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What the fuck does Toren need four grand for? What exactly is he moving? Isn't all of his stuff just stuff he 'borrowed' from Philthy? At that much he must be moving cross country...or he needs a booze fund.
Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.
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To collate the Slingblade is leaving/is not leaving/is leaving but needs 4 grand posts:
January 24th - On his locked account, Slingblade and someone talk about his "roomie" Phil having a gun and Slingblade being "unsafe," although it is unclear if Slingblade is "unsafe" because the spud has a gun, or something else is making Slingblade "unsafe" and is the reason the spud got a gun (or if Slingblade is just plain lying, as he does).. There is doubt that Phil has bought anything other than toys, so it is likely Slingblade may be using 'Phil has a gun and I'm so unsafe!' as bait to find some other sucker to squat with. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/slingblade-an-phil-crossover-thread.29173/post-4249803
Phil posts that his Autismland split up, seemingly representing him no longer being "queer platonic girlfriends" with Slingblade. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-jan-19-autistan-is-to-be-split-in-four.52590/
January 25th - Slingblade posted on Facebook and claimed he had until March 1st to "find a new place to live." https://kiwifarms.net/threads/slingblade-an-phil-crossover-thread.29173/post-4245956
January 26th - Phil announced that Slingblade and him are "separating" and Slingblade is leaving in 6 weeks (Phil later says this 'deadline" was set by Slingblade) because Phil can "no longer effectively provide for" Slingblade. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-26-19-adf-and-victoria-have-broken-up.52642/
January 29th - Looks like Slingblade's plans to squat in someone else's place fell through as Phil announced that Slingblade was staying, the "deadline" for leaving Phil was "rescinded," and he had used the threat of him leaving to extort more control over Phil and Phil's hovel, and isn't even letting Phil store his belongings in his own closet. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-29-19-the-exodus-is-canceled.52766/
February 8th - Phil's PayPal account was "permanently limited" http://archive.li/ndKK5
February 12th - Phil admitted that things weren't "working out" with Slingblade and Phil again mentioned being unable to "provide for" Slingblade, as well as Slingblade supposedly having issues with Phils Antifa LARPing. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/slingblade-an-phil-crossover-thread.29173/post-4316907
February 26th - With that original March 1st/6 week deadline less than a week away, Slingblade sets up a "hardship fund" and attempts to ebeg for $4,150 which he claims is what he needs to flee from the spud cave. He claims Phil has recently "violated [his] trust" and now he doesn't feel safe living in the previously "wonderful" arrangement of squatting in Phil's bedroom and will only be "safe" once he moves out. He claims to already have a "place to move to" (no info on whether it's a new mark to leech off, but it likely is), and that the "least expensive quote" from a moving service is supposedly $3,871 to haul his junk out of Phil's place. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...oria-vikki-valimir-darling.24959/post-4375867
January 24th - On his locked account, Slingblade and someone talk about his "roomie" Phil having a gun and Slingblade being "unsafe," although it is unclear if Slingblade is "unsafe" because the spud has a gun, or something else is making Slingblade "unsafe" and is the reason the spud got a gun (or if Slingblade is just plain lying, as he does).. There is doubt that Phil has bought anything other than toys, so it is likely Slingblade may be using 'Phil has a gun and I'm so unsafe!' as bait to find some other sucker to squat with. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/slingblade-an-phil-crossover-thread.29173/post-4249803
Phil posts that his Autismland split up, seemingly representing him no longer being "queer platonic girlfriends" with Slingblade. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-jan-19-autistan-is-to-be-split-in-four.52590/
January 25th - Slingblade posted on Facebook and claimed he had until March 1st to "find a new place to live." https://kiwifarms.net/threads/slingblade-an-phil-crossover-thread.29173/post-4245956
January 26th - Phil announced that Slingblade and him are "separating" and Slingblade is leaving in 6 weeks (Phil later says this 'deadline" was set by Slingblade) because Phil can "no longer effectively provide for" Slingblade. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-26-19-adf-and-victoria-have-broken-up.52642/
January 29th - Looks like Slingblade's plans to squat in someone else's place fell through as Phil announced that Slingblade was staying, the "deadline" for leaving Phil was "rescinded," and he had used the threat of him leaving to extort more control over Phil and Phil's hovel, and isn't even letting Phil store his belongings in his own closet. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-29-19-the-exodus-is-canceled.52766/
February 8th - Phil's PayPal account was "permanently limited" http://archive.li/ndKK5
February 12th - Phil admitted that things weren't "working out" with Slingblade and Phil again mentioned being unable to "provide for" Slingblade, as well as Slingblade supposedly having issues with Phils Antifa LARPing. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/slingblade-an-phil-crossover-thread.29173/post-4316907
February 26th - With that original March 1st/6 week deadline less than a week away, Slingblade sets up a "hardship fund" and attempts to ebeg for $4,150 which he claims is what he needs to flee from the spud cave. He claims Phil has recently "violated [his] trust" and now he doesn't feel safe living in the previously "wonderful" arrangement of squatting in Phil's bedroom and will only be "safe" once he moves out. He claims to already have a "place to move to" (no info on whether it's a new mark to leech off, but it likely is), and that the "least expensive quote" from a moving service is supposedly $3,871 to haul his junk out of Phil's place. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...oria-vikki-valimir-darling.24959/post-4375867
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Not even the most extortionate mover would charge this much to throw out some empty plastic vodka bottles and old pizza boxes.
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jim lahey - " I AM THE LIQUOR"
Randy and lahey talking about how to the fuck over the boys. series 5 trailer park boys. this is the best show in the world.
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Unless he decides to take all of phils furniture with him when he goes.
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Please don't compare Mr. Lahey to the Vodka goblin. Mr. Lahey had a job, was actually likeable, and had an excuse to be drunk ( trying to he an authority to a bunch of shitidots.)100$ for groceries, 1400$ for liquor. Sounds right.jim lahey - " I AM THE LIQUOR"
Randy and lahey talking about how to the fuck over the boys. series 5 trailer park boys. this is the best show in the world.
Edit: Jim was also able to buy his own liquor without e-begging for it.
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It's finally publicly heating up between these two wonderful individuals. I can hardly wait for the inevitable fallout from what promises to be a glorious twitter breakup meltdown.
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It's not just that Slingblade is always e-begging. It's that the people he's constantly e-begging from are just as broke and worthless as Slingblade and Phil are. When the majority of your Mark's are jobless losers and gender special welfare leeches, then you may as well start teaching goldfish to pilot jet airliners. And that doesn't even factor in the selfishness of transtrenders.
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Philth is now shilling for Slingblade
Days later, no one hs given him anything.
Days later, no one hs given him anything.
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Phil you are such a little bitch boy for Slingblade.
What a super soldier.
Phil knows if he doesn't then Slingblade will beat the fuck out of him, just like when Phil doesn't have money to buy Slingblade vodka.
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What a pathetic little worm.
A super soldier that can't stand up for himself. Must be some new version of tough I'm not acquainted with.
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I'd be half inclined to say we start a fund for Toren if he promises to give us dirt on Phil but... I don't really like Toren or actually want to enable him or give him money in anyway. To reiterate, I have more than $4,000 I could give Toren, but I'd much rather spend it on myself. Also, I'm pretty sure Toren will spill the beans on Phil anyway out of pure spite as soon as he's out the door with anything remotely valuable he could steal from the apartment (so probably not much, LOL).
The thing about Phil, Toren and most of the transtrenders to be quite honest is that they are all a bunch of selfish liars, and they know it too, but weirdly despite the fact that they love backstabbing one another and calling out people for "racism," "homophobia," and "cultural appropriation," they're also too scared or perhaps polite to do so with each other. Mostly. Toren is selfish enough and a big enough pariah where he could easily reveal Phil isn't Latinx, Jewish or whatever and probably get away with it too because people are really that desperate to get Phil out of their little social club at this point. Of course I think they're also sick of Toren so whoever flips first will probably be the one to get tolerated and pity points as long as they don't embarrass the actual SJWs and Antifa crowd. Too much.
If you're reading this Phil (and, let's be honest here, you probably are) and you can comprehend most of what I'm saying (that part seems a bit more questionable to me given your abysmal reading comprehension and utter lack of critical thinking skills) then your best bet for gaining some modicum of social credit amongst the Antifa troons you want so desperately to ingratiate yourself to would be to flip on Toren before he sells you out to benefit himself. Just saying.
The thing about Phil, Toren and most of the transtrenders to be quite honest is that they are all a bunch of selfish liars, and they know it too, but weirdly despite the fact that they love backstabbing one another and calling out people for "racism," "homophobia," and "cultural appropriation," they're also too scared or perhaps polite to do so with each other. Mostly. Toren is selfish enough and a big enough pariah where he could easily reveal Phil isn't Latinx, Jewish or whatever and probably get away with it too because people are really that desperate to get Phil out of their little social club at this point. Of course I think they're also sick of Toren so whoever flips first will probably be the one to get tolerated and pity points as long as they don't embarrass the actual SJWs and Antifa crowd. Too much.
If you're reading this Phil (and, let's be honest here, you probably are) and you can comprehend most of what I'm saying (that part seems a bit more questionable to me given your abysmal reading comprehension and utter lack of critical thinking skills) then your best bet for gaining some modicum of social credit amongst the Antifa troons you want so desperately to ingratiate yourself to would be to flip on Toren before he sells you out to benefit himself. Just saying.
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The man speaks wisdom, Phil. You know those cop shows where there are two perps sweating away in the 'interview' rooms apart from each other, both being told that the first one to flip on the other and testify WON'T go to prison to be sodomized by Bubba without lube on a daily basis?
That's you and the Vodka Ogre right now.
If you want to salvage your reputation in 'Portlantifa', it would be a very good idea dish out the deets on Toren, and what REALLY is goin on in that suite that is suddenly 'unsafe' for him. You know you want to do it, Phil. Because it's the right thing to do, in more ways then one.
It will also save you from the guarenteed humiliation of Slingblade dishing out the dirt on YOU as soon as he gets away and set up with a new sucker and takes their bedroom away.
You know what you have to do. We're all here waiting, and not judging you or Toren. Yet.
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Fake titty fund raised almost 4 grand.
Victoria's Top Surgery organized by Leah Crowley
My name is Leah Crowley and my friend Victoria needs your help in order to help fulfill a wish. Vi… Leah Crowley needs your support for Victoria's Top Surgery
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Toren is probably at far greater risk than Phil here, if only because Phil’s reputation is already in the gutter. Anyone can tell that he’s not really trans or Latinx. Plus he’s an obvious tard, so he can get away with more. Toren, though, there’s plenty that’s not so well known.
And no sign of fake titties. If I’d donated to this urgent dysphoria-curing fundraiser, I’d want to know why he couldn’t use that money before I donated any more.Fake titty fund raised almost 4 grand.
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Victoria's Top Surgery organized by Leah Crowley
My name is Leah Crowley and my friend Victoria needs your help in order to help fulfill a wish. Vi… Leah Crowley needs your support for Victoria's Top Surgerywww.gofundme.com
I raped a dog 2day
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Usually I think this would be really funny and I would hope it happens, but let's be real: as long as Toren leaves his antifa pillow fortress alone, Phil probably won't notice any of his furniture missing.
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So when the vodka goblin escapes I wonder how long until it makes its way here? Since people who were in Phil's life usually make accounts here, not that the vodka goblin would be welcomed.
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Toren won't come here. He has a long history of ebegging substantial amounts of money for "urgent" stuff and he's not going to jeopardise his ability to do that or his ability to get people to buy him pizza and vodka.
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He’s scared of us. He keeps coming up with elaborate misspellings of “Kiwi Farms” in the mistaken belief that it will prevent us from seeing him talking about us. “Kee-wee Pharms” and the like.