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[The Taco Santo!]

Disappointing, but the available evidence is pretty lacking. Hopefully he testifies again. After all, it went so well this time, right? Little Momma's Boy, never to have a date or a first kiss. Now you have to go seek revenge on those who've wronged you. Go to that Sheriff's house and tell him to keep his mouth shut, or you'll shut it for him.

 

[AprilRains]

My friend raises a disturbing possibility.

A juror was excused for personal reasons during the trial. The alternate seemed oddly eager to serve, according to my friend.

The Ittners have a lot of money.

I'm not sure what to think, but my friend (who is, admittedly, a fan of Sheriff Dutton) thinks it's probably a bribed juror.

I'll let you know more when I do.

 

[MrMonster]

Personally a little relieved for the hung jury. Was going to attend the trial but ended up working late. Now I have a chance to see the tard in action again.

Sadly Skylar will be out there free on bail to run his autism business outside the post office until the retrial.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

Personally a little relieved for the hung jury. Was going to attend the trial but ended up working late. Now I have a chance to see the tard in action again.

Sadly Skylar will be out there free on bail to run his autism business outside the post office until the retrial.

Fingers crossed for a hung hanged Skylar next.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I remember reading this thread before I created an account and laughing at this tard coming in and acting like a special little boy. He didn't learn his lesson when Fancy Bear showed up and slapped him in the dick. He obviously hasn't learned since the thread went into hibernation, and he sure as fuck won't learn from this either. Even if it means the milk dries up I seriously hope he does get actual jail time. They'll have to move him out of Gen Pop so fast because you know he'll open his mouth to the wrong person and be eating his own teeth before the end of his first day. And you KNOW he still won't learn even then.

 

[MrMonster]

I remember reading this thread before I created an account and laughing at this tard coming in and acting like a special little boy. He didn't learn his lesson when Fancy Bear showed up and slapped him in the dick. He obviously hasn't learned since the thread went into hibernation, and he sure as fuck won't learn from this either. Even if it means the milk dries up I seriously hope he does get actual jail time. They'll have to move him out of Gen Pop so fast because you know he'll open his mouth to the wrong person and be eating his own teeth before the end of his first day. And you KNOW he still won't learn even then.

Honestly likely he'd get a year and a half in prison and 6 months in a prerelease with the rest suspended.

Also the sheriff he felt so threatened by is a 65 year old man who had a heart attack a bit ago. Though I'm sure even the most timid of soy boys would strike fear into Skylar's heart.

 

[The Noise]

Honestly likely he'd get a year and a half in prison and 6 months in a prerelease with the rest suspended.

Also the sheriff he felt so threatened by is a 65 year old man who had a heart attack a bit ago. Though I'm sure even the most timid of soy boys would strike fear into Skylar's heart.

He needs to get the minimum sentence so he can come back to running his terrible companies and getting fucked with by bored international cybercriminals for being a little too smug.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Maybe he'll blossom in prison and model himself after his cellie. Which would be the funniest cellie, Money from Shot Caller:

Or Val Kilmer from Felon:

 

[Troonos]

he said to the guards: "Well, then, next time I'm gonna bring my gun and make you actually work for a living!" The Sergeant-at-Arms was summoned, and he told Skylar that if he didn't start acting right, he would arrest Skylar on charges of disturbing the peace. Skylar then shouted, "WHAT CHARGES?! WHAT????"

Should we have a betting pool that this sperg actually shows up and mass-shoots the courthouse?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Should we have a betting pool that this sperg actually shows up and mass-shoots the courthouse?

Normally I would say that mommy's little sped is too much of a coward to do something like that, but he's already made the supremely stupid decision to threaten it and he's already punched a sheriff. He probably thinks that's his family's money can buy him out of any trouble he gets into. That's why I want him to get more than the minimum prison stay. He needs a lesson in actions and their consequences.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

I can see Skylar becoming a horror cow if he gets a slap on a wrist. An autistic with no care for the law and getting away with his actions means something more criminal down the road.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Who says he isn't one already? Mommy's special little guy.

 

[Zaryiu2]

To whoever president of the case i have recommendation for what to do

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

I too would become a lolcow if as a guy I was given the name Skylar.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

It's not a very Catholic name is it?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You don't remember St. Ittner? He was the one with zero friends. His only miracle was disappearing his foot through the Holy Spirit of Diabetes.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

I am deeply disappointed in the hung jury!

I have followed ittner since the beginning and what gets to me is the possibility of a bribed juror.

He's such a pest too! A spoiled, egotistical, and narcissistic pest!

And what pisses me off is that the defense attorney's main argument is that you can't punch someone while down on the ground while on your stomach? what? of course you can punch someone if they are also on the ground.

However, on a brighter note, I do find it funny though where the news article states Skylar was booted from his own table, after talking shit to an attendant when their policy is to just listen to those criticizing them.

Honestly, having a republican table at a state fair where it's supposed to be a happy place is kind of autistic that's like asking for trouble to start especially nowadays.

Also, fuck Skylar for harassing elderly people and choosing the one cop to assault that being an elderly cop. It's like at Carroll when he started getting physical with the near-obese woman. he only picks vulnerable targets.

He's lucky the bodycam footage doesn't show the punch. i hope in the new trial the screen their jury better to make sure nobody got bribed.

And finally i hope the juror is exposed if bribery is involved fuck that!

when people get away with crimes that none of us regular people would because of their wealth or autism that's just straight up bullshit!

 

[MrMonster]

To add on more details of the cop he punched it was the local sheriff who is about 60 years old, had a heart attack a few years ago, and treats the deputies to breakfast at the local diner.

A man who is someone's favorite grandpa was enough to inspire violent fear into Skylar.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

A harsh word or look would be enough to inspire fear in Skylar. It's not a high bar to clear. For violence, you just have to tell him no.

 

[AprilRains]

A man who is someone's favorite grandpa

That's the truth of it. I'm told the court had a bit of unscheduled amusement when the sheriff's grandson called out a cheery greeting to him in the courtroom. It was said to be a cute moment.