some schizo shit from the RLM thread

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Good evening everyone, hope you're having a great day.
Unfortunately I come to you baring terrible news for one of RedLetterMedia's brightest starts, Rich Evans.
Rich Evans ran over and killed a homeless man with his car on August 7th, 2023 at approximately 2:35AM CT. He hasn't been formally charged or arrested yet but has agreed to turn himself in to the authorities. The police found no drugs or alcohol in his system, yet he was observed driving into the opposite lane of traffic and accelerating into the man standing adjacent to the street. The man was clearly illuminated by powerful streetlights, and there are multiple camera feeds capturing Rich's car audibly accelerating. Basically, Rich just straight up killed a hobo for no reason while completely sober and has no other excuse other than murder. His family and friends are completely shocked, Rich just wants to act like nothing happened. His significant other is talking to a lawyer about getting his charges reduced to manslaughter but Rich confessed to doing something similar to another homeless person in Michigan in 2016. Authorities haven't been able to confirm or identify that particular victim at this present time, but it's likely Rich is telling the truth.
 

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Good evening everyone, hope you're having a great day.
Unfortunately I come to you baring terrible news for one of RedLetterMedia's brightest starts, Rich Evans.
Rich Evans ran over and killed a homeless man with his car on August 7th, 2023 at approximately 2:35AM CT. He hasn't been formally charged or arrested yet but has agreed to turn himself in to the authorities. The police found no drugs or alcohol in his system, yet he was observed driving into the opposite lane of traffic and accelerating into the man standing adjacent to the street. The man was clearly illuminated by powerful streetlights, and there are multiple camera feeds capturing Rich's car audibly accelerating. Basically, Rich just straight up killed a hobo for no reason while completely sober and has no other excuse other than murder. His family and friends are completely shocked, Rich just wants to act like nothing happened. His significant other is talking to a lawyer about getting his charges reduced to manslaughter but Rich confessed to doing something similar to another homeless person in Michigan in 2016. Authorities haven't been able to confirm or identify that particular victim at this present time, but it's likely Rich is telling the truth.
 
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