so how to make billions

So usually I start with a number greater than one, since we're talking billions and not just a billion.
Let's go with two.
Then, I follow it up with a comma. American style.
Next up, three zeroes.
Now I throw another comma in there.
Three more zeroes. Holy shit I've got millions already!
Then a throw another comma on that shit.
Then, guess what? Three more motherfucking zeroes.

2,000,000,000 billions motherfucker that's how I make them.
 
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You know what they say, in order to gain, you must lose
So first you have to go homeless, and lose all your money.
Then, you have to collect bottles and plastics, which will be used to earn cash
Next, sell yourself to prostitution, but you have to be careful, you don't want to be gay, because men have dicks, and dicks are gay.
Then, when the man wants a sex, get them to let you do anal, replacing your pp with a bottle instead, this should rupture the asshole well enough is for our next tip.
This is where it gets interesting, since the guy is probably in pain, they would want to die, agree to kill them if they give you money.
Then, you have to find another guy to frame as you kill them, pocketing the money and removing suscipion.
When a bounty is required for the supposed murderer, capture them and then pocket that money as well.
Repeat process 100 times.
Congrats, you are winner.
 
Get born to someone with that much money.
Do something twenty years ago.

Roundhouse kick enough trannies in the throat, get your Nobel Peace Prize, and use your newfound fame to launch a media empire.
 
All I know is if a psycho like Tommy Wiseau made at least 6 million by "importing raincoats", or whatever his excuse was, making money can't be that hard.
 
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Ron /pol/ said:
Become whatever Crassus was
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"Rome had no fire department. Crassus filled this void by creating his own brigade—500 men strong—which rushed to burning buildings at the first cry of alarm. Upon arriving at the scene, however, the fire fighters did nothing while their employer bargained over the price of their services with the distressed property owner. If Crassus could not negotiate a satisfactory price, his men simply let the structure burn to the ground, after which he offered to purchase it for a fraction of its value."

Sounds like a living version of the ancap meme
 
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