So hows your colon?

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Went to some strange bar on what must have been black leather cowboy night and a bunch of dudes with handlebar moustaches kept buying me drinks and asking me that very same question. Come to think of it, I woke up in an alley the next morning and my colon wasn't feeling the greatest after that. Those guys must have been colon specialists or something! It's like they knew it was gonna be sore in the morning 🤔
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