Culture Some guy complained this fishing game only caters to queer players, so the dev added a "straight" title - it costs $9999 - How do you do, fellow straights

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When multiplayer fishing game Webfishing came out last month, it offered a relaxing hangout zone for cats and dogs. Everything revolves around catching, selling, and collecting the fish that gather in the rivers of a small island. It also lets you customise your character with clothing. Mostly simple hats and shorts, but some options let players celebrate their sexuality, such as a rainbow-adorned t-shirts, or titles that hang above your character which simply say "Trans" or "Bi". All this led one player to complain there was no "Straight" title. So, the developer added one. It costs 10 grand.

That's in-game money, of course, earned by selling your catch. Not actual human dollars. But it's still a comically large price tag when compared to the other titles in the game, which generally cost $75. To declare your heterosexuality is now the most expensive thing you can do in the game. Nevertheless, the complaint from a bitter user on Steam demanded a "straight" title, and that is what they got. What's funnier is that the title comes in quotemarks. So you're not straight, you're "straight".

I'm straight. I also find this incredibly funny. As a glib response to a bad faith complaint, it's perfect. Meanwhile, another player asked if non-binary items of clothing would make an appearance. In that case, a non-binary title and an accompanying t-shirt were simply added to the game.

All these additions come as part of a big "housecleaning" patch that fixes bugs and adds other features. Other titles now available include "creature" and "cryptid". I'm currently sporting "critter".

Plenty of non-cosmetic changes have been made too. Fishing on ripples in the water now gives you a larger chance of catching better fish. There are multiple save files now, meaning you can rock more than one avatar. Some items can be stacked up to 99. The inventory menus have been reworked. One note in the changelog simply says: "Added the ???????? which is accessed through the ???? ?????? and ??? ????????" - colour me intrigued. There are also now 18+ lobbies to try to ensure chat is safer for young players. (Although all this means is that players have to accept a pop-up when joining 18+ servers. Not exactly perfect but better than nothing.)

"The launch product was rushed and a bit of a mess," said creator "lamedeveloper" in the update post, pointing out that the entire development time of the game totalled just 5 months. "I ended up not really being proud of the product I had put out. Hopefully, this patch addresses most of the major issues with the game (and I can finally sleep a bit)."
 
I would have so much more respect for devs who just say "this is the game we wanted to make" instead of fucking up their game to piss off the people who buy it who they happen to not like.
 
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I played this for a while

Maybe I was just lucky, but I found pretty normal lobbies for the most part, no public ERP or whatever other gay shit

Just people talking about normal things like their jobs, other games etc.
 
You play driving games because a 911 GT3 is like, two hundred thousand fucking dollars. You play shooting games because military service sucks and there's no respawns IRL.

Why the fuck do you need to play a fishing game? Nigga it's like fifty bucks for a rod and reel at Canadian Tire, you find worms on the ground for free nigga, god damn.
 
So, for some added context... the gay, ace, bi, pan, trans, queer, lesbian and non-binary titles are $75, per the Webfishing wiki. Depending on where you fish, you can make that amount in about 5-10 minutes - even in just the tutorial area, I was able to catch some $20-odd worth of fish. All of the rainbow people titles have an exclamation point after them (e.g. Trans!), but the straight title isn't even capitalized.

It's also worth noting that the dev dropped this the day after election day. Really makes you thunk...
 
I bought this game a little while ago to play with friends because we all thought it was cute. Avoided the fucking shit out of public lobbies because I figured it would be infested with faggots and troons (but I repeat myself) thanks to those retarded fag titles. I'm glad I did seeing that they now have 18+ lobbies so they were clearly getting up to some nasty shit in them before that was implemented.

Also? Imagine not using the vastly superior "shithead" title.
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Glad someone else mentioned the fact they opened 18+ servers. Because Discord has proven so well that kids will never go into 18+ servers that don't require any kind of verification of age and they've never been exposed to "uwu I'm a softboi, mreow" as a way to groom them through said servers.
 
lol, 5 dollarydoos, plus you throw a shitfit at your paying customers, eat a dick
 
This is the kind of shit that gets you featured in every major legacy game publication and results in 2 or 3 sales.
 
$75 microtransactions for nameplates? Never heard aboutthis shit from epople I know that tried this game out maybe it's an open secret nobody speaks of because nobody pays for that shit but actual fucking shitbags or idiots?

Also literally no mention of the fact this is literally just animal crossing lite with everything but fishing removed?
"On behalf of everyone at Nintendo I uh... I..."

EDIT: Oh it's IN GAME currency. MY BAD. Literally a shitpost, whoops! carry on.
And no resetting! NO CHILD GROOMING EITHER!
 
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