Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I wonder when he's going to come out as a tomgirl and pierce his taint.

 

[Marsaudiac]

Is this ChristianU2Uber all grown up?

 

[Ruin]

How the actual fuck do you get banned from walmart ?

My guess is he ran around defacing all Blue Is The Warmest Color and Brokeback Mountain Blueray's with a sharpie.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

My guess is he ran around defacing all Blue Is The Warmest Color and Brokeback Mountain Blueray's with a sharpie.

With crosses and "God hates fags!" written on them.

 

[MeatRokket08]

This guy makes the Catholic in me cringe.

 

[Jack Awful]

100% that guy is in the closet and is overcompensating
Just look at him.

 

[Cripple]

So a closet case got buttmad out homos aren't burned at the stake at his Catholic college so he created "copyrighted" posters? That's what started this?

Dude welcome to non-fundie Catholicism. I was taught being homosexual by itself wasn't bad but homosexual acts are (as all sex was only supposed to be for procreation) and gay kids were pushed towards the clergy or the nunnery. Catholics aren't big on "pray the gay away".

Your parents are just bigots. And private colleges have way more leeway to expel you than public ones. If you're going to be a homophobic legalese sperg at least do it at a state school. They're more likely to throw money at it to make it go away. Catholics like their money almost as much as Hebrews.

 

[Meta Junglira]

Why was he posting these posters on a catholic college?

Do homosexuals hang out in the hallways, having sex and spraying corrosive acid at people?

Is there some untold story about how the homosexuals control the Catholic Church and he's the lone hero who stands up to the evils of Homosexuals?!

I'm thinking no...

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

A private college? Unless he was on a full scholarship, I wonder how much money he's pissed away with his splerging.

 

[MeatRokket08]

It's obvious this guy is just insecure about himself. Not many Catholics like me care that much about homosexuals these days since there are bigger issues the Church is dealing with.

 

[Big_Boss]

Why was he posting these posters on a catholic college?

Because he's :autism:.

ngl I wish he posted more or at least had a Twitter, his Keep Carroll Catholic FB is something else.

 

[Cripple]

Why was he posting these posters on a catholic college?

Do homosexuals hang out in the hallways, having sex and spraying corrosive acid at people?

Is there some untold story about how the homosexuals control the Catholic Church and he's the lone hero who stands up to the evils of Homosexuals?!

I'm thinking no...

I'm pretty sure he found out the college has a gay club or something and took that as endorsing acid-spraying homosexual public sex acts by the college. Thus he put on his cape and wasn't smart enough to hang his posters as a night mission. So Mary Lee Walsh's cousin destroyed his dream of being the Straight Crusader.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

He has to live with his parents, right? Since he's a NEET are his parents rich and funding his nonsense?

 

[Coconut Gun]

I wonder what his grades were like. They have grades at a catholic school, right?

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Facebook has been kind of empty for info so let's take a look at what his Reddit accounts have.

A mostly empty subreddit for his fresh out of beta game, TerranQuest.



The link tells us that it's available on Google Play.



His personal subreddit for the Carroll saga is mostly empty too:



I can't seem to access his account history via mobile and I don't want to get the Reddit app.

BUT he does have an account via GitHub so if anyone wants to take a look here is what I believe to be one of his projects.

https://github.com/skylarmt/SnipeITAPI?files=1

 

[Quijibo69]

This guy is a closet homo and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

So how long till he shows up here to spread the faith/threaten us?

Didn't he already? @1864897514651

 

[Feline Darkmage]

lol @ his Carroll subreddit's posting guidelines

Post/Comment Guidelines:
Keep discussion relevant to the issues at Carroll College. Putting "Carroll" in your post title does not make it relevant if the rest of the post is not relevant.

All viewpoints are allowed, but if you are hateful or don't want to take part in reasoned discussion, you aren't welcome here.

If you act hateful and accuse other humans of being bigots, faggots, "bad people", mentally ill, or other personal attacks, you will be banned for at least a day.

Skylar is a bigotfaggot bad person with mental illness.

 

[Aristophanes]

Welp, I actually downloaded TerranQuest from the Play Store and gave it a go. It's awful as you'd all expect.

Turns out having a Google account isn't enough to play the game, as there is a powerlevelling wall that you need to pass first - by power-levelling of course.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Welp, I actually downloaded TerranQuest from the Play Store and gave it a go. It's awful as you'd all expect.

Turns out having a Google account isn't enough to play the game, as there is a powerlevelling wall that you need to pass first - by power-levelling of course.

Make sure to leave a one star review.