Smartest lolcow?

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SwanSwanson

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Intelligence doesn't somehow make someone immune to being a lolcow, especially considering the fact that most people don't do anything impressive with their intellect. So, who is the most intelligent lolcow?
 
Probably the late Terry Davis. Guy could have had a successful computer programming career if it wasn't For his schizophrenia.
 
Lunete said:
Probably the late Terry Davis. Guy could have had a successful computer programming career if it wasn't For his schizophrenia.
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I'm not even sure if I would call him a lolcow, alot of people seem to have this odd respect for him and he doesn't seem egotistical. I suppose it would make sense him being the most intelligent lolcow.
 
90% of the people categorized by this site as careercows had to work smart to get to where they are currently. Kanye has a thread here, he has to have some deal of brains to pull off his grift for so long
 
Well, by their own estimation of their intelligence it would be... damn, this actually would be too hard to even determine as a joke.
 
Terry Davis for sure. He made his own operating system for a start and was very knowledgeable about programming and computer science in general.

As said before, he could've been a household name on level with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates if he didn't have his schizophrenic episodes.
 
I feel like Dream would be an appropriate response here. Because despite constantly and publicly shitting the bed and getting into slapfights on twitter, the dude absolutely game'd the system on YouTube and has since made millions off of Merch, Patreon, Ad Sense, Donations, etc. And even if his Hay-Day is coming to a close, if he's smart enough with his money he'd be pretty much set for life from here on out.
 
Ghost of Wesley Willis said:
Terry Davis for sure. He made his own operating system for a start and was very knowledgeable about programming and computer science in general.

As said before, he could've been a household name on level with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates if he didn't have his schizophrenic episodes.
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I'm gonna ape this sentiment. Terry was a genuinely talented guy and was very intelligent, but it goes to show no matter how intelligent you are, mental illnesses can be a death sentence. He's a big reason troons and the Tumblr crowd piss me off so much, they trivialize such terrible things to be "unique and special" while people like Terry are going through a living hell. R.I.P. Terry.

As for him being a lolcow, as respected as he is by alot of this community, he still provided a ton of laughs and a good deal of those were unintentional. That qualifies imo.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
The Byuu / Near sperg. Only a true genius can hide his death for the Japanese and US governments, and Kiwi Farms. :semperfidelis:
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This but unironically. Despite (or perhaps because of) being a massive autist, byuu made some genuinely groundbreaking contributions to emulation.

Too bad his dump stat was literally everything else.
 
Joshua Conner Moon, maybe not "smart smart" but he knows how to survive, like a cockroach, and that takes intelligence.
 
Frank D'arbo said:
if they were smart to begin with they wouldn't be cows.
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Being a cow can be a great and easy grift. It must be liberating to not worry about what other people think of you when they've come to expect the absolute bare minimum retardation from you- plus, you get to make money off of it depending on how convincing your begging is, and who you beg to
 
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