Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

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TheghostofAlfred said:
Bruh either way somethings going in his ass. Maybe I'm tired of hearing about shit going up chris's ass. Either way it still doesnt justify laughing at a possible rape. This situation like the idea guy saga is only bouncing back bc we want content. We get interested I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME gets 15 minutes of fame if we simply mercy kill the cow there will be less I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME trying to illicit a response from chris. Stop demand for content suppliers will shrivel up.
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I dont think you realize AT ALL the size of the 'fanbase' Chris has. it's 10x the size of the Farms alone. I can promise you that more then a couple have already called the long suffering C-ville police, who can not do a fucking thing if Chris invited him over, and he did. This isn't happening because 'the farms demand content' its happening because Chris is a delusional idiot who happens to be Internet Famous and Jake is a retarded stalker who (at least publically) thirsts for Chris's ass. Chris has been told 1000x what Sockass is, and if he's too stupid to say no, who are we to say it for him?

Less hurt clam. Let's see what happens.


LOL This was Jacob's big 'surprise for the trolls'? A swerve attempt saying he's flying there later?

Shit son! I can't believe we fell for such a brilliant :ruse:!! Ima go fucking burn my Kiwi Farms membership card and pocket buttplug now! :cunningpepe:
 
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Not gonna lie: If Sockness actually fooled me, I'd be mad at myself. Big time.
The thing is that there just isn't anything funny about Sockfuck. Chris sure is a bumbling idiot and you can't wait to see in which "adventure" he stumbles next, but Sockness is just bland and flat out gross. The kind of gross that you don't want to see more of.
Not like an infested wound but more like just a moldy carpet. You want it out. Out of your house and out of your mind.

Is he boring enough to fake a train ticket as an "epic hoax"? That's just lame!:\
 
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Imagine how Chris would try to explain Sockness to Barb.

That is, assuming Barb is aware enough to care...
 
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TheghostofAlfred said:
I sincerely dont want this saga to happen. If Im at a point where Im empathsizing with chrischan of all cows. Its not gonna be good. I shouldnt have to feel anything other than humor but all I can think about is the gnawing pit in my stomach. Im trying console myself thinking hey x could happen instead. Maybe chris is too far gone to feel pain at this point. But then I remember the own nightmare I survived and how close to becoming a shell myself and I just want it to not happen period to another human being. I come to kiwifarms to laugh to find humor. Not be confronted with really dark shit in such a context and the fact it can very well happen before my eyes and be powerless to stop it. It bothers me.
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You should probably not hang out in this subforum then.

Besides, there are infinitely funnier cows than a fat sped troon who likes to pretend he lives in Pony Recolor Toon Town, at all costs to his well being.

Also, & I say this with True & Honest Kindness, I didn't check to see if you're new here, but you're still powerlevelling. I think you think you're being appropriately vague but you're not, & this isn't the place for it. Especially given the delicate nature of your experience. No one here substantively cares & you're likely to read some responses that will leave you feeling even worse.

You can't save Chris, you can just point & laugh when funny shit happens. Which is very seldom with him in this phase of his life, & that's unlikely to change. Dude has even darker days ahead of him. If it's not funny to you anymore for some reason, find another thread or leave. <3

Edit: I posted this without reading the last 5 or so pages. At this point you are being a dork & I'd like to tell you to stop but it might get pretty funny if you keep on truckin like this so you do you, dude.

See how that works?
 
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Who's the cough? Are the teen troons behind this?
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It could also just be the person that uploaded it being a slow in the mind and recording the audio by holding a microphone up to the speaker and accidentally coughing at the end.
 
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