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[Skylar Ittner]

Almost everything that you guys said about the trial is fake news lol, you people should apply to fox news. No idea where you got the idea of a bribed juror honestly, or that my family is rich. My mom delivers mail six days a week for around 12 hours a day. And the juror that left was recused because after she figured out what had actually happened to me she couldn't stop sobbing.

I doubt any of you were actually present, but if I had to guess, you were one of the morbidly obese ambiguous-gender couple wearing masks (oxygen and covid) and knitting the entire time in the far corner.

Here's something real though: after they saw the evidence, some of the sheriff's own deputies secretly flipped to my side. They would never say so publicly because Leo Dutton would burn them for it.

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[The Noise]

Welcome back, @Skylar Ittner! I missed you.

 

[AprilRains]

That's cute, Skylar, but my friend is not morbidly obese and doesn't wear an oxygen mask. My source is someone much closer to you than that.

I think the bribed juror thing was speculation, but I'll ask my source for updates.

As for the rest of your claims, sorry, you're just not credible. You're a weasel. You might as well say "The lurkers support me in email!"

ETA; This is at least the second time you've put a base64-encoded string into the thread. I told you how dumb that was. Now you've done it again. It's as if you're unable to learn from experience.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Here's something real though: after they saw the evidence, some of the sheriff's own deputies secretly flipped to my side. They would never say so publicly because Leo Dutton would burn them for it.

Did Mommy tell you this? I find it very unlikely.

And the juror that left was recused because after she figured out what had actually happened to me she couldn't stop sobbing.

And this.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Almost everything that you guys said about the trial is fake news lol, you people should apply to fox news. No idea where you got the idea of a bribed juror honestly, or that my family is rich. My mom delivers mail six days a week for around 12 hours a day. And the juror that left was recused because after she figured out what had actually happened to me she couldn't stop sobbing.

I doubt any of you were actually present, but if I had to guess, you were one of the morbidly obese ambiguous-gender couple wearing masks (oxygen and covid) and knitting the entire time in the far corner.

Here's something real though: after they saw the evidence, some of the sheriff's own deputies secretly flipped to my side. They would never say so publicly because Leo Dutton would burn them for it.

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It's intensely amusing that you went from baby faced twink to badly aged potato in the span of this threads lifetime.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Have you been thrown out of the BSA yet, Skyler?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It's intensely amusing that you went from baby faced twink to badly aged potato in the span of this threads lifetime.

It's the curse of the lolcow. Having a thread will age you an extra 10 years. Or he just has shit genes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Or he just has shit genes.

Well he is retarded.

 

[AprilRains]

Well he is retarded.

"Well, look at him!"

And the juror that left was recused because after she figured out what had actually happened to me she couldn't stop sobbing.

Fuck the rule against double posting. This is too good to wait.

My friend responds in part to your claims: "The juror was excused because she had just learned of the death of her mother. That's why she was sobbing. Skylar is an inhuman ghoul and a bad liar."

There's more, but that'll do for now.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Was Skyler's mom there?

 

[AprilRains]

Was Skyler's mom there?

Yeah, she was there for much of the trial. My friend kept hoping for a defensive outburst but no luck this time. Presumably the high-priced lawyers kept her quiet.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Maybe Benzos, being Skyler's mom has got to be a constant miasma of disappointment and frustration and constant low-grade anxiety about just what stupid shit he's going to do next as a retarded man-child. This time it was a trial for felony assault, what'll next time be?

 

[LiveFromNS]

LOL, welcome back to the thread @Skylar Ittner you absolutely fucking idiotic and now physically violent spastic retard! How tough you are pummeling on an older dude. Don't worry, when you get sentenced to hard time, you will be some badass dude's punching bag. And probably his fuck doll.

Did Mommy tell you this? I find it very unlikely.

Yeah, she probably told him that while she was reaming his ass with her strapon. "Ohhh Mrs. Ittner, ohhh Mrs. Ittner." I bet Bossman would say DTPN if he met her.

Where is your daddy little boy? Did he run off to greener pastures once he realized he had two idiotic morons at home? Will you ever move out and leave your mommy, or will you be like Norman Bates and keep her around you even after she passes away?

We are all going to enjoy your next trial and your sentence that will be imposed. You act and talk like a tough dude, but you are and always will be just a little snotass pussy who will run his mouth when behind bars and receive a real beatdown 100x worse than what you dished out on the cop. I also hope the cop sues you civilly as I certainly would if I was him.

Keep being retarded and FAFO you sorry excuse for a man.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Should know more about the case in September. Eye witness reports are against him.

I also hope the cop sues you civilly as I certainly would if I was him.

He did have to go for laser eye surgery which likely wouldn't be cheap down there. That sheriff is a beloved man in the area and one of the few good sheriffs out there. He's trying the "I'm a retard, I didn't know what I was doing! I'm sorry " tactic but people aren't having it. That usually happens when the person has a history in town and they've gotten tired of it.

 

[stets]

Nice to see that the sanctions and military strikes haven’t crippled Skylar’s weapons-grade Autism enrichment program.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nice to see that the sanctions and military strikes haven’t crippled Skylar’s weapons-grade Autism enrichment program.

Which is weird, he's gone past 65% and went full retard.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

My friend responds in part to your claims: "The juror was excused because she had just learned of the death of her mother. That's why she was sobbing. Skylar is an inhuman ghoul and a bad liar."

Your "friend" is a fucking liar. The courtroom was empty when the excusal happened. The jury wasn't there and the public were kept out. It was just the one juror, the lawyers, judge, stenographer, and me.

I'm starting to think your friend is the invisible kind.

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[AprilRains]

Your "friend" is a fucking liar. The courtroom was empty when the excusal happened. The jury wasn't there and the public were kept out. It was just the one juror, the lawyers, judge, stenographer, and me.

I'm starting to think your friend is the invisible kind.

Nice try, Skylar, but it won't play. You think it's really plausible that a juror wept over your plights? (That's a reference to another lolcow in this forum. You might want to read up on him and try to avoid his fate.)

Anyway, my source isn't invented, and I believe their word over yours. But, hey, prove them wrong.

 

[Null]

@Skylar Ittner what ended up happening with that Ethereum I didn't steal from you?

 

[LiveFromNS]

Nice try, Skylar, but it won't play. You think it's really plausible that a juror wept over your plights? (That's a reference to another lolcow in this forum. You might want to read up on him and try to avoid his fate.)

Anyway, my source isn't invented, and I believe their word over yours. But, hey, prove them wrong.

There were some video clips posted from the trial. I had assumed your friend took those, or someone else there was doing it and your friend asked for them?

There was no official broadcast of the trial correct? If that is indeed the case, @Skylar Ittner, that kind of proves someone was there at the trial you fat retard. Welll, they could still be invisible I suppose so you might be right on that one. I asked before, where's your daddy at by the way?? Too bad you only have your psycho mom to help you go through puberty and mature. But dad was probably a pussified cuck anyway.

As for comparing him to Greeeeeeer at least Russell got his dick wet a few times (even though he had to pay). Our boy here only gets handies from his mommy when she tucks him into bed after his milk and cookies.