Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

Reddit is absolutely full of people showing voice clips of him responding via Facebook these days, how are people able to get in contact when his profile doesn’t have an option to do so?
 
What is your basis of saying shit like this so confidently? People in the past famously got away with heinous crimes all the fucking time. Stop reminiscing the past that you never lived.
You are correct.
And for the same reason, you are also incorrect.
He'd turn up dead one evening, just outside of town, everybody would shake their heads and say "what a shame, but it was inevitable" the vicar would have a few extra prayers to say, and that would be that.
That's village life.
 
strange that he's seriously trying to argue that SSB9 isn't him. Do we still have the videos he recorded whilst using the truthsticks11 account? I wonder how similar the voice in those videos would be to David's if it was downpitched.
 
strange that he's seriously trying to argue that SSB9 isn't him. Do we still have the videos he recorded whilst using the truthsticks11 account? I wonder how similar the voice in those videos would be to David's if it was downpitched.
Its a classic defense when caught for bad behavior online, pretend your alt account is not you at all.

Though to play devil's advocate, if you are genuinely mistaken for someone else, you are right to defend yourself.

However, he made many red flags in his defense like claiming SSB9 is a child, which just looks more suspect on your part. Even an out of touch older person would see that creepy shit on the SSB9 account and not think its a child.
 
Why not anonymously contact her, If she has any pics of her Brother (unedited), and show what his Brother is doing?
We tend not to encourage interaction with the lolcows and people associated with them or other weenery. It usually doesn’t go well having randos on the internet trying to tardwrangle or sperging to people about their idiot relatives they have no contact with anymore.
 
In other news, nobody let me use an upscaler ever again.
Instead of a cleft palate/vitiligo could it simply be a result of a burn? I understand upscaling isn't perfect but you can see some discoloration around the main area that would be typical of recovery in areas that didn't need some kind of graft. Then a graft would more fully explain the swelling and discoloration of the upper lip and side of the face.
 
The op was threadbanned?

How do you get threadbanned from your own thread? Usurped.
You get threadbanned by being a @lil retard.
Oddly enough, SSB9/David is poorly attempting to save face by obfuscating his paraphilias. If he prioritizes privacy so much, why would this dumb fuck show his face on social media? Even though is a exhibitionist via his pedo-paraphilias, I'm willing to bet he hates societal shaming due to his religious upbringing. Since pedos have been observed to be low-IQ, maybe David assumed his Gacy clown/Geisha/white fetishizing makeup and plastic sex doll face mask would hide his balding hairline, mixed-race features and skin condition.
It didn't stop him before when he was crossdressing with the blonde wig and hat on. It's probably his addiction talking, and if given enough time, he'll probably start doing it again once attention dies down and the idiots on Reddit get bored. Pedos fucking love reoffending.
 
“If the weirdo doesn’t want X, why does he do Y?”

Because a lot of cows don’t operate under rational thinking, social morès, or thinking outside their own retarded internal narratives. Thinking how others would react doesn’t work most of the time.
 
Then a graft would more fully explain the swelling and discoloration of the upper lip and side of the face.
Yeah, I thought that too and the image certainly resembles a new or poorly done graft, but it is just as likely to be badly applied makeup. Really too hard to tell from those images, they're far too low quality. I remember vaguely some people early on discussing how they thought, or were told, he was a burn victim. Again, impossible to tell. I assume we never got the promised video those stills allegedly came from.

It's probably his addiction talking, and if given enough time, he'll probably start doing it again once attention dies down and the idiots on Reddit get bored.
This recent compulsion to reply to messages he's received has been interesting for certain. He must know that's going to increase attention. I agree he'll likely start up again, watch this space.

There is a bunch o' kids or dudes larping on Facebook, probably nothing of substance but still weird as fuck to see what the influence from all this attention from TikTok and YouTube has done.
I'm sure he's very aware of the larping going on. He shut down the Stefanie Schoolie Facebook page temporarily but came back with this banner shortly afterwards.
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Doesn't look like he's trying to avoid attention that much to me, and clearly wants people to know that's the official account. Curious.
 
Came here to elaborate on this. I think what's happening here is that his entire online persona is intentionally made to look predatory and frightening. I think it's less of a fetish and more of a strange vendetta that he incorporates into an age regression fetish. I'd wager that a lot of the names he uses are real people that he has some kind of weird beef with.

Also I think his name's not David, and the user who said "Oh david walter's his alter ego" is 100% onto something. The links to Caribbean dialect, obsession with being mixed race, etc. make me think he has some ethnic niggername and started all this larp as "David Walter" back in the day - possibly even changed his real name but i've no idea how that works in bongland.

The similarities are only really noticeable if you see the program "making over" human faces (girl in this screenshot is from the commercial):

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Mattel's Barbie games from the late 90's/early 2000's were surprisingly well made. The Barbie: Detectives games in particular, were fantastic. They had gameplay very similar to cult classic point and click Harvester, of all things.
Barbies horse adventure is where it’s at

Top tier
 
Does anyone know which sites are currently archiving reddit automatically? There are several threads there currently discussing the account. Some of them have tried to archive via screenshots.
Yes, you can search through all of his deleted posts and comments here:


some posts from 2023 which probably got deleted a long time ago:

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Looks like two of these posts are on archive.org, but the video here isn't loading:

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I really really don't mean to be gross but that pale white face and gaping fat red lip expression reminds me of harlequin babies.
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I was wondering why I was disturbed by his face when I first saw this thread go up. It's so alien. His facial features as an adult kind of reminds me of an adult harlequin ichtyosis survivor. Including that ratty hair. They've all got that deformed look. Ears very close to his skull like them. Only thing is his skin's too smooth. Maybe he's got a less severe form if it's not just ugly genes?
 
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Apparently another YT video of him speaking has been found (again currently unarchived due to time constraints):
Obviously he is very broadly Cockney (which makes sense for a Londoner), but I can't help but detect some very slight South African tinges. I assume that would likely be picked up from his father, if such a thing is even possible given the relatively small amount of exposure it would be in contrast to everyone else around him.
 
I saw a kid no older than 7 the other day with a dummy in his mouth that was made to look like SSB9's tongue sticking out. This Halloween is proving to be what I thought it'd be, and I don't even live near the associated areas.
I’m telling you, a Halloween store selling costumes of the weirdest lolcows could make bank. You could have Sonic Fan, Rick Bates, Fat Youtuber, Balldo the Lawyer, Diaper Fetishist, Donna the Sumerian Alcoholic Goddess, and a bunch of others.
 
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