So, hey, guys, I'm curious about something.
See, I agree with just about everything I've read in this thread. Especially the parts about Sluthaters being miserable little girly men who refuse to change or improve their lives and circumstances, and that they indeed hold the keys to their own salvations.
We've all told them time and time again that turd behavior and lack of self confidence are what dooms them to these endless cycles of lonely repartee with each other, desperately trying to find a silver bullet or a miracle cure or some other snake oil that'll improve their chances of getting with HB8+'s. We've mentioned how despite all their protestations to the contrary, we're all in relatively good mental health, with good relationship prospects and employment opportunities/situations, and how we're not all mean hateful little gremlins and still manage to have meaningful relationships with people of our choosing.
The reason I mention all this stuff is this: does the fact that I'm literally half Frost Giant mean that they'll listen to me? According to them, I'm a Chad! 
And the very best part? You can be one too! Chad isn't a person, or a body type, or anything like that. No, dear dweebs from Sluthate and elsewhere, Chad is an
idea. We say that we all know short dudes who get tons of play, and that's because they're trying to be Chads. You say that Chad is a huge, muscle bound jerk who is just mean and nasty to girls all the time. I argue instead that Chad is a kind, generous, giving person with a great personality and interesting hobbies and topics of conversation, who genuinely cares about his friends and is kind to small children and animals and yes, even girls. Who doesn't
need to have sex in order to be a great man, because that's not what's important to him. He does it, and he wants to do it, but he doesn't get mad or feel upset if he doesn't do it, because he knows there are other things in life that are just as important, such as finding success in his chosen profession and snatching those fleeting moments of happiness in this life while he can.
Basically Chad isn't an actual human being. That guy that
@sub8life posted a bunch, in the green shirt? He's not Chad. He's just some guy. His musculature doesn't dictate whether or not he's Chad, nor his facial features. It's the quality of his character, the person he chooses to be.
All of us have it within ourselves to be Chad. Indeed, we all strive to be him, because we realize that the journey is more important than the destination. Personally, honest to Godbear truth time? I wouldn't want to be Chad. I like myself, I think I'm fucking awesome and if I was Chad then life would lose it's luster, it's meaning, because what's more boring than being perfect?
Edit: personally I strive to be
@Jaimas when I longpost
