Smol PP Tips & Tricks

[fke666]

Need help on how to make my smol pp better/more wholesome/worthwhile/less a stress.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

1. Lose weight or bulk up
2. Troon out

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I guess if you want to make it more wholesome you could try maybe drawing a little smiley face on it, or if you're uncut consider learning how to make shadow puppets using your foreskin.

If you want to make it more worthwhile I'd suggest becoming an astronaut. Then it wouldn't be a small penis anymore, it would be an astronaut's penis (which as an aside happens to be small), which I think we can all agree definitely makes it more worthwhile.

As to making it less of a stress I'd avoid thinking about it. If that doesn't work try abusing xanax.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Have you tried stretching it and putting it through a rigorous workout of Puppetry of the Penis?

 

[Cup Noodle]

Have you been on mental drugs since you were a kid? If so it is all over. I knew a dude like that. I'd off myself if I had a penis like that. If you aren't an adult with the penis of a child, you can do it dude. Ethan Ralph manages to get his Memphis Micro wet. The average vagina is four inches deep. If you can manage that you have the potential to make a woman happy. My specialty is vaginal stretching and choking with some surprise anal on the side. I'm good at all of it and your sex life will never rival mine.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I've found this article quite informative, especially the "How to increase PP" section.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

just start jelqing a few hours every day bro you'll have a gigadong in no time

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I hear that stretching it with one of those elastic devices actually works.
All you need to do is wear it for 6-8 hours per day!
It may make it longer after a year or so.

2 Drawbacks:
Whatever it becomes, you can never go back.
Improper use may result in a tear.

I'm going to try it out, but... you go first. I don't know what improper use is yet.
If you find out, please let me know.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

>mfw average

Idk your exact measurements but if you watch porn, stop. Porn actors have exceptionally large dicks and make average guys feel small. It’d be like a 6’2 guy thinking he’s short because Shaq is 7’2. Yours probably isn’t as small as you think it is because you’re not talking like a guy with a micropenis.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I hear that stretching it with one of those elastic devices actually works.
All you need to do is wear it for 6-8 hours per day!
It may make it longer after a year or so.

2 Drawbacks:
Whatever it becomes, you can never go back.
Improper use may result in a tear.

I'm going to try it out, but... you go first. I don't know what improper use is yet.
If you find out, please let me know.

Jelqing just destroys sensitivity bro.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Jelqing just destroys sensitivity bro.

Oh, well then just get a strap-on. It'll be nice and big and just as sensitive.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Just find a girl with a small beef socket.

Porn actors have exceptionally large dicks and make average guys feel small.

I think you'd have to be retarded not to know this.
But they also straight up use prosthetic rubber dicks now as well. A lot of them are actually pretty well-made but it's fucking weird when you notice and juxtapose it with the dudes' swagger.