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[Lunachu]

Just a suggestion: If you are going to post in your thread, if you try to be civil about it then things will go a lot better, and you could prob kill some heat. I realize having a thread here has to be a bit awkward and piss you off but if you bend a bit and act rational then people here will as well.

If you act like a dick you're just gonna pull negative attention.

The guys used to bending if you know what I mean.

 

[Herbert Hoover]

I have several Google Alerts setup. Very useful, it turns out, because I get to laugh at how idiotic and childish you all are.

Oh boy, I love it when his happens.

Three questions. One, how do you feel about gay marriage being legal across the US?

Two, do you lash out like this to hide your homosexual urges? Or do you vent those in a different way.

Third, are you actually had sex with someone or are you an incel

 

[reptile0009]

Just a suggestion: If you are going to post in your thread, if you try to be civil about it then things will go a lot better, and you could prob kill some heat. I realize having a thread here has to be a bit awkward and piss you off but if you bend a bit and act rational then people here will as well.

If you act like a dick you're just gonna pull negative attention.

I think you're expecting a little too much out of the guy who got kicked out of college over fucking posters. Yeah there was little to no chance of him acting rational here.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

[Removed]

 

[Ruin]

If the extent of his leet hacker skills are Google maps I think we'll be fine.

 

[Danger]

You guys do realize the picture you're all laughing at is four years old, right?

There's no time limit on laughing at spergs.

 

[Herbert Hoover]

removed

I feel like it's against the terms of your app to publicly release a user's location.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Post an image here

No thanks.

Would you please be a good catholic man and verify yourself to the mods? Don't worry, they won't bite.
Also, what's your opinion of pope Francis?

I think he's doing a good job of getting people to listen to the Church.

One, how do you feel about gay marriage being legal across the US?

I don't think it's marriage or should be legal, and changing the dictionary is a judicial overreach of epic proportions.

Two, do you lash out like this to hide your homosexual urges? Or do you vent those in a different way.

I'm not gay.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I'm not gay.

 

[RK 672]

So Skylar, tell us more about this incident involving you taking pictures of kids:
https://pastebin.com/t2d3nnSt (http://archive.is/rVx1c)

 

[Quack]

@Skylar Ittner , did you attempt to raise your issues with ecclesiastical authorities? Surely the local diocese would have been a better bet than going on a very lonely-seeming crusade out of nowhere?

 

[Herbert Hoover]

I'm not gay.

Sure you aren't.

P.S. What's your opinion of Western women overall?

 

[AlohaSnackbar]

removed

Look, I found you too!

Skylar's Hill

 

[GS 281]

So Skylar, tell us more about this incident involving you taking pictures of kids:
https://pastebin.com/t2d3nnSt (http://archive.is/rVx1c)

> I only have a single picture of the children in that park
>the camera was not focused or zoomed properly
>effectively blurring the faces in said picture
>In addition, I have a constitutional right to take whatever pictures I want in public

lmao

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Thanks for visiting. I wanted to thank you for all the laughs you've brought to this world, both with your original reddit lolsuit post and now with your never ending sperging.

Can you tell me why you hate the gays?

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Skylar Ittner
Since you don't have the heart to post it, I say you can't grow a beard.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

I feel like it's against the terms of your app to publicly release a user's location.

How do you know I did that? All I did was post a link to a location on Google Maps.

 

[Quijibo69]

Is being a pedo better than being a homo, Skylar?

 

[Cato]

How do you know I did that? All I did was post a link to a location on Google Maps.

Ah, your brilliant legal mind at work again, eh? As long as you avoid explicitly admitting what you did, obviously nobody is allowed to draw inferences , right?

Do you consider yourself a sovereign citizen, by chance?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

What's your opinion of Western women overall?

Women are equal to men.