Holy shit. It's not even 6 minutes in and this tubby little nigga is threatening to email every news organization in the world to tell them his college won't let him hang up a poster on a cork board.
Mom: First off her report was
false, there were things in there that were blatantly untrue. And please stop smirking. That is really disrespectful.
Skylar: Uh yeah, it also shows that you're not impartial so maybe you should leave and find someone else to take your part in this.
School Official: "We're not... [stress sigh] this is not a place to be making decisions. We are here to offer- to you-
Mom: You are not offering him anything!!
Skylar: This LOOKS like a decision. It's either 'get the hell out of this place and do stuff somewhere else' or 'get out completely and we don't want to hear from you ever again' basically either way. It's either you 'you can go somewhere else' or 'you can go somewhere else.'
SO: You know, Skylar, we are willing to work with you to complete your degree. We're not-
Skylar. This is NOT working! This is just getting rid of the problem. You think I'm a problem, you want me to be gone, you want the problem just to disappear. Guess what? It's not going to disappear! It would be interesting to see how much- I wonder how much of the, um, prospective students of the college are actually catholic and, you know, would be
concerned if the college is doing stuff like this. I- I bet- honestly if this got in the news, even just the catholic news, it would probably- you'd see probably a
pretty big dent in the next few years worth of prospective students. People would probably choose to go elsewhere if they hear about this. And that is why it has not been made public and the college has not been named apart from my website, which, like, really nobody except people from the college or people from the college told about would know. This is... I could have gone completely public with this and sent it to all kinds of- basically every news agency in the world. I have not done that yet. Because I am a
nice person.