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I'm actually worried that he needs to see an endocrinologist, because he presents as though his testosterone levels are nonexistent. Bet he goes online troon later in life.
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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I dunno dudes got some balls. Maybe he doesnt even know that you CAN masturbate, so he's all backed up with testosterone and hormonal, which is why he picks all these fights.
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You're all horrible people trying to tempt him with the sin of onanism.
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Martin Luther was the original autist who got in trouble for putting up posters
At least Martin Luther had a point and went on to make something of his life. I doubt Skylar will form a new sect.
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No need to. The rat king accepts all.
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> glutony is a mortal sin
> he's fat
> he's fat
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> lust is a sin
> takes pictures of kids he doesn't know at the local park
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>Pride is a sin, he is one smug pride bastard
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>wrath is a sin
>tries to physically and orally intimidate faculty over pieces of paper
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The only simple sins we haven't seen him do are Envy and sloth, and even then it's only a matter of time...
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The only simple sins we haven't seen him do are Envy and sloth, and even then it's only a matter of time...
>Sloth is a sin.
>Is a fat piece of shit that can't be bothered to exercise.
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These audio logs display almost as much victim-complexing as John Flynt, holy shit.
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As I assumed: Mommy's little Martyr 
Sometimes, or maybe pretty often, Lolcowism is hereditary.
Sometimes, or maybe pretty often, Lolcowism is hereditary.
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If you name your son Skylar he's pretty much doomed to be a sperg.
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It's amazing how @Skylar Ittner can be so amazingly smug and confident while also being so wrong about just about everything he does. He picks the smallest rocks to die on and just will NOT do something if he doesn't get all of his demands met. It looks like the school was completely willing to work with him to get him his degree regardless of the offense, but anything less than them groveling on their knees for him wasn't enough.
Same with this thing with the parents getting upset over his pictures of their children. EVEN IF you disagree with them, even if you think they're being overly protective, why wouldn't you just do it out of good faith?
Same with this thing with the parents getting upset over his pictures of their children. EVEN IF you disagree with them, even if you think they're being overly protective, why wouldn't you just do it out of good faith?
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I would actually have some sympathy and pity for Skylar for clearly being raised terribly and set up to fail as a human being, if I were able to find any redeeming qualities in him whatsoever. I'm still searching. The more I dig the more unequivocally unlikable he seems, though.
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About 34 minutes into this recording he literally compares himself to Jesus, saying he is being crucified by the school for his beliefs.
He compared himself to Jesus.
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Homeschooling done right.
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Now I'm just a humble city Jew but it's my understanding that's hella blasphemous