Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[4Macie]

Everyone is missing the point that their neighbors are unable to pinpoint the collective funk of feet and ass that is undoubtedly seeping into the buildings' ventilation system.

Out of everyone in this situation, the neighbors and future tenants of Casa de Phil are the ones the most deserving of sympathy. Poor things.

 

[Smutley]

I disagree actually. Toren's a scammer but I haven't seen any racism, anti Semitic rhetoric, or calls for genocide like Phil does on a regular basis. I think Phil's probably a worse person overall but he's a coward and rather dim witted so he doesn't have very many opportunities to express his worse impulses.

He is a big believer in racial profiling. Starwing was the name he went by early in life, back when he was still Toren, even back when he was still Jon.

Remember kids: Racial Profiling doesn't make you racist

 

[An Ghost]

God even before he had a cunt, he was a cunt.

It's obvious no one here has bothered to do the research that I have;
*unwarranted and inaccurate contridictory political sperging*

15 years later

It's not my job to educate you shit lord
*unwarranted and inaccurate contridictory sperging about gender*
Now pay me

 

[Darndirty]

He is a big believer in racial profiling. Starwing was the name he went by early in life, back when he was still Toren, even back when he was still Jon.
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Remember kids: Racial Profiling doesn't make you racist
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Racial profiling doesnt make you racist. It depends on the case and the situation. We know who to look for at the airport, it's not nuffins and crackers

 

[Tragi-Chan]

toren is marginally more intelligent than Phil and he's been conning people for longer. this "queerplatonic" shit is him establishing that they dont have any sort of romantic relationship, so when he inevitably leaves Phil won't blow up heartbroken about how he had to endure a drunk dude calling him a fat whitey.

Phil probably doesn't care that he's not in a relationship because he's mostly blubber at this point. chain him up to something while he wears his bdsm cosplay and that's all the sex life he needs.

I wondered if the "queerplatonic" thing was just how he justified attempting to get #analrips behind Phil's back to others.

But yeah, I can't imagine Phil is really that bothered about being in a relationship. He has zero empathy and hates sex. He just wants a full-time asspatter.

 

[Positron]

Phil is an utter scumbag, but Toren is quite literally abusing him both emotionally and financially AND is cheating on him along with denying him any form of intimacy or love (whether it be physical relations or just emotional support)

The denial of intimacy is mutual: Phil cockblocks Slingblade by claiming to be asexual.

 

[nhocgreen]

The denial of intimacy is mutual: Phil cockblocks Slingblade by claiming to be asexual.

Phil cockblocks Slingblade by his smell.

 

[introman]

He is a big believer in racial profiling. Starwing was the name he went by early in life, back when he was still Toren, even back when he was still Jon.
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Remember kids: Racial Profiling doesn't make you racist
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Him and Phil should make a lovely couple. A true latin-x who screams at a poor hispanic janitor at a Septa station and threatening to call "la migra" at him.

 

[4Macie]

Him and Phil should make a lovely couple. A true latin-x who screams at a poor hispanic janitor at a Septa station and threatening to call "la migra" at him. View attachment 214298

The funny thing is that he was probably only told, "Sir? You can't be in there" and then this freak out.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The funny thing is that he was probably only told, "Sir? You can't be in there" and then this freak out.

Given hiscowardice and tendency to lie now and think later, I wouldn't be surprised if what actually happened was the janitor pointed out that he was about to accidentally go into the ladies', and then Phil gave a little half-hearted grunt and went into the mens'. Then he came up with this story.

 

[The Dude]

Given hiscowardice and tendency to lie now and think later, I wouldn't be surprised if what actually happened was the janitor pointed out that he was about to accidentally go into the ladies', and then Phil gave a little half-hearted grunt and went into the mens'. Then he came up with this story.

Like all of Phil's "Look how badass I am!" attention seeking posts, this one is obviously a lie because Phil just shits in his pants and avoids restrooms all together.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Southern Belle]

I love how not even a comment or remark about a queerplatonic asexual latinx tranny girlfriend/partner or whatever or any single signifier that they are even roommates and personally know one another at all.

Toren'snnot even trying to keep up pretenses anymore.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

That fucking picture on the begging site hurts my soul every time. We have to be close to the drought of funds.

 

[Southern Belle]

I've always liked how the closer to the middle of the month, we can pretty closely guess how much-ish money Phil has left of his tugboat based solely on how much ebegging he does, and if Toren shills his page as well. If it's not super bad, then Toren doesn't usually start shilling till the half-way mark (usually around the 15th). We've just hit 1/3rd of the way through the month and all that's left is likely his vodka money.

 

[Mogambo]

I love how not even a comment or remark about a queerplatonic asexual latinx tranny girlfriend/partner or whatever or any single signifier that they are even roommates and personally know one another at all.

Toren'snnot even trying to keep up pretenses anymore.

Of course not, it would cramp his style. I mean, sure, Toren's one to play at identity politics when it's all make believe land on the internet, but he wouldn't want anyone actually thinking he's a faggot in real life now would he? Same goes for a lot of the other troons really

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What do the Tories have to do with Phil?

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Deadpool]

Phil is an utter scumbag, but Toren is quite literally abusing him both emotionally and financially AND is cheating on him along with denying him any form of intimacy or love (whether it be physical relations or just emotional support), and is getting away with it because Phil is that perfect mix of stupid, gullible, and cowardly that makes him so easy for Toren to take advantage of.

You just listed the things that make me like Torren a little bit.

 

[Hellfire]

Crosspost, Slingblade broke their microwave.