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I'm sure this will be a shock to everyone in this thread, but Skylar is on the spectrum.
About as shocking as his being home schooled (for the record though, i fuckin called that shit).

Also those emails over the photo incident read so much like Chris' emails with Mary Lee Walsh in the beginning. I love how he calls the woman that complained about it a hypocrite because she had pictures of her kids on facebook, as if that makes a creepy clandestine picture of her kid shot by a total stranger okay.

There's no way he doesn't understand what made it bad, but these goofy hamfisted arguments he puts out to try and validate it end up making him look borderline retarded.
 
https://www.facebook.com/dexter.ittner - correction; Dexter is the father and this is his facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/vicki.hentz.9 - the mom; she shares Skylar's absolute lack of a sense of humor (she posted a very inoffensive, pro-Christianity Jesus comic and questioned whether it was blasphemy); indeed, she has remarried in 2014. I'm not sure if it's to Dexter or someone else, but Hentz is her maiden name. Presumably if it is to Dexter, he has adopted the kids, as they have his name now.

Skylar has a sister named Marina. She appears to be just a kid and isn't on Facebook anyway so meh, leaving that one alone. I'm sure she's cut from the same cloth, but for her sake, I hope not.

This is the Gary Hentz mentioned in the dox. He is Skylar's grandfather who died doing way the fuck manlier shit than Skylar will ever even dream of: http://helenair.com/news/local/obit...cle_13536e07-85e7-5ba6-af59-d7ad9e588c95.html

https://www.facebook.com/kathy.hentz.7 - this is the Katherine Hentz mentioned in the dox. Skylar's grandmother, formerly married to Gary, mother to Vicki.
 
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He may have been precocious as a little kid, but pulling him out of Kindergarten to homeschool him was a bad idea. He's obviously grown up with the idea that he's smarter than other people--and yet he can neither understand nor empathize with others' points of view, and cannot admit to any wrongdoing or bad intentions on his part. He's learned that it's okay to be a belligerent, overbearing asshole, and a troll, as long as he hasn't "technically" broken any rules. And he clearly never learned to give a shit about other people.

Too bad for him that most kids who show early precocity--and even continue to perform well through high school--sort of sputter out when they reach adulthood. I can't tell you how many former "gifted" kids I've seen who are stuck leading mediocre lives, outperformed by "normies" who didn't spend their childhoods hearing how special they were.

We'll see more of this cow, I'm sure. He likes to stir shit up, then claim the moral and legal high ground, while also making himself out to be the persecuted victim. And--most entertainingly for us--he can't admit he's wrong, and will doggedly persist in it. So I've no doubt he'll show up again, having stirred up some other drama, and threatened legal action over it. He's not as smart as he thinks he is, is high on bad religion, has a persecution complex, and has severely stunted empathy and interpersonal skills. He's a lolcow, and his steaming flops are sure to dot the internet landscape, because that's what cows do.

I for one, await this permavirgin's first appearance on incel forums. I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think he's gay; I think he chose homosexuality as the theme for his posters because it's a guaranteed hot-button issue that would get people riled up. Low-hanging fruit, if you will.
 
You guys got to go to his KCC site.

He has a full timeline of everything, including copies of all emails, the various disciplinary documents etc. Its all nicely organized and easy to navigate.
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And, he recorded everything! He has the recording of the meeting with the school admin and his mother. Let me tell you, I listened to that late last nite, and it is fucking amazing. Trust me, you guys will enjoy it. He also recorded 2 or 3 other hearings. Everything is there, unredacted. I haven't listened to the other ones, but the first meeting has me chomping at the bit to play them. Sadly won't be til the weekend. Hopefully someone else will have a go.

Seriously, check the link out and see what you think. Mom is a *real* piece of work as well.

EDIT: Direct link to meeting audio:
https://keepcarrollcatholic.org/data/uploads/meeting-recording.ogg
 
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Holy shit. It's not even 6 minutes in and this tubby little nigga is threatening to email every news organization in the world to tell them his college won't let him hang up a poster on a cork board. :story:

Mom: First off her report was false, there were things in there that were blatantly untrue. And please stop smirking. That is really disrespectful.

Skylar: Uh yeah, it also shows that you're not impartial so maybe you should leave and find someone else to take your part in this.

School Official: "We're not... [stress sigh] this is not a place to be making decisions. We are here to offer- to you-

Mom: You are not offering him anything!!

Skylar: This LOOKS like a decision. It's either 'get the hell out of this place and do stuff somewhere else' or 'get out completely and we don't want to hear from you ever again' basically either way. It's either you 'you can go somewhere else' or 'you can go somewhere else.'

SO: You know, Skylar, we are willing to work with you to complete your degree. We're not-

Skylar. This is NOT working! This is just getting rid of the problem. You think I'm a problem, you want me to be gone, you want the problem just to disappear. Guess what? It's not going to disappear! It would be interesting to see how much- I wonder how much of the, um, prospective students of the college are actually catholic and, you know, would be concerned if the college is doing stuff like this. I- I bet- honestly if this got in the news, even just the catholic news, it would probably- you'd see probably a pretty big dent in the next few years worth of prospective students. People would probably choose to go elsewhere if they hear about this. And that is why it has not been made public and the college has not been named apart from my website, which, like, really nobody except people from the college or people from the college told about would know. This is... I could have gone completely public with this and sent it to all kinds of- basically every news agency in the world. I have not done that yet. Because I am a nice person.
 
Holy shit. It's not even 6 minutes in and this tubby little nigga is threatening to email every news organization in the world to tell them his college won't let him hang up a poster on a cork board. :story:

Mom: First off her report was false, there were things in there that were blatantly untrue. And please stop smirking. That is really disrespectful.

Skylar: Uh yeah, it also shows that you're not impartial so maybe you should leave and find someone else to take your part in this.

School Official: "We're not... [stress sigh] this is not a place to be making decisions. We are here to offer- to you-

Mom: You are not offering him anything!!

Skylar: This LOOKS like a decision. It's either 'get the hell out of this place and do stuff somewhere else' or 'get out completely and we don't want to hear from you ever again' basically either way. It's either you 'you can go somewhere else' or 'you can go somewhere else.'

SO: You know, Skylar, we are willing to work with you to complete your degree. We're not-

Skylar. This is NOT working! This is just getting rid of the problem. You think I'm a problem, you want me to be gone, you want the problem just to disappear. Guess what? It's not going to disappear! It would be interesting to see how much- I wonder how much of the, um, prospective students of the college are actually catholic and, you know, would be concerned if the college is doing stuff like this. I- I bet- honestly if this got in the news, even just the catholic news, it would probably- you'd see probably a pretty big dent in the next few years worth of prospective students. People would probably choose to go elsewhere if they hear about this. And that is why it has not been made public and the college has not been named apart from my website, which, like, really nobody except people from the college or people from the college told about would know. This is... I could have gone completely public with this and sent it to all kinds of- basically every news agency in the world. I have not done that yet. Because I am a nice person.


Did he mention if any of these recordings were made in secret/without consent of the other person?
 
In the recording, his mom brings up autism and Skylar and her threaten to make this a "disability discrimination" issue while the staff try to explain how that doesn't excuse any and all nutcase behaviour from Skylar.

Not that it wasn't already obvious, but the audio certainly confirms that his mom really conditioned Skylar to consider himself a special snowflake.
 
Did he mention if any of these recordings were made in secret/without consent of the other person?
Again, I only listened to the one I direct linked above. Yes, he tells them he is doing it, they ask him not to and he states he has a right and continues on.

Yeah @Smutley, you aint heard nothing yet! Wait until the mother tells the two women they aren't catholic!! In that 69 minutes, I was totally immersed the whole way through.

The mom deserves a thread just for that meeting alone.

Looking forward to all the reaction posts once everyone has a chance to listen.
 
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Does anyone know of any apps to play this at? I've got a commute home, and I want to listen to the recording on my laptop. But, I can't seem to be able to play this with Windows Media Player, something to do with it being an Ogg file, are there any fixes for that?
 
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Off Topic sperging ahoy:

Does anyone know of any apps to play this at? I've got a commute home, and I want to listen to the recording on my laptop. But, I can't seem to be able to play this with Windows Media Player, something to do with it being an Ogg file, are there any fixes for that?
You can use a audio converter online.
 
Holy shit. It's not even 6 minutes in and this tubby little nigga is threatening to email every news organization in the world to tell them his college won't let him hang up a poster on a cork board. :story:

Mom: First off her report was false, there were things in there that were blatantly untrue. And please stop smirking. That is really disrespectful.

Skylar: Uh yeah, it also shows that you're not impartial so maybe you should leave and find someone else to take your part in this.

School Official: "We're not... [stress sigh] this is not a place to be making decisions. We are here to offer- to you-

Mom: You are not offering him anything!!

Skylar: This LOOKS like a decision. It's either 'get the hell out of this place and do stuff somewhere else' or 'get out completely and we don't want to hear from you ever again' basically either way. It's either you 'you can go somewhere else' or 'you can go somewhere else.'

SO: You know, Skylar, we are willing to work with you to complete your degree. We're not-

Skylar. This is NOT working! This is just getting rid of the problem. You think I'm a problem, you want me to be gone, you want the problem just to disappear. Guess what? It's not going to disappear! It would be interesting to see how much- I wonder how much of the, um, prospective students of the college are actually catholic and, you know, would be concerned if the college is doing stuff like this. I- I bet- honestly if this got in the news, even just the catholic news, it would probably- you'd see probably a pretty big dent in the next few years worth of prospective students. People would probably choose to go elsewhere if they hear about this. And that is why it has not been made public and the college has not been named apart from my website, which, like, really nobody except people from the college or people from the college told about would know. This is... I could have gone completely public with this and sent it to all kinds of- basically every news agency in the world. I have not done that yet. Because I am a nice person.
All it's missing is a chat to his imaginary hedgehog friend and a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.
 
Again, I only listened to the one I direct linked above. Yes, he tells them he is doing it, they ask him not to and he states he has a right and continues on.

Yeah @Smutley, you aint heard nothing yet! Wait until the mother tells the two women they aren't catholic!! In that 69 minutes, I was totally immersed the whole way through.

The mom deserves a thread just for that meeting alone.

Looking forward to all the reaction posts once everyone has a chance to listen.


Interesting. Montana is a two party consent state so I'm not sure if that's good enough. Interesting.
 
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