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At least /b/ is self-aware.
Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart
- Thread starter Cosmos
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At least /b/ is self-aware.
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I audibly groaned when I found this abomination of a post on Facebook. This guy was this much of a faggot in high school, but unlike most people who grow out of it, he seems to have gotten worse.
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Wine People are fucking insufferable.
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I've developed a standard response when a wine snob tries to corner me into giving an opinion on some vintage. I sip a little, look thoughtful, and say: "It's a bit cornery." Shuts them right up.
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I feel so sorry for this mother. She’s trying to bond with her son and share his interests and he’s being an insufferable twat to her. Be nice to your mom.
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Few things are as shitty as teenagers who think they know things.
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I think the thing with quantum mechanics is that it is the easiest science you can bullshit your way through. You don’t actually need to know things, just put quantum at the beginning of everything and put -on at the end of words. Hence why you have all these douchenozzles talking about things no one understands.
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Let's just say for someone is super into the second amendment somehow doesn't understand the difference between democracy and the Democrat party. Without powerleveling I'll just tell you his political beliefs are a fucking word salad.
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That's only because they rig IQ measurement to normalize the distribution. It might be slightly more or less than 50% if they didn't, I forget which.
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What mom? You don't know about HADRONS??!?!?! What an idiot. Can't believe you can't spew random jargon out like me.
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Still, one of my most based posts.That says more about Europe than it does about your wife's nasal virginity.
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Apparently he’s not smart enough to keep a shitty comment like that to himself, lol.
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Smart enough to be smarter than another person in the convo, but not smart enough to not double down after "bruh". 
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The "Lisa" in question, to clarify, is a 4-year old cartoon character from one of those shitty Nick cartoons. Source: had to babysit a niece who likes the show.
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Does... Does she try to do that Tulpa thing like what Chris does with Magi-Chan?
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It's a bit like 99% of people having an above-average number of arms, because there are way more people out there with one arm or no arms than there are with three. So if you have two arms, congratulations on your limb-superiority I guess. There are way more retards out there than super-geniuses, because getting dropped on your head as a baby rarely makes you smarter, so most people are of above-average intelligence from a strict statistical perspective, making it even less of a thing to boast about.
It's also a reason why IQ tests are increasingly meaningless as time goes by, because it shifts to default 100 as the average, what might have scored 100 a few decades ago might get something completely different now, especially as the content of professionally-administered tests has changed a great deal over the years.