Snails

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最初はいつも痛いけど感じてくると甘噛みしてほしい
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So for the past few months myself and a couple of other forumgoers have been at sea filming an ongoing documentary, and after our first leg following whales in the Antarctic sea made a pit stop in Argentina, got drunk, pissed off nearly everybody, and almost got kicked off the project before pitching an offshoot idea to the producers which they managed to arrange where we zigzag North through the continent on kind of an aimless B-roll thing while tempers cool, with the intention of meeting up with the ship again in Costa Rica to film some jungle balls or something.

We're currently pointlessly bushwacking like faggots in the kinda-actual Amazon for no particular reason besides making a point of traveling by boat as much as possible and someone knowing a botanist guy with a camp who invited us all to fuck around with machetes and get interview stuff which is probably getting cut down to all of twenty seconds anyway. It's supposed to be getting into winter/dryish season around now which is the only reason I signed off a couple weeks ago but we've been lucky enough to be damp as shit and occasionally sweating like assholes anyway.
I can't really stress this enough but the jungle is fucking awful. This is important. It's not currently completely awful, but I'm not a person who likes being moist. Let alone slimy.

However, we have among us a fellow farmer who goes beyond that. I'm posting this not because I'm personally scandalised or anything, I just want to see if you'll own it, you deviant motherfucker. You have no issue with me seeing it, now let's see if you'll share that pride with the class
 
Gimmick Account said:
Everybody you know IRL has an account on this internet website
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I live in a cardboard yurt in a remote Russian forest with an internet connection supported by a single copper wire and haven't seen another person IRL for 6 years so that's highly unlikely.
 
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I was promised a thread about snails, and got some story about how gay the outside world is.
 
My mother told me that when I was a small child I used to collect the snails in our yard and put them in a pot filled with dirt and cover them with a Kleenex blanket for the night, In the morning I would cry because the snails had disappeared.

My first experience with Loss.

In later years I heard my mother and our landscaper/gardener talk about killing the invasive snails on our property and I tried to save them by throwing them in our neighbor's yard. I thought it was an effective strategy. I was wrong.

Mea culpa! I must also admit that I threw slugs on my little sister cuz she was afraid of them. I got in big trouble and never did it again.

I love snails and am the only one in my family that has never eaten them.

This post is as autistic as the OP's post.
 
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