So what happens now?

[tobacky_vapor]

those toys were gifts! totally didn't buy them for himself and say someone bought them for him ...

I don't usually like to break the fourth wall and address why Chris is so transparent, but I need to indulge. He took the pictures in front of the same envelope. He then, as Chris will do, added too much information to try to make it sound authentic. "Gee, they sure must like buying from Amazon.com. I'll bet that got them 14 points towards a free wrist watch." Why even post it online? Why did anyone have to know?

Because I can troll finally trl them dang dirty trolls AND get what I want! Ma and then trollies are gonna get SERVED!


That's how I think Chris sees it.

 

[Spatchmo]

those toys were gifts! totally didn't buy them for himself and say someone bought them for him ...

I don't usually like to break the fourth wall and address why Chris is so transparent, but I need to indulge. He took the pictures in front of the same envelope. He then, as Chris will do, added too much information to try to make it sound authentic. "Gee, they sure must like buying from Amazon.com. I'll bet that got them 14 points towards a free wrist watch." Why even post it online? Why did anyone have to know?

I love that he does that. My favorite "too much information" was the background story of JenkinsJinkies for the Trollin Train forum. It's like he thinks it is more believable if he adds motivations and back stories for everything, even though the exact opposite is true.

 

[Count groudon]

those toys were gifts! totally didn't buy them for himself and say someone bought them for him ...

I don't usually like to break the fourth wall and address why Chris is so transparent, but I need to indulge. He took the pictures in front of the same envelope. He then, as Chris will do, added too much information to try to make it sound authentic. "Gee, they sure must like buying from Amazon.com. I'll bet that got them 14 points towards a free wrist watch." Why even post it online? Why did anyone have to know?

I love that he does that. My favorite "too much information" was the background story of JenkinsJinkies for the Trollin Train forum. It's like he thinks it is more believable if he adds motivations and back stories for everything, even though the exact opposite is true.

To be honest, I've been tempted to creat a long, homoerotic backstory about being abused and living in an abondoned refrigerator in the chandlers yard, in tribute to since the day I first joined.

 

[Holdek]

Oh for fuck's sake, on what?

Toys and McDonald's, of course. Did you really even need to ask?

Still, a thousand dollars in two months is a lot to spend on toys and McD's.

Then again, he is a man-child.

 

[Zim]

I wonder what Anna has been doing exactly. A couple of months ago we see her ass patting Chris, and these last few days nothing from Anna.

She just asspatted him so much that her hand actually got stuck in his ass. Once she gets it back out she can pat again.

 

[CatParty]

those toys were gifts! totally didn't buy them for himself and say someone bought them for him ...

I don't usually like to break the fourth wall and address why Chris is so transparent, but I need to indulge. He took the pictures in front of the same envelope. He then, as Chris will do, added too much information to try to make it sound authentic. "Gee, they sure must like buying from Amazon.com. I'll bet that got them 14 points towards a free wrist watch." Why even post it online? Why did anyone have to know?

I love that he does that. My favorite "too much information" was the background story of JenkinsJinkies for the Trollin Train forum. It's like he thinks it is more believable if he adds motivations and back stories for everything, even though the exact opposite is true.

i also liked that he went out of his way to say that the story didn't happen to him. it's like he's the only person who couldn't differentiate between him and his troll persona.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

One day Anna will get a life. Chris will never forgive her for it.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I wonder what Anna has been doing exactly. A couple of months ago we see her ass patting Chris, and these last few days nothing from Anna.

She just asspatted him so much that her hand actually got stuck in his ass. Once she gets it back out she can pat again.

Oh, man,that's not good. Chris got teeth back there.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder what Anna has been doing exactly. A couple of months ago we see her ass patting Chris, and these last few days nothing from Anna.

She just asspatted him so much that her hand actually got stuck in his ass. Once she gets it back out she can pat again.

Oh, man,that's not good. Chris got teeth back there.

Why am I expecting a shoop of the 'Teeth' poster with that picture of Chris doing that 'sexy' pose now?

 

[Christ-Chan]

One day Anna will get a life. Chris will never forgive her for it.

One day Anna will take her life. Chris will never remember her afterwards.

 

[drmccoy]

One day Anna will get a life. Chris will never forgive her for it.

One day Anna will take her life. Chris will never remember her afterwards.

Hell, Chris forgets about anything like that anyway. He's always after china, so nothing else matters. If that galpal leaves or dies he'll just move on. The High School thing is because, I would bet, he thought he could "reconnect" and possibly hookup with one or more of them. The only reason he hasn't forgotten about the letter and the whole thing yet is because, unlike the years of hardcore trolling, he just sits with Hoardzilla in he heap, sweating, pooping and stinking all the while stewing over the letter and High School.

If this was three years ago he would have moved on to something else because there would have been something else to move on to.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Still, a thousand dollars in two months is a lot to spend on toys and McD's.

Then again, he is a man-child.

Where does the man part come in? This is just an enormous dumb child.

i also liked that he went out of his way to say that the story didn't happen to him. it's like he's the only person who couldn't differentiate between him and his troll persona.

I'd love to play poker against him. Not being able to see yourself as others see you is a distinct disadvantage for a liar. In short, if he wants to convince people that a troll/fan sent him these gifts, we need more details! We're not going to believe that some random nobody sent him toys. Who was it? What's their story? Were they popular in school? Why do they like Chris? It's important to know these things if you want to sound like you're telling the truth.

 

[Holdek]

Still, a thousand dollars in two months is a lot to spend on toys and McD's.

Then again, he is a man-child.

Where does the man part come in? This is just an enormous dumb child.

Ha, yeah. I guess in this instance the "man" part means his access to a thousand dollars.

 

[Clydesdale Cash]

Whenever Chris seems completely broken, or whenever information slow to a trickle, people are quick to assume that it is the end of Our Pet Lolcow. And yet, just when we start to think it's over, he'll come out with some half-baked counter trolling scheme in which he smugly reveals he'd been banned from the mall, or long winded rants about a girl he hadn't talked to for years.

There had been many threads like this before, and I doubt this one will be the last.

HAHA! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

First video in three years, man.

 

[Thetan]

Considering his Lego High School Video, maybe this?

http://www.creator.us.lego.com/en-us/Creations/Challenge/default.aspx

 

[TrippinKahlua]

There is something big in the future, I can feel it.

You know, things have become way too boring in the Chris fandom lately. Every single FB post of his is whining about his loneliness, how empty his existence is, blah blah blah. He doesn't even have a PS4 life upgrade yet and it's pathetic how much he bitches around instead of being thankful for what he does have - a roof over his head. Then you got the gal-pal front. Sarah Bevel doesn't seem to mind spreading around the Christory, and I'm betting she'll post more. Yet, even though she keeps posting and posting, Chris doesn't seem to care. Oh, but he cares. If he didn't care about that so much, he wouldn't bitch on Facebook about how nobody in real life acknowledges them (trust me, autists really do get hurt by people like Sarah's deeds).

Yet, I just can't seem to stop thinking there's something truly big for Christory come 2014. Do you remember what happened last September? Ban from Wal-Mart and a car accident Back to back on two consecutive days. Both of which were sheerly by chance and were pure coincidental. The real world and Murphy's law is simply bound to hit Chris again. Perhaps he is currently limiting his trips outside the house (because GAS IS EXPENSIVE or some other bull shit) and that's why he avoids inconveniences with the real world, but something will soon hit him straight in the jaw. Perhaps SOMEONE ELSE would cause an accident with him but Chris becomes too violent and thinks the person who crashed into him is a pickle-suited troll? You really never know with Chris.

 

[Watcher]

Re: There is something big in the future, I can feel it.

I dunno about 2014 but it's very likely something big will eventually happen. Considering Chris enjoys going to stores and committing acts of vandalism. Not to mention he talks about how lonely and depressed he is, and how nobody outside of Barb even responds to him or listens.

It's inevitable something big will happen in the next few years. The question really is when, not what. I think we can all assume what'll happen and we've debated it in countless topics already.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: There is something big in the future, I can feel it.

There's a storm coming, Mr. Cash. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all going to wonder how you ever thought you could hoard so many cocks, and leave so little for the rest of us.

 

[champthom]

Re: There is something big in the future, I can feel it.

Chris has come, Chris has risen, Chris will come again.

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

Re: There is something big in the future, I can feel it.

Chris is a pretty dumb person and he has autism