Snowflake Gender Generator

[BaissaTheSinger]

Gender Bending Gay-For-Pay Female

Gay-For-Pay

Well, it wouldn't be wrong.....

 

[Stahl]

I got a good chuckle out of this one.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Agender Homoplatonic Snail

This shitty thing just doxed my identity. You guys weren't supposed to know. ):

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I got a good chuckle out of this one.
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So most of tumblr then?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's been four days now, time to make a gender-assessment change.

How did it know???

Gundam's nowhere close to Mechazawa but fuck it.

 

[Acceptable]

Monogender Asexual Cow

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Today I am a Gender Non-Conforming Gay Kitty.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Soooo which is it?

I'm going back to being a Gundam, I was happier that way.

 

[FataBataRang]

Dear Kiwi Farms. Today, I'm a...

I don't even know what that means! And why does it keep calling me Elephant?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Dear Kiwi Farms. Today, I'm a...
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I don't even know what that means!

You're a gay elephant with no gender.

 

[LeBeautifulWemyn]

Omni Gender Celibate Boy

[Cries]
m-m-my username is a lie...

 

[Surewould]

Metamorph Trisexual Scum

 

[Kari Kamiya]

That's not a misspelling, right? What the fuck is "Bsexual"? Am I sexually-identified as the letter "B"? I need to know or my existence is meaningless.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Gender Subversive Heterosexual Male

I was wondering where the term metrosexual went. It looks like it just needed some more buzzwords.

 

[Pina Colada]

But I'm a bunny girl...

 

[FataBataRang]

Mixed Gender Manualsexual Snowflake

What the hell is "manualsexual"? Is that where you only have a gender while you're masturbating?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Today I'm a Gender Warrior Demisexual Glitch.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Gender Atypical Monoamorous Badger

Damn straight!

 

[FemalePresident]

Agender Homosexual Girl

:horrifying:

 

[Roast Chicken]

Gender Neutral Manualsexual Cow

It's true, I am a heifer with a particular sexual palate. I feel tingles of anticipation whenever I purchase a new domestic appliance; it means another glossy, fresh little booklet to defile with my grubby hooves. Even the folded single sheets of paper with frustratingly vague instructions make my udders swell - dirty little teases, they are.