Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

Some of the most intelligent people throughout history have subscribed to a wide variety of meanings to life, from the service of God to the betterment of mankind to the striving against the futility of the world; and yet, Mr. galaxy-brain here things he's outwitted all of them.
 
Here's one that came from INSIDE THE FARMS:

But I am more reasonable than you. I'm also more intelligent. I'm going to hazard a guess that I'm better-looking too but that's just playing the law of averages. I'm telling you that two plus two equals four because of basic mathematics and you're sneering at me that it actually equals four because your pastor said so and that I've been misled by that godless arithmetic. I am well aware that the Religious Right was of overinflated importance and threat by the left, but I'm also capable of realizing where they were being unreasonable, whereas you apparently are busy whacking it to old Billy Graham videos. I've no love for evangelical atheists, but if you think the Religious Right was anything but a bunch of blowhards eager to use big government to push their particular crazy agenda just like the DNC is now, you're really nothing but a fedora of a different color compared to them.

@Jigglyjogglers Feel free to post some of my cringier comments if you would like to avenge your honor, it shouldn't be hard.
 
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Well, I've finally found one of these guys out in the wild.
I went to a party last Saturday and one of the guys there spent the entire night drinking straight Burbon from the bottle while talking about how enlightened he was because of it. At one point in the evening he approached me and told me that only people with lesser intelligence drank wine straight from the bottle, which is what I'd been doing for the whole night. Later on he started trying to flirt with a friend of mine, which was basically just him telling her that they should hook up because he had a high IQ.

Fucking :story:
 
From the lack of stab wounds in him, I infer that he has never actually said this bullshit to a homeless person.
Being homeless does not mean frolicking through the woods and being “one with nature” like a Disney princess. Most of the time it means having to endure harsh climates, uncomfortable sleeping arrangements and food scarcity. If this guy is so sure that it connects him more with nature, I want to see him be homeless for a week.
 
Translation: I was listening to new age bullshit alone, when two hot girls sat across from me on the train. As they were having a normal conversation like humans, I was thinking to myself: "don't these GIRLS know there's a genius in their presence?". I stared at them creepily because I'm lonely, and they "understandably" got creeped but continued on. I could've imagined having sex with these women out of pity, but instead I live my closeted, incel life with little human interaction.
 
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