So what were witches and wizards supposed to do after graduating from Hogwarts exactly? - No, I will not watch the movies nor read the books

[Penis Drager]

What the fuck is the career path supposed to be for a wizard? They aren't exen supposed to let normal people know they exist so they could only provide goods and services to other wizards. They can't ALL just become instructors after they graduate. I guess there's some sort of super prison some of them work at or something? Do they all just become prison guards for the bad wizards?

 

[Penis Drager]

Dive off a cliff and read decent fiction like Tolkien or Tolstoy.

>reading

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Sex trade.

 

[KateHikes14]

All of you discussing the bigot who shall not be nameds' works are really messing with my head , does kiwifarms really tolerate such naked violence against trans people Pick up some real works by bipoc and queer authors
Do better

 

[Red Hood]

In the books, Harry wanted to be an Auror, so that's one job they could do after graduating Hogwarts.

Hopefully a Rural Auror, for maximum pronunciation torture.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Use their magic to manipulate the stock market

 

[Lemmingwise]

It's a lot more useful than half the degrees we have, so I'm sure they'll achieve somewhat of a similar level of employment at the least.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Its canon that wizards shit on the floor, so I'm pretty sure theres a job in vanishing turds off the street.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Because they have magic and can get things done quicker without having pesky muggle duties, so they get the Twilight ending with lots of sex all the time, except for the people managing the schools so the students can get good enough at magic to get sex ever after. Additionally, they can use spells, charms and potions to make sex even better than muggle sex. The better you get at magic, the more you get to bang and the better the orgasms. This is what Hogwarts is all about.

 

[inception_state]

Its canon that wizards shit on the floor, so I'm pretty sure theres a job in vanishing turds off the street.

Thanks, I really didn't need to know that.

 

[draggs]

Thanks, I really didn't need to know that.

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Musta been real easy to spot wizards and witches when they popped a squat in public while waving a wand around yelling pseudolatin for no apparent reason

No wonder the muggles almost wiped em out in the Middle Ages

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

There are plenty of jobs. Clerical, plumbing, shopkeeping, agriculture, news reporters, bus drivers, doctors. The wizarding world has every problem the muggle world has. They just have magical solutions. Not every witch or wizard is proficient in every spell type. I'll take the puzzle pieces for being serious in my answer.

except banking. That's only for Jews goblins.

Thanks, I really didn't need to know that.

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in the street

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

What the fuck is the career path supposed to be for a wizard? They aren't exen supposed to let normal people know they exist so they could only provide goods and services to other wizards. They can't ALL just become instructors after they graduate. I guess there's some sort of super prison some of them work at or something? Do they all just become prison guards for the bad wizards?

It's a fantasy book for 12 year old girls.

The answer is a nice, quiet, vapid life where you same someone from a car accident once after 15 years of /doingliterallynothing/ but keeping correspondence with friends from school who are both much more interesting and better off than you and only include you because your head game was certainly magical but will never say that to your face.

Then you get to wink and be a smug british mong and some dork will think you're magical and your waste of a dumb bitch like will be validated for another 15 years.

Alt. You use magic spells to fuck with trans people and make them suicide.

Alt. You become Voldemort. I.e. have too much fun doing what any sensible real persobn would do with magic powers in the real world.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Do they all just become prison guards for the bad wizards?

This question is pretty demented.

 

[Pixy]

This question is pretty demented.

I thought that's what the dementors were for.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I thought that's what the dementors were for.

That might have been what I was referring to if I didn't have dementia.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Thanks, I really didn't need to know that.

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Designated wizard shitting streets

 

[Lemmingwise]

Designated wizard shitting streets

She's a marketing wizard alright. Just that one comment and it gives her months of coverage.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

There are a few magical communities, like Hogsmede and Diagon Alley where they can get jobs and run stores. There's also the Ministry of Magic which seems to be where most to to work

 

[dirt lamb]

only fags read harry potter