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Stratomsk said:
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HickoryDickory said:
Maybe he just read the Nick Bate thread... He (Holden) did come back and start the poop fixation after Nick posted his "evidence" video, didn't he?
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His fantasies just keep getting more sick and twisted and it's just the next logical step.
1st he wanted to videotape a girl fucking an animal for blackmail to keep her from ever leaving.
Then he wanted to smash her teeth in.
Then came spine breaking, gouging out eyes, and cutting off hands.
Finally breaking noses and shitting down her nostrils or mouth.
 
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flossman said:
9D anti-reality hyperdate.
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Dude once I was on a date with a 9d virgin but you know how it goes, it's hard to keep interest after you've already sealed the deal in the future. Then she caught me cheating on her with herself in another timestream and never talked to me in the past. :(
All that and I think she's going to give me an std.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
Dude once I was on a date with a 9d virgin but you know how it goes, it's hard to keep interest after you've already sealed the deal in the future. Then she caught me cheating on her with herself in another timestream and never talked to me in the past. :(
All that and I think she's going to give me an std.
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11th dimensional temporal STDs never might not be the worst.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
Dude once I was on a date with a 9d virgin but you know how it goes, it's hard to keep interest after you've already sealed the deal in the future. Then she caught me cheating on her with herself in another timestream and never talked to me in the past. :(
All that and I think she's going to give me an std.
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Make sure the Yau-Calabi manifold did not twist your maxilla too much; 6D-condoms are pretty expensive.
 
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Da Pickle Monsta said:
@umad

I take being called subhuman as a compliment, you know.
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Yeah, these guys' views on human nature are so terrible that, when they say we aren't fully human, the ostensible insult just doesn't have much of a bite to it.

And if there's one thing we've all learned from this thread, lacking teeth leads to maxillary retrusion, and that means you've automatically failed at everything forever, in saecula saeculorum. It's sad - these guys can't even win at their own weird games. :(*sigh*(:_(
 
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@flossman Hurm....

How about something to the tune of this?


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Ryan rewards those who are strong and able.
Well I work hard just puttin’ food on the table.
And If the good life is dessert then I gotta ask why.
Why don’t I have a slice of that pie?
.
Why oh why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
If Ryan can have it why can’t I?
Why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
.
Atlas got a secret
You’re not in this alone.
Got a helping hand for you.
Yeah, you ain’t just on your own.
We’ll stick together we won’t put up with their lies.
Then we’re all gonna have slice of that pie.
.
Why oh why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
If Ryan can have it why can’t I?
Why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
.
Why not throw in your lot
With someone who’s got your back?
‘Cause Atlas is the only one
who can get Rapture back on track.
Ryan talks a good game
like any suit and tie.
but his promise of opportunity
is just pie in the sky. Hey!

.
Why oh why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
If Ryan can have it why can’t I?
Why can’t I have a slice of that pie?

 
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buster_kitten said:
And if there's one thing we've all learned from this thread, lacking teeth leads to maxillary retrusion, and that means you've automatically failed at everything forever, in saecula saeculorum. It's sad - these guys can't even win at their own weird games. :(*sigh*(:_(
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I'm pretty sure the game was designed for them to lose, so that they could bitch about the developer not offering support.

These guys are the Dwarf Fortress players of human sexuality.
 
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Ass Manager 3000 said:
@flossman Hurm....

How about something to the tune of this?


Edit: lyrics
Ryan rewards those who are strong and able.
Well I work hard just puttin’ food on the table.
And If the good life is dessert then I gotta ask why.
Why don’t I have a slice of that pie?
.
Why oh why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
If Ryan can have it why can’t I?
Why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
.
Atlas got a secret
You’re not in this alone.
Got a helping hand for you.
Yeah, you ain’t just on your own.
We’ll stick together we won’t put up with their lies.
Then we’re all gonna have slice of that pie.
.
Why oh why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
If Ryan can have it why can’t I?
Why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
.
Why not throw in your lot
With someone who’s got your back?
‘Cause Atlas is the only one
who can get Rapture back on track.
Ryan talks a good game
like any suit and tie.
but his promise of opportunity
is just pie in the sky. Hey!

.
Why oh why can’t I have a slice of that pie?
If Ryan can have it why can’t I?
Why can’t I have a slice of that pie?

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Why oh why can't I 'winner' this more than once?
 
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Song of sluthate MK2

Why oh why ....can’t I have a piece of that V?
If Chad can have it why can’t we?
Why can’t I have a piece of that V?

Sluthate's got a secret
You’re not in this alone.
Got a wanking hand for you.
Yeah, you ain’t just on your own.
We’ll all stick together, raaaaaaid the kiwi.
Then we’re all gonna have a piece of that V.

Why oh why ....can’t I have a piece of that V?
If Chad can have it why can’t we?
Why can’t I have a piece of that V?

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