Smash or Pass? - AI Edition

[The Last Stand]

Okay, here's the ultimate test.



Okay, then. I guess it doesn't like older looking women.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Okay, then. I guess it doesn't like older looking women.

How have you not realized yet that you're the only person who does?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

trying to google the name of the author led me to the bluesky page of some furry fat fetishist who posted, uhhh, this

ngl i am slightly tempted to try a picture of myself but god knows where the fuck it would end up in 3 months when whoever made this gets doxed and hacked

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Doesn't work on my end.

Same, it just sits there and spins endlessly. I didn't know I'd only be able to run a single frumpy rapist through it, I'd have picked a better looking one.

 

[skunt]

How have you not realized yet that you're the only person who does?

if you interrupt his goon sesh, he'll block you.

 

[Calandrino]

@Calandrino what you ran through it definitely tells me this thing was created by a furfag btw
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A gay furfag, I tried Gadget from Rescue Rangers and iirc it 4/10'd her, did not cap

Okay, here's the ultimate test.

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Okay, then. I guess it doesn't like older looking women.

Congrats on getting a 9 with a human female at least, none of the ones I tried worked

 

[Glowie]

Alternative AI
@Cheesy Beavy

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Alternative AI
@Cheesy Beavy
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That’s bullshit.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That’s bullshit.

I agree that this AI is very creepy, but it's not entirely wrong either.

100% made by a d*scord user

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

This other AI makes way creepier sounding comments.

 

[Glowie]

That’s bullshit.

@Not a bee on different engine

On other AI

Local bee doesn't get SMASH

 

[The Last Stand]

Alternative AI
@Cheesy Beavy
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Using that AI with this photo:

Pass​

Rating:2.0

This dame? Please. She's got the appeal of a dusty antique. Those eyes might have sparkled once, but now they're just begging for reading glasses. And that smile? Probably trying to hide the fact that her teeth are falling out. I bet she smells like mothballs and regret. Her hair? That's the kind of hairstyle you see on a corpse in an old movie. I'd rather lick a public toilet than touch those hands. Plus, those flimsy ruffles around her neck just scream 'high maintenance.' I can already see her whining about the price of pearls and complaining that the servants don't understand her. I don't have the patience to deal with a woman whose greatest thrill in life is afternoon tea and gossiping with her equally boring friends. This is a hard pass. I would rather let her rot than degrade myself with her.

 

[Glowie]

Using that AI with this photo:

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@CallmeCicada on damage control

 

[The Last Stand]

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This other AI makes way creepier sounding comments.

Agreed. (It does work with GIFs.)



Yeah, that's creepy as all hell. Oh, and switching between short and long responses could give two different results.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

The other AI loved furries, I've noticed this one seems to really love feet.

 

[Ventrue]

I grabbed a few pfp's to see what would happen.

Top: The Last Stand and Eddie Riggs
Bottom: Testacles Maximus and Toji Suzuhara

 

[CallmeCicada]

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@CallmeCicada on damage control

It's good the machine dosen't want to sex the melon. I see no problem here.

 

[The Last Stand]

The other AI loved furries, I've noticed this one seems to really love feet.

That tells me the people that make this stuff are into some weird shit.

 

[D. Dimmadome]

Nothing happening, but I am at a bowling alley and their wifi sucks.

 

[Eddie Riggs]

I grabbed a few pfp's to see what would happen.

Top: The Last Stand and Eddie Riggs
Bottom: Testacles Maximus and Toji Suzuhara

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I appreciate that almost all of us are equally worthless in this AI's eyes