Software piracy scene and r/CrackWatch

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all it takes is one feature and suddenly 15 pages of people arguing if the faceless person really is a woman appears, at least try to add something fucking hell

If you looked at the thread before the feature, a lot of it was already speculating about Empress and their identity, as they are a major cow on the software privacy scene.
 
Okay rate me autism but this is interesting to me and if I’m wrong (Russian is my second language) feel free to correct me but:

this person is probably a Russian native speaker or otherwise Slavic language, their use of the word ‘whom’ in the context appears to be a attempt at translating a который phrase or a Russian form of -Ющий tense. think like this: the people whom are hating in Russian translates very neatly to ‘людей, которых ненавидят’ which is a hard sentence to otherwise translate to colloquial English which would be ‘the people hating this’, its also worth noting the case he has attempted to use, he is referring to their hate as a to clause (whom), in Russian you refer to emotions as things which are happening to you or as things you posses (Either Dative or Genitive, in this case genitive as it would translate to ‘who have a hatred of X+genitive). This is somewhat unique to Slavic languages. Their whole thing is just very very Russian.

Interesting theory, if true, once again the Ruskies are meddling with our "Democracy", we really need to expedite plan #GloboHomoRussia2024 or else they may approach dangerous levels of based.

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Nevermind, Empress = Amerilard confirmed. Y'all better be standing for the YWNBAW national anthem. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

It's a bummer they're threatening to drop the Hogwarts Legacy torrent. At least they didn't take down the Mein Kampf audiobook with the finest British accent.
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Downloading presently. Danke für dies, mein mensch. Next pints on me, mate.
 
Oh some push back against troons in the pirate community? And here I thought it was completely dominated by them.

Well remember always seed if you're gonna sneed.
From what I’ve gathered, the softmodding and hacking scenes are inundated with troons while general piracy, hardware hacks, and demoscene aren’t. I couldn’t tell you why, it’s just how it appears to be. Same way speedrunning is a troon hobby while similarly autistic RTS play is men all the way down; some things defy neat categorization.
 
From what I’ve gathered, the softmodding and hacking scenes are inundated with troons while general piracy, hardware hacks, and demoscene aren’t. I couldn’t tell you why, it’s just how it appears to be. Same way speedrunning is a troon hobby while similarly autistic RTS play is men all the way down; some things defy neat categorization.
It's very interesting because in the piracy, hardware hacks, and demoscene you're actually likely to run into true-and-honest women. There's a pretty prominent woman in the portable console making community who is quite knowledgeable in PCB modifications, and I personally know quite a few in various piracy circles, mostly as translators, and have ran into a few in demoscene specifically in the gameboy cart scene for some reason. A lot of them you wouldn't realize though because they don't make a show of it, just exist.

I'm not really in the softmodding and hacking scenes at all, but I don't think I've ever ran into a real woman through there personally.
 
I’ve seen people in these threads make this point more succinctly and eloquently. This sounds like the ramblings of a schizoid who missed pill time.

Tranny shit is disturbing but this is a good example of someone who lets it consume their entire life, to the point where they’re throwing shit on the walls and screaming “faggot.” Take a break, man. Jesus.
 
Checked TorrentGalaxy at random and they have the exact same torrent with NO COMMENTS. Even Piratebay has no comments although there's like 4 different versions of the torrent with "missing files" and something called "Hogwarts Lewdgacy". Rarbg has nothing, I hope it's not a choice. 1337 needs to get their mods to keep the site moving along and keep it quiet.
 
Interesting theory, if true, once again the Ruskies are meddling with our "Democracy", we really need to expedite plan #GloboHomoRussia2024 or else they may approach dangerous levels of based.



Nevermind, Empress = Amerilard confirmed. Y'all better be standing for the YWNBAW national anthem. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸



Downloading presently. Danke für dies, mein mensch. Next pints on me, mate.
I hold the theory it could be more than one person sharing a identity on the web
 
this seems fake to me
most likely someone trolling

it makes trannys mad so its good even if its fake
 
From what I’ve gathered, the softmodding and hacking scenes are inundated with troons while general piracy, hardware hacks, and demoscene aren’t. I couldn’t tell you why, it’s just how it appears to be. Same way speedrunning is a troon hobby while similarly autistic RTS play is men all the way down; some things defy neat categorization.
Yeah, they're obsessed with putting themselves at the forefront of culture and wiggling into moderator positions, then swamping the website with more tranny leadership through nepotism. Then they have unrestricted access to teenagers to groom through discord links. So-- they do what results in attention for themselves.

All so they can coom. Trannies are the biggest coomers on this fucking planet.
 
Of course I don't read Beauty Parlor. Who wants to hear the milquetoast takes of a thousand yammering bitches?
I hate to inform you that women exist on other parts of the form, even the ones highly populated by men, and farm the shit out of them. If you read Kiwifarms threads you have read farms/doxes/archives/insightful comments by true & honest women.

I'm honestly amazed you think women cannot be as autistic or proficient as men on the internet. Please don't troon out.
 
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I hate to inform you that women exist on other parts of the form, even the ones highly populated by men, and farm the shit out of them.
I'm well aware. The problem is the density of women all in the same place at the same time, much like a criticality accident.

Except if you get too close to a critical mass you'll die. If you get too close to Beauty Parlor, you'll just wish you had.
 
>spending all this time cracking the hogwarts game when judgement and lost judgement are still uncracked
Buy them, poorbro. RGG games are probably the only 60$ games I feel comfortably getting at release. Nothing innovative but at least I know what I will be paying for.
It also sucks that a lot of people on this forum won’t know of the glory days where your downloaded keygen played awesome music
Absolutely. Even if it took more effort as an end user, I will always appreciate the soul they poured into making cracks/keygens.
 
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I’ve seen people in these threads make this point more succinctly and eloquently. This sounds like the ramblings of a schizoid who missed pill time.

Tranny shit is disturbing but this is a good example of someone who lets it consume their entire life, to the point where they’re throwing shit on the walls and screaming “faggot.” Take a break, man. Jesus.
You're talking about someone, likely with severe autism, who spends the entirety of their waking life cracking denuvo, an effort so tremendous entire teams of crackers have given up or never tried because they don't want to sink the time into it. A few paragraphs of schizo rants about trannies is probably them taking a break, and they certainly don't have much of a life left for it to consume.
 
I'm honestly amazed you think women cannot be as autistic or proficient as men on the internet. Please don't troon out.
It's not that we don't think it's possible, it's that we know it's very unlikely. It's better to make the assumption that it's a Tim or just some spastic pretending to be a woman for donations as autism is more prevalent within males by a pretty large margin and females are not known for their unsympathetic dispositions. I'll go so far as to say that a good chunk of people in the Beauty Parlor aren't even women.

A few paragraphs of schizo rants about trannies is probably them taking a break, and they certainly don't have much of a life left for it to consume.
I think I genuinely felt bad for this person for a minute. Jesus, what an existence.
 
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