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You might be cooking. @Null Thoughts?Is that the third option in Null's Possitive Polly/Negative Nelly dichotomy? Being a Silly Samuel?
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You might be cooking. @Null Thoughts?Is that the third option in Null's Possitive Polly/Negative Nelly dichotomy? Being a Silly Samuel?
To be quite honest—and I don't mean any offense to anybody with this, genuinely—just being honest... he does look exactly like what I had in mind when I heard the name "Silly Samuel." It's honestly to the point where it's draining attention from hearing out what he has to say as, you know, not a human being but as one of God's creatures. I think just to really boil it down into a gestalt of some sorts... he looks silly.
cool movie scriptOh, the movie in my head, Jared definitely fuckin' dies at the end. Mr. Boss is personal friends with the prison warden, who is more than happy to look the other way. Charlie and Pim go in posing as guards, and Steve Nigg holds him down. Charlie injects it into Jared's neck, Jared gets high, smiles, and slumps over dead. The news reports it as Jared committed suicide in prison, and the security footage glitched out. President Mr. Frog is asked to make a statement on TV, to which he says "I'm glad he's dead. I was gonna eat him myself. Hello."
A few days later, Charlie ponders and prays about it, knowing he did the right thing, though he did violate the first commandment. Jesus speaks to him, letting him know it's okay. Satan then pops in and thanks Charlie for sending down the most scrumptious, tasty fresh meat he's ever had. Cut to Jared tied down and screaming in hell as demons, assuming the form of human children, are peeling chunks of his body off like bacon. One of them lets Satan know his leg is down to the bone, so Satan snaps his fingers and his whole leg regenerates, just for them to go back at it again. Jared stops screaming in a brief moment of confusion, realized what just happens, and screams even louder.
Mr. Frog covertly gives everyone at Smiling Friends medals of honor. There is a happy ending.
nah you'll be proven wrong son, he'll be prolly dead shitting himself just before getting releaseadnaaah...they are really gonna free him?! ugggggggg
@GlepGuise, is Glep a kiwifarms Kiwi?
SOVL
Personally, I might have swapped around the rest of them (minus Mr. Boss). Make Pim Bill, Charlie Hank and I guess that leaves Alan as Dale, even though it doesn't quite fit as well.SOVL
Of course Glep is Boomhauer, lmao
The reason he's sad is because he's spent his whole life laying brown bricks
I swear, Roy Dismey is just Zach doing an indian accent with a filter.There’s a new Smiling Short on Twitter. Waiting for a YouTube upload.
There’s a new Smiling Short on Twitter. Waiting for a YouTube upload.