Sleep-napia

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The Dude

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Dammit Chris, your mom didn't get a "sleep-napia" she was fucking tested for Sleep Apnea. Your mom is fat and it's affecting her respritory system when she sleeps. You probably have it too fatty. Why must you be so ignorant of anything that's not vidya and cheap sex dolls?
 
Barb hasn't been a Snorlax for well over a year now. She lost a ton of weight due to her colitis.
 
MysticMisty said:
Barb hasn't been a Snorlax for well over a year now. She lost a ton of weight due to her colitis.

She may not be Snorlax anymore, but she's still overweight. Granted, not everyone with Sleep Apnea is overweight, but it's the most common cause of the condition by a large degree.
 
Don't worry, Chris knows how to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if Barb stops breathing.

Yes, I'm cashing in my one allowed Charb incest joke.
 
Man, Barb is going to be about the least compliant patient ever. Can you actually see her spending time and money getting fitted for a C/PAP and then using it correctly, not to mention going for follow-up appointments?
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Man, Barb is going to be about the least compliant patient ever. Can you actually see her spending time and money getting fitted for a C/PAP and then using it correctly, not to mention going for follow-up appointments?
As I understand it, sleep apnea can be deadly if untreated. Granted, there are so many ways that Barb could meet her end in 14BC, but if she doesn't comply with treatment (and you're right, I can't imagine that she would)... well, she's certainly not doing herself any favors. 8(

And yet again Chris fails to grasp the potential severity of his parents' situations. Yeah, sometimes your mom stops breathing when she's asleep, maybe that's kind of a bad thing...?
 
Could this go into the Magniloquence thread?
 
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