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It's pretty clear the kid isn't thinking his own thoughts. Typical with autism. He's fixated on something one of his parents taught him, and now he's decided the best way to express this is with posters, much like what Chris did in college with his attraction sign stuff. In 20 years or so, he'll be one of the gayest gaytards around.


Does this kid have a webcomic by chance?
 
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Not sure if anyone posted this yet but I found a Facebook group he made called Keep Carroll Catholic. It doesn't have a lot of recent activity (last post was in April) but there's some postings and responses from the past year. Here's the link: https://www.facebook.com/keepcarrollcatholic/

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My god he even has his own website: https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/
 
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This is a clear example of how religion can cause harm to people with mental disorders. I ask where his parents are in all this. Surely they've heard that their sped kid is slowly turning himself into the village idiot by now.
 
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This is why r/legaladvice is the greatest part of the internet in existence.

You get someone with this combo of poor comprehension of law combined with massive unwarranted self importance about once a week, and that's on a slow week.

My favorite was the guy who asked if his laptop full of incriminating files just "fell into a tub of acid by accident" could his lawyer get him out of both the original charge and a destruction of evidence charge.
 
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This is a clear example of how religion can cause harm to people with mental disorders. I ask where his parents are in all this. Surely they've heard that their sped kid is slowly turning himself into the village idiot by now.
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Maybe they agree with him on this matter. He has to have his ideas from somewhere. And now he is their autistic little martyr.
 
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Maybe they agree with him on this matter. He has to have his ideas from somewhere. And now he is their autistic little martyr.
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That could be true. Half the reason cows get to the level where they end up being discussed here is because their parents at some time supported/didn't punish them for what they were doing.

I also like how he put a legal threat on the bottom of his posters. Those definitely prevent people from taking them down and totally don't cause people to rip them down with more gusto.
 
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Zim said:
That could be true. Half the reason cows get to the level where they end up being discussed here is because their parents at some time supported/didn't punish them for what they were doing.

I also like how he put a legal threat on the bottom of his posters. Those definitely prevent people from taking them down and totally don't cause people to rip them down with more gusto.
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But what if you rip some autist's posters and then the SWAT storm your house.
 
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Zim said:
That could be true. Half the reason cows get to the level where they end up being discussed here is because their parents at some time supported/didn't punish them for what they were doing.

I also like how he put a legal threat on the bottom of his posters. Those definitely prevent people from taking them down and totally don't cause people to rip them down with more gusto.
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Guy comes off as an unhinged zealot. The posters on campus thing, well, that was just dense because that's not public property, that place is owned by the college and if they don't give you permission to post anything, you can't do it. Walmart is also a private establishment that merely lets the public shop on its premises at certain intervals, anything else requires their permission.

The legal threats are utterly toothless if he doesn't own the place he's posting them on, and sounds to me like he drank an entire pitcher of fundie koolaid and needs to be forcibly told the Catholic version of:

"You need to be an ambassador for Christ, not an asshole for Christ."
 
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I'm actually not entirely convinced he's not that BumpityBoo kid all grown up.


The only thing that's giving me serious doubt is that the kid was clearly acting out a character and trying to demonstrate he had a sense of humor. That said, these videos were 7-9 ago, which can really change a person.
 
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I don't remember when was the last time I read this much in the first few pages of a thread. Loving every single minute of it though.

So much to say about this one but it's kind of redundant, so I'll just stick to read his updates and laugh, just like with Dobson, DSP, etc.
 
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