Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

Gotta say, that doesn't look like a pauper's fridge. When they're down to their last packet of ramen, then I'll start feeling sorry for them.

Ha ha, no I won't.
 
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"we're disabled" "no longer have spoons for"
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DragoonSierra said:
Youre not even supposed to be living there Toren
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I suspect that's exactly the problem here. Toren knows Phil is too much of a dumdum to sort it out himself, but also doesn't want to risk exposing himself as living there. And at the same time, he's too much of a drama queen to just not talk about it publicly.

Gotta feel sorry for Phil, though. Demoted from partner to girlfriend to platonic best friend to roommate. By July, Toren will be referring to him as an infestation. :heart-empty:
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I suspect that's exactly the problem here. Toren knows Phil is too much of a dumdum to sort it out himself, but also doesn't want to risk exposing himself as living there. And at the same time, he's too much of a drama queen to just not talk about it publicly.

Gotta feel sorry for Phil, though. Demoted from partner to girlfriend to platonic best friend to roommate. By July, Toren will be referring to him as an infestation. :heart-empty:
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I don't think it's possible for anything to make me feel sorry for Phil.
 
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".... But alas I squat and grift from a mentally handicapped beaver and cannot pay a water bill "

Nice to see people gingerly easing into the "well not every event requires a VenMo link " discussion. He wanted to get ugly in that exchange but held back for the better .
 
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Their water bill is NORMALLY around $80?

I live in a two person house in the middle of the fucking desert and my water bill is around $65-70. We do laundry 2-3 times a week, two showers daily, (one of them is a typical biological female length shower, so a solid 10-15 mins continuous waterflow) and dishes in the sink, not even a dishwasher. This also includes whenever I remember to water the cacti and citrus trees.

What the fuck are they doing?

The only time my water bill has gone above $110 is when I was doing tile work in the bathroom and was running a wet saw all day for a week and doing grout tool cleanup.
 
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Graffiti canvas said:
Their water bill is NORMALLY around $80?

I live in a two person house in the middle of the fucking desert and my water bill is around $65-70. We do laundry 2-3 times a week, two showers daily, (one of them is a typical biological female length shower, so a solid 10-15 mins continuous waterflow) and dishes in the sink, not even a dishwasher. This also includes whenever I remember to water the cacti and citrus trees.

What the fuck are they doing?

The only time my water bill has gone above $110 is when I was doing tile work in the bathroom and was running a wet saw all day for a week and doing grout tool cleanup.
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For whatever reason, probably the flood of hipsters, hoboes, and tankies that's flocking there, Portland's utilities have been exploding in price for years now. A good chunk of that though is paying for the "Big Pipe Project", which is Portland's decision to completely rework their sewage system to stop run-off from going into their river.

So really blame them for choosing to live in a city like fucktards rather out in say the Cascades. Living in the boonies like you do is cheap; city livin ain't.
 
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Graffiti canvas said:
Their water bill is NORMALLY around $80?

I live in a two person house in the middle of the fucking desert and my water bill is around $65-70. We do laundry 2-3 times a week, two showers daily, (one of them is a typical biological female length shower, so a solid 10-15 mins continuous waterflow) and dishes in the sink, not even a dishwasher. This also includes whenever I remember to water the cacti and citrus trees.

What the fuck are they doing?

The only time my water bill has gone above $110 is when I was doing tile work in the bathroom and was running a wet saw all day for a week and doing grout tool cleanup.
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Well it's pretty we try obvious that one of the two morons is leaving the sink on, although, I'm willing to bet that slingblade is talking out his ass. But then again, neither one of them are smart enough to run maintenance checks on their utilities, and none of their asspaters are brave enough to call them out on lying and asking for a picture of said bill for proof.
 
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The dark green bunch there is Lacinto kale. It’s fancy and twice as expensive as the more common curly kale.

“WAH I’M SO POOR LOOK AT MY FANCY EXPENSIVE KALE” sounds fake, but OK.
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Other than what you mentioned, why the fuck do they have a paper receipt in the fridge??? Is it in case the dipshits want to try and get a refund for the cup to the right of it??? Or are they chilling it so they can eat it later?
 
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nvrwastetree said:
Other than what you mentioned, why the fuck do they have a paper receipt in the fridge??? Is it in case the dipshits want to try and get a refund for the cup to the right of it??? Or are they chilling it so they can eat it later?
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It looks like it could be something like a dressing packet to me
 
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