

USPS' current fleet is notoriously old and is just getting replaced now anyway. They're still driving modified GM vehicles from the late '80's, for the most part.

 

[Goofy Logic]

USPS' current fleet is notoriously old and is just getting replaced now anyway. They're still driving modified GM vehicles from the late '80's, for the most part.

If the USPS is anything like Canada Post, then they are a cash-strapped government entity that is forever on the brink of complete bankruptcy, and no one has any idea how to fix it.

 

[Give Her The D]

If the USPS is anything like Canada Post, then they are a cash-strapped government entity that is forever on the brink of complete bankruptcy, and no one has any idea how to fix it.

It actually is. Been that way since Congress started making them set aside funds for the mail workers' pensions in advance.

IIRC they've retrofitted several for clean fuels, but other than that remain mostly the same.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Is his bitcoin wallet still unguarded?

I doubt anyone actually had my private keys, but I sent all my BTC to a new wallet with different keys just in case. Also, my crypto is in about half a dozen different places. You're not likely to get more than $100 even if you somehow obtain a set of private keys. Feel free to try though, I won't say no to another free pentesting.

Just make a sub with a gay name like "Keep Carol Catlick". Then make fun of him there.

$50 and it's yours.

She was indignant that nobody recognized that he was autistic, because, in her mind, all they had to do was look at him, and his shitty behavior, to know.

By that point in the whole thing, we were both flat-out trolling them. I'm sure you understand how entertaining it can be.

 

[AprilRains]

By that point in the whole thing, we were both flat-out trolling them. I'm sure you understand how entertaining it can be.

Worked out real well for you, didn't it, second assistant mailboy?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Kinda scary that the mailtruck of ANY route but especially a rural route is over 8 years old.....

It has new aftermarket tires with inch-deep tread, 4WD, and lots of space for Amazon boxes. Age doesn't matter much for cars, condition and mileage are what actually count. And right-hand drive vehicles are really hard to find in the USA.

 

[AnOminous]

By that point in the whole thing, we were both flat-out trolling them. I'm sure you understand how entertaining it can be.

I didn't even say that, you're quoting someone else. But nice admission your defense of your shitty behavior was complete, knowing bullshit and you were just maliciously wasting everyone's time.

Worked out real well for you, didn't it, second assistant mailboy?

They get to keep tens of thousands of dollars of his money and he gets to not have a degree. Huge win, they're so totally trolled!

 

[AprilRains]

I won't say no to another free pentesting.

As you should have learned, @Fancy Bear doesn't care whether you say no or not.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Worked out real well for you, didn't it, second assistant mailboy?

Worked out fine. I deliver mail around two days a week (six hours a day), for $19 an hour. I've already used that experience to build an app for mail carriers. I still run an IT company that's doing quite well.

 

[AprilRains]

Worked out fine. I deliver mail around two days a week (six hours a day), for $19 an hour. I've already used that experience to build an app for mail carriers. I still run an IT company that's doing quite well.

How's that degree coming along?

Your classmates who actually graduated probably aren't taking part-time jobs to cover the bills. And at those rates, you've already told me how the IT company is doing.

There's nothing wrong with honest work, but as you've admitted above, you're not honest.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

As you should have learned, @Fancy Bear doesn't care whether you say no or not.

Which is why I setup a Google alert for several keywords related to all of this. Most of the time you are all being idiots pretending you know shit, but sometimes there's an actual threat, which I can fix while they're busy bragging about finding it. Either way it's a win for me.

your shitty behavior was complete, knowing bullshit and you were just maliciously wasting everyone's time.

This entire website in a nutshell.