Some questions I'd like answered

[nowhereman123]

Just something I'm kind confused on. Are the people that the wiki says are dead really dead? I.e. Ivy and BILLY MAYS?

 

[Hyperion]

Billy Mays is dead, yes.

 

[Amsterdam]

no lol,well with the exception of Billy mays he really is dead, But back when chris wasn't so paranoid it was common place for trolls to act like a girl who liked Chris and make him do funny shit, then cut off ties with him by either just breaking up with him or acting like they had died in some accident. But no they aren't really dead lol

Also welcome to the cwckiforums!

 

[The Dude]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK ABOUT CRYPT KICKER GRAVE LINERS! ARE YOU TIRED OF WORMS GETTING INTO YOUR ETERNAL RESTING PLACE TO EAT OUT YOUR EYES, ANUS, AND GENITALS? SICK OF GROUND WATER SEEPING IT'S WAY INTO YOUR CASKET, CAUSING YOU TO ROT AND PUTREFY INTO A GORY, FETID MESS LONG BEFORE YOU'RE READY? ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE "DIRT" OUT OF YOUR DIRT NAP? THEN GET YOUR SELF A CRYPT KICKER GRAVE LINER! CRYPT KICKER GRAVE LINERS HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL REST IN PEACE FOR A LONG TIME TO COME! I USE THEM AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Below are the only people/beings who are really dead:

Patti the dog--dead by euthanasia, 2006.
Aunt Corrina--dead of natural causes, 2009.
Billy Mays--the Oxyclean salesman died of a heart attack in 2009. However, the real Billy Mays never trolled Chris.
Robert Chandler--dead of heart failure, 2011.


Below are the people who Chris believes and/or believed at one time to be dead:

Ryan Cash--death via suicide
Mike Jackson--death via overdose of sleeping pills
Ivy--death via suicide
Sarah Jackson--killed in a car accident. Chris immortalized this in his comic by depicting her as being run over by Optimus Prime.
Panda Halo--Chris believed that she died in the Australian bush fires.
Clyde Cash--reported to have died to Chris at various times and methods
Kacey's grandmother--killed in the 9/11 attacks

 

[brooklynbailiff]

This doesn't need it's own thread.