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I think every farmer who does not understand how bad Sneed and Chuck really were/are should be forced to go to literally any known Sneed's Feed and Seed location and look at all the feed, seed, and grain of the people that shopped there, once you see that in person you cannot ever deny that the shop was formerly owned by Chuck. any person who is neutral to that or even says that they are a Sneedposter themselves has lost all respect from me. it's not a matter of personal political opinion, it is a matter of denouncing a man that sold people feed and treated them like sub-humans because they were city slickers and it wasn't just city slickers, but jannies who where against sneedposting and sometimes it scares me that a good chunk of people don't understand how horrible the things were that went on during the time of Sneed and Chuck's ownership of Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chucks).
Chuck doesn't own or have anything to do with Sneed's it's why it's "formerly chuck's"
 
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The sneed is to show Null is safe and free from evil Russian fuckers. It will disappear when he is under Russian rule and KiwiFarms will become TzarFarms
 
He did own it at some point, are you a Chuck denier?
He's not the man feeding and seeding em anymore is all I'm saying. He was, but now it's Sneed's job.
 
He's not the man feeding and seeding em anymore is all I'm saying. He was, but now it's Sneed's job.
That's right, but as far as I know he is a strong believer in the saying "if you can't feed 'em, don't sneed 'em" and that makes him a huge hypocrite because he sneeded everyone by selling out to Al Sneed
 
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There's this stupid song by the migos called "Walk It Talk It" and someone read a Dr Suess book over the beat of the song and everytime I think of it I can't stop replacing the lyrics with "sneed 'em like I feed 'em". So I decided to write a little something based on the song and the poem.

"Sneed 'em Feed 'em"
(feat. Chuck)

Sneed 'em like I feed 'em (sneed 'em)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em
I said I, sneed 'em like I feed 'em (woo)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em (yeah)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em (Chuck!)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em
I said I, sneed 'em like I feed 'em (woo)

Did you ever have a feeling
There's a fellow who is mellow?
Who has a voice with a bellow?
Who has skin made of yellow?

Sometimes I feel quite certain
There's a jertain who is German
Sometimes I have a feeling
There's a zlar behind the car

And that janny who's a tranny
He doesn't get a penny
I said, that janny who's a tranny
He doesn't get a penny

That's the kind of house I live in
There's a chink up in the sink
And that tard up in the yard
And they're nice, I really think

And some of them are friendly
Like that yot up in the pot
But that faggot in the cravat
Some are friendly, some are not

Like that wagie in the cagie
And that ghair under the chair
But that NEET who beats his meat
well, I wish he wasn't there

And those anons runnin cons
Yeah they're fun to have about
But that janny who had banned me
See, him I could do without

And the one I'm really scared of
Is that fed under the shed
Said the one I'm really scared of
Is that fed under the shed

And his buddies being glowies
Yeah, I don't like them at all
And it makes me kinda nervous
When their rats scurry down the hall

And the yeps up on the steps
They are great to have around
There are many, many other other
Friends that I have found

Now we feed'em and we seed'em
And we sneed'em, used to breed'em
And they fuck'em, and they suck'em
And they gluck'em then they chuck'em

And that sneedling on the ceiling
and the zower in my shower
And the apu up in the loo
I can talk to him for hours

I don't care if you believe it
That's the kinda house I live in
And I hope I never leave it
You can't come, you're forbidden

I don't care if you believe it
That's the kinda house I live in
And I hope I never leave it
You can't come, you're forbidden

Sneed 'em like I feed 'em (sneed 'em)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em
I said I, sneed 'em like I feed 'em (woo)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em (yeah)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em (Chuck!)
Sneed 'em like I feed 'em
I said I, sneed 'em like I feed 'em (woo)
 
if we put an ice cube on a stove, the difference is 300+ degrees. Which is the equivalent of jet fuel hitting steel.
 
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I'm just here to sneed, chuck.
 
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