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ChuckSlaughter said:
I've posted 2 separate screengrabs of my tinder search running in a VM in this thread including the post you're responding to but I made it complicated so you'll have to push the spoiler button to see it.
But tinder is too much work when I can almost always set my alarm for after closing and meet young women from pretty much anywhere at the hostel by my house, or go down to my neighborhood dive bar and fuck any number of girls there who let me fuck them, or if I want someone older and classier I know about 7 swanky hotel bars with new traveling cougars in them nightly, and then there is the convention center... always a nice place to check. I also have booty calls in like 7 states and a half dozen countries and have been boytoy for wealthy woman visiting seattle on vacation. I've fucked 100s of girls of every age and race you can imagine.

I don't expect you or anyone else to believe any of this but I do expect it to make you saltier than lot's wife.

I'm pretty good looking but I don't think I look like gandy or the other homos you wank to. Also I have sometimes crippling social anxiety. I'm "past my prime" at 35 years old and I live in a tiny studio apartment. That's part of what I like about you guys, I read sluthaters and feel like a god just because getting laid isn't some massively difficult task.
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Can you post some pics of yourself?
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I've posted 2 separate screengrabs of my tinder search running in a VM in this thread including the post you're responding to but I made it complicated so you'll have to push the spoiler button to see it.
But tinder is too much work when I can almost always set my alarm for after closing and meet young women from pretty much anywhere at the hostel by my house, or go down to my neighborhood dive bar and fuck any number of girls there who let me fuck them, or if I want someone older and classier I know about 7 swanky hotel bars with new traveling cougars in them nightly, and then there is the convention center... always a nice place to check. I also have booty calls in like 7 states and a half dozen countries and have been boytoy for wealthy woman visiting seattle on vacation. I've fucked 100s of girls of every age and race you can imagine.

I don't expect you or anyone else to believe any of this but I do expect it to make you saltier than lot's wife.

I'm pretty good looking but I don't think I look like gandy or the other homos you wank to. Also I have sometimes crippling social anxiety. I'm "past my prime" at 35 years old and I live in a tiny studio apartment. That's part of what I like about you guys, I read sluthaters and feel like a god just because getting laid isn't some massively difficult task.
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cool story brah

You realize i was asking proof because you claimed the average kiwi has the same matches right? Where's the proof?

Oh man,you dun goofed hard. Exposed as a huuuge narcissist LMAOOOOOOOOO
 
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Shidoshi said:
Can you post some pics of yourself?
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Sorry no :( but I've been told I look like matthew mcgonhgy. I see it except my grill is jacked up too. To be honest all I have to do to be unattractive is not shave for a week and let my hair grow out. If I clean up then people will make random comments that I'm attractive and I get lots more attention.
 
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Dove said:
cool story brah

You realize i was asking proof because you claimed the average kiwi has the same matches right? Where's the proof?

Oh man,you dun goofed hard. Exposed as a huuuge narcissist LMAOOOOOOOOO
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Everyone here knows I'm a massive narcissist because I tell them. They don't hold it against me because anyone would be in my shoes.
Also once a year my dick is visible from space
when it's unobstructed by both your mom and my ego.

Dove said:
You realize i was asking proof because you claimed the average kiwi has the same matches right? Where's the proof?
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There is none because even though my case is normal on kiwi forums, as you've noted I'm more narcissistic than most kiwis but not quite up to sluthate level.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
Sorry no :( but I've been told I look like matthew mcgonhgy. I see it except my grill is jacked up too. To be honest all I have to do to be unattractive is not shave for a week and let my hair grow out. If I clean up then people will make random comments that I'm attractive and I get lots more attention.
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Just googled him. He is handsome but not the conventional male model type so I see what you mean. Why dont you just PM me?
 
Here my pics.
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No retruded maxilla there
 
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Dove said:
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy lmao
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I bet you're an ugly manlet with a deformed facial structure. You can't possibly have anything to lose by getting surgery to look like him.
 
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