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FrozenFlame said:
I really wonder how far this will go before Skylar admits he's in over his head and stops acting like a petulant child.

On a side note, I'm 100% sure he's gay. I can smell the homo through the computer screen and it smells like a mixture of cheap lube and depression.
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Well his interest in Minecraft and Pokemon while being autistic doomed him to a life time of being called gay whether he is or not.
 
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FrozenFlame said:
I really wonder how far this will go before Skylar admits he's in over his head and stops acting like a petulant child.

On a side note, I'm 100% sure he's gay. I can smell the homo through the computer screen and it smells like a mixture of cheap lube and depression.
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Gay Midievel Catholic Fury! It's like watching my fathers family from Florida all over again! (Damit Vatican II is not legit! Not my Pope! Etc) I give it 2 years before he joins or starts a cult.
 
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One of this reasons I love this thread is that Skylar's too arrogant to admit his faults and learn from them which puts him on the track to failure and more self inflicted humiliation. Even without this thread existing, Skylar will still make a fool out of himself and set his life to ruin.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
You guys suck at doxxing. That's a VoIP number I pay $4.95 a month for so I don't have to put my cell number everywhere. Try calling it. It's a Bozeman number because I liked the 404, it being a software company and all.



I am not some SUPER L33T H4XX0R, nor do I try to be. There are other areas of computer science I find more enjoyable, like making apps.

I fully recognize how shitty that van is. I knew that while I was building it. That video is supposed to be funny. The van was shitty before I started modding it. The shocks would shear their bolts off and drag on the ground. Right now, it's sitting in the driveway because it decided to not shift out of second gear ever, and I don't care enough to get it fixed.

The TerranQuest code is written like that because I spent a while adjusting the numbers until I was happy with the curve.

PHP: 
// Update the user's health and level
$exp = pow(pow(floor($user['level']) + 1, 2), -1.2);
$userlevel = $user['level'] + $exp;
// If the new level is a whole int bigger than the current
$dolevelup = false;
if (floor($userlevel) > floor($user['level'])) {
   $dolevelup = true;
   $newmaxhp = floor($userlevel) * 100;
   $database->update('players', ['energy' => $newmaxhp, 'maxenergy' => $newmaxhp, 'level' => $userlevel], ['uuid' => $_SESSION['uuid']]);
} else {
   $database->update('players', ['energy' => $userhp, 'level' => $userlevel], ['uuid' => $_SESSION['uuid']]);
}

The level fractions are rounded down everywhere else.



Let's see you build a metal rack with $20 at Lowe's. It has plenty of ventilation, the servers bolt in securely, and if something catches fire, the most valuable thing in there is $40.



No. I know some Catholics who do though, they're interesting and think I'm too liberal.



I never did that. That bit from the report is taken out of context and exaggerated.

Here's a gem from the report: "It is more likely than not that a reasonable person would construe his messages to mean that homosexuals were going to hell (at best) or he wanted them dead (at worst); that they are "disordered;" and that they are immoral if they enter into sex or a lawful marriage".

Let's break it down: I never indicated that gay people were going to hell, nothing I posted had anything about wanting people dead, a poster said homosexual *acts* are disordered (not people), and the last bit is literally almost word-for-word what the Catholic Church teaches.

The report also mentions that people took offense at a Catechism reference on a poster, which is interesting, since the reference was a citation for the quote covering the rest of the poster. It shows that they not only didn't bother looking up the reference, but were also woefully uneducated in Catholic teaching.



TIL that NPR and Protestant friends = ultra-conservative Catholic cult.



I would like to point out that you guys are basically taking shots in the dark at me and hoping something is true. This thread has become an anti-Skylar circlejerk, nothing more.
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Is that a no on the Pokemon match then?

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Skylar Ittner said:
You guys suck at doxxing. That's a VoIP number I pay $4.95 a month for so I don't have to put my cell number everywhere. Try calling it. It's a Bozeman number because I liked the 404, it being a software company and all.
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lol, white-labeling domain names and hosting space doesn't qualify as a "software company."
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
That's the server rack for my home lab. My actual production servers are in datacenters.
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It's still idiotic to let servers bake themselves to death no matter which ones they are, especially if you want them to last for awhile.

And kid, do us all a favor and quit trying to sound like some 133t badass, because you know what you really are?

You're not an ambassador for Christ, you're an ASSHOLE for Christ, and I'm quite confident his palm is meeting his face right now at your foolishness.

You are not half as smart you think you are when it come to computers, as exemplified when a professional in the field of making computers their bitch did just that to you more than once, and you were revealed to be an imbecile skript kiddie.

And now you are trying to deny how assblasted you are over this forum discussing how much of a jackass you are and you are probably wondering why both you and your mother can't make all this go away.

Well, here's the answer, and I shall quote the scripture as to why this humiliation has befallen you, Jesus's own words in fact:

"He who exalts himself will be humbled."
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
That's the server rack for my home lab. My actual production servers are in datacenters.
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Skylar, you really need to stop lying. We're not your family. We will not coddle you, we wont put up with your bullshit. Every time you do this, someone will find out that you're lying.
 
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