I'll translate this comic for you guys:
Panel 1: Some Asian bitch and some Asian guy with polio and a tiny dick are married or in high school or maybe in elementary school in 1995. I'm going to guess they're in elementary school because it's 9 years before the first panel and panel 2 and i'm presuming she's like a normal Asian and has a compulsive need to be educated.
Panel 2: Okay, you remember that Asian bitch from the first panel? Well she's going off to get edumacated in America and the dude is like "But we've been boy friend and girlfriend since Elementary school" and she just facepalms because this dumb fuck can't take a fucking hint. Also the dude is wearing a Nike shirt because that must make him an athlete right? RIGHT?
Panel 3: Okay so the Asian dude is having a depressing life and is a disgrace to his family because he failed school because he was too busy being a poser bitch and trying to be a jock. Everybody knows that Asians don't do sports unless you're a 13 year old female being forced to do gymnastics or you won't see your family again. While he's busy toiling away in some 3rd world country making t-shirts or whatever those Asians make, Asian bitch is having a normal college and graduate school experience for 10 years for some fucking reason. She's mostly getting it on with a bunch of disembodied penises with numbers on them and is getting nailed by some round eye in the bathroom stall of a Denny's. She also has fucked up breast and is aging prematurely for some reason while the dude is depicted as buff and good with his hand. It's like the author has some sort of bias against women. Surely that isn't possible?
Panel 4: Alright the bitch comes back to her depressing 3rd world country and the Asian guy is now covered in scars and shit because poverty. He's like "I've been waiting for you for 20 years and whatever" and she's like "Fine whatever, it's not like your family will have anything to do with you and I guess only one person will have to carry your DNA because of law, so whatever let's get married and maybe your life will get back on track or some shit"
Panel 5: They're married in now which is 2015.... wait. The last panel was 2015. Fuck this comic is from the future.... Okay i'm cool with that. Anyways the Asian bitch is now being stalked by some disembodied giant penis that watches her while she sleeps.
So basically it's the plot line for the next Christopher Nolan Movie