If you deserve a girlfriend then I deserve a billion dollars and the right to sock that red-white miko in the face for stealing all of the glory.
Unfortunately, there's this little thing called "reality." You see, when you are bound by the thing called "reality," you have to realize that you are not the main character of the world, and 99% of the world doesn't give a fuck. If you want a girlfriend, go out and get one. Preferably by not being a shitty person.
He said what.
That is Len levels of autistic reasoning.
Normally I'd be optimistic, but people do not generally associate finding a girlfriend with the terms "conquer and domesticate."
So good luck trying to find a sex slave, you repulsive little shit. (And by good luck I mean if you're legitimately associating girls with sex slaves then I hope you trip and fall down the stairs.)
wow
Get off your ass and walk out the door.
It's not hard.
Sounds like great advice. Have you considered actually taking it?
I have this one friend of mine back at the university. Great girl, huge anime fan, everything. Bitch swears like a sailor and if you ever came on to her like you talk to us, she would fucking punch you off of a roof.
This isn't the 1940's. Women aren't domesticated housewives and you're still a pussy.