Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Skips]

As if Sockness doesn't have the exact same smell

I bet 7 kiwi bucks that he smells like rotten cum and blood

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

"<lip smacking sounds> it's SIMPLE... We kill the sockness"

Spoiler: NYEEAHH

 

[TopOfTheGame]

I'm still figuring out how Chris not responding means something when he has already corresponded several times with Sockness, has agreed to a partnership and considers him a friend.

Chris only follwed sockness because the twitter account sonichu merch told chris that sockness would want to buy his buy his bathwater, chris is freaked out by jacob himself though

 

[thismanlies]

I went through all seven pages of this thread and I haven't seen Chris acknowledge it.

Spoiler: Autistic Ramblings

It was a day just like any other on 14 Branchland Court. The house was the same hoarder's paradise it had always been and Barb was still miraculously alive. Chris meanwhile was in his room surrounded by the toys his faithful paypigs Patreon donors had bought him. He was having a pleasant conversation with Mewtwo, Magichan, and Cryzal when he heard his doorbell ring. He sighed and said "Ugh, more trolls at the door. I'll tell them to go away. Be right back, my loves."

Chris picked his way through the hoard and peered through the peep hole on his front door. But instead of a bunch of weens, he saw a fat man who looked like he was slapped with fetal alcohol syndrome and trisomy 21 standing at attention with a grin a mile wide painted on his face. Chris opened the door and said "Uh, can I help you?"

"Christine!" the fat man cried as he lunged forward to wrap his arms around the man he came to meet. "It's me! Sockness!"

It took Chris a moment to cope with his autism. But he nervously replied "Oh, Sockness. I wasn't expecting you."

"I know, right?" Sockness replied. "I wanted it to be a surprise."

Chris was unsure what to think. He didn't want to be rude to Sockness, who was helping to sell the useless junk to those desperate to own a piece of Christory. But on the other hand, he knew his mother would be furious if he invited any unwanted guests. So he replied "Look, uh, my mom won't like it if..."

But before Chris could answer, Sockness interjected "I'll change her mind!" And with that, he pushed his way past Chris and into the hoard. Despite being like a bull in a china shop, Sockness's tard strength helped him clear a path to Chris's room. It was here he exclaimed "I'm here! I'm really here!"

Chris quickly followed Sockness and said "Please keep your voice down! My mom will find out and..." Chris had to think of something that would calm Sockness. "You're upsetting my loves."

Sockness's demeanor changed as if someone had flipped a switch. "Your... loves?" he asked. "But... I'm your only love, Christine. We're going to be together, forever when the merge happens. It'll just be you and me..." With that, he pulls a knife out of his pocket and yells "Without these three!"

Chris watches in horror as Sockness slashes at the air. First, he sees Mewtwo cut down before he can react. Then, Magichan receives a slash across his neck. Chris can only watch as Magichan falls, clasping the gushing wound around his neck. Cryzal tries to flee, but a blind swing from Sockness sees her too mortally wounded.

Sockness continued to cut at the air until an old woman's voice could be heard saying "Chris, what in God's name is going on in there?"

To his added horror, Chris finds that Barb had made her way through the path Sockness had cleared and was standing by the open door to his room. He nervously replies "He just barged in, Mom. There was nothing I could do."

Barb angrily retorts "I'm calling the police. You two are in a lot of trouble!"

Sockness, still in a rage, replies "Like hell you are!" and charges at Barb. Luckily Barb still has some energy left in her old bones and dodges the charging tard. She loses her balance but she's caught by a pile of junk. Sockness however isn't so lucky. He plows head first into the hoard and is immediately enveloped by a cascade of falling boxes. It was here, pinned under a mountain of junk, he cries "Christine, my love, help me!"

Chris goes to help, but he's stopped by Barb who says "Chris, you should call the police now."

The police promptly showed up to take Sockness away. Despite Chris's protests, they only charged him with breaking and entering and assault with a deadly weapon for charging at Barb. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't explain to Chris that Mewtwo, Magichan, and Cryzel weren't real and therefore Sockness couldn't be charged with their murders. They mused whether or not to have Barb and Chris committed for their hoarding and delusions, but they ultimately decided that it wasn't worth the paperwork.

In the end, Barb made Chris fix the mess Sockness made and Chris decided that it was within his powers as a CPU goddess to resurrect his loves. Truly, this was an ending where one could say that nothing of value was lost.

 

[Fapcop]

Fellas? I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, so I’ll just post it without much comment.

So... Last night in Sockness subreddit, this post popped up...

r/Kidasuna - I'm planning a several month visit with Christine

8 votes and 21 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Okay... That was kinda lulzy... Sockness replies shortly after, and apparently found the post disrespectful!

But then later, he added another reply. A somewhat more disturbing one, on so many levels.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! It’s as if two different people wrote those posts?!

 

[CiaphasCain]

Looks like somebody is finally going to 'John Lennon' Chris.

 

[WutangLee]

Fellas? I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, so I’ll just post it without much comment.

So... Last night in Sockness subreddit, this post popped up...

r/Kidasuna - I'm planning a several month visit with Christine

8 votes and 21 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

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Okay... That was kinda lulzy... Sockness replies shortly after, and apparently found the post disrespectful!

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But then later, he added another reply. A somewhat more disturbing one, on so many levels.

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! It’s as if two different people wrote those posts?!

"Make sure I'm Ugly"?

Well, he doesn't have to worry about that one. Chris finally meeting a tard in the same realm as him is gonna be some King Kong vs Godzilla action.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

If anyone like @Marvin still talks to Chris you might wanna get him to block Jacob. He seems dangerous and it's not worth the eBay money.

 

[The Jokester]

Well I'm going to look forward to watching the future CI channel documentary on this double murder

 

[WutangLee]

Well I'm going to look forward to watching the future CI channel documentary on this double murder

Maybe that's what he's planning in his new Facebook account.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! It’s as if two different people wrote those posts?!

Remember that Sockness plays the "multi-system headmates" game. Kinda like Phil but without moronic politics involved. Maybe he was feeling horny when he wrote the second post and assumed a different persona. These crazies love to justify feelings they don't fully understand with "It was another person surfacing!". Makes them feel not accountable for the shit they think.

Holy shit is this about to become a legit cult?

This forum was the stepping stone of this "cult" that has existed for over a decade now. The only difference is that people are REALLY getting into it and trying to murder rape his leader, now.

Sock is gonna RAPE chris

If he ever manages to go there, it's safe to say he'll try. But that's a very big fat "if".

The idea of them meeting IRL at Chris's house makes me legit uncomfortable.

"Please assume the Hedgehog Defensive Position."

gross.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I'm impressed that Sockness's dad hasn't disowned him...

 

[Bombsaway]

sockness needs to leave. The dude is a freak show and I am unironically worried for Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

Since most of our expectations had to do with sex, then they might go threesome.

 

[Kosher Dill]

sockness needs to leave. The dude is a freak show and I am unironically worried for Chris.

I guess I'm worried, but Chris is utterly beyond help by now. At this point, to paraphrase Ivan Drago, if he gets raped, he gets raped. Wish it weren't so, but...

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So how would a w€€n react to Sockness making his pilgrimage to Autism Mecca?

 

[Muscle Bra]

If anyone like @Marvin still talks to Chris you might wanna get him to block Jacob. He seems dangerous and it's not worth the eBay money.

Well, even though Chris doesn’t have the 1 billion Sonichu fans he once thought he did, he does have unironic fans and this is his fanbase: sonichuizcool, Kengle, Lagoona Blue, and Sockness.

 

[Fapcop]

Since most of our expectations had to do with sex, then they might go threesome.

Remember Barb’s blank stare/derpy face from the begging videos?

I think of that face, just getting dickslapped by Sockness when reading your comment.

FFS!

 

[Shiversblood]

I hope they do meet. Chris meeting a woman and dating her is such a very difficult task. Sockness could be the first actual real relationship Chris is EVER in. Chris has never had a real girlfriend. However, it is 100% times easier for someone to date a guy than it is for someone to date a girl. It’s just more difficult to get a girl to date someone because of how picky girls can be. Guys on the other hand it’s very easy simply. Chris very badly needs social interaction! It could be a good thing for chris.

I hope Sockness just shows up to his house and records it. Chris desperately needs human inaction and social communications.

 

[thismanlies]

I hope they do meet. Chris meeting a woman and dating her is such a very difficult task. Sockness could be the first actual real relationship Chris is EVER in. Chris has never had a real girlfriend. However, it is 100% times easier for someone to date a guy than it is for someone to date a girl. It’s just more difficult to get a girl to date someone because of how picky girls can be. Guys on the other hand it’s very easy simply. Chris very badly needs social interaction! It could be a good thing for chris.

I hope Sockness just shows up to his house and records it. Chris desperately needs human inaction and social communications.

Marvin's already pointed out that Chris gets plenty of human interaction. He just needs to interact with people who aren't weens or Sockness.