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Yikes, that cooking segment. How much chicken do you need gorl?

That solved the mystery (that wasn't really a mystery because: fat) of where all her groceries go.
 
she looks actually physically ill. her skin is yellow tinted like she's got a fucking liver condition.

I noticed this too. Fatty liver disease is a bitch. I’d be scared to go to the doctor to find out all that was wrong with me too if I was starting to resemble a human lemon.
 
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cow crossover in the comments

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she looks actually physically ill. her skin is yellow tinted like she's got a fucking liver condition.

Yet the delusional, ass kissing buffoons in the comment section keep bringing up how she's "positively glowing" after 6 days of "dieting"!
 
If she's smart Hamber would substitute her normal pasta for gluten free rice pasta. Its the lesser of two evils. Also, if she keeps cooking such elaborate meals Hamber is going to get bored/tired of it real quick and go back to her regular trough food.
 
She’s already planning her relapse in February. As soon as she tastes that first grain of Mexican style rice and a taquito from her favorite spot it’s over. The dopamine will be flowing. Fun fact: It takes about 90 days for the dopamine receptors to go back to normal of being sober for and addict. She doesn’t have a chance to be the “queen of moderation” so soon.
 
She’s already planning her relapse in February. As soon as she tastes that first grain of Mexican style rice and a taquito from her favorite spot it’s over. The dopamine will be flowing. Fun fact: It takes about 90 days for the dopamine receptors to go back to normal of being sober for and addict. She doesn’t have a chance to be the “queen of moderation” so soon.

I guarentee she's deliberately setting herself to fail subconsciously because 1) If she continues it'll be out of her comfort zone, and 2) If she succeeds and looses a boat load of weight - people will stop watching her therefore her income will dip to $0
 
If she somehow succeeds in a major weight loss (over 100lbs) she will then have to start doing more things for herself. Her weight is a great excuse to opt out of adult responsibilities. I guess we’ll find out.
 
''Tons of veggies'' BITCH WHERE? Can't wait for the weigh-in. If she hasn't lost 10+ elbees, we know for sure she's lying.

Also that 'walking in front of the TV' is the most 'Murican thing I've ever seen. Poor Twinkie.
 
The knowledge that the two of them allowed an 8 month-old baby to sleep in the bed with them is absolutely horrifying. Out of all of the things this ignorant whale has done and said, that one takes the cake for me. That baby can so easily and quickly be suffocated by them because they are so enormous. Have you ever sat on a couch or a bed next to someone who is significantly bigger than you? They create such a big dent in the mattress/cushion that you are forced to tilt toward them.

Their animals are one thing and there's already been a fair bit of raging here on their treatment of them... but in this case they literally put another human being in danger. There was a story on the news in recent months of a baby who was killed when the father fell asleep holding him while watching TV. The baby slipped between him and the couch cushion and the mom came home and found the father still asleep and the baby wedged between him and the couch, already dead. Things like that happen SO fast. I hope the mother of that child watches that video and never ever trusts Amber and Becky with CJ again.
 
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