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- Nov 5, 2018
Hello guys and fellow "trolls". Please ignore the fact that I have joined the website yesterday and have only made 10 posts in total, most of which were either dismissed or met with ridicule. I am here to talk real business with you about this problem with the website and perhaps encourage a change for the better. This change certainly isn't to accommodate my inability to take a joke or to understand basic social cues, typically associated with being on the autism spectrum. Neither is it for satiating my crippling insecurities. No, I am trying to help YOU, my fellow kiwi-er. And what I want to happen, is for this list of rules to be added (108 page Word document attached). I am completely aware that this is part of the core concept of the website and taking it away will start a domino effect turning this into a slightly edgier than average r/ on Reddit, which coincidentally is where I'm originally from. We don't want to turn into 4chan, they are horrible! This is why this problem needs fixing! @Nuul do something! Spare my feelings the website from doom!
I honestly hate that I have to point this out, but I guess Poe's law is strongly in effect here.
This post is intended to be a parody of randos coming over to the site telling Null how to run things or writing multi-page manifestos badly criticizing core aspects of the site that are the very reasons why this place is fun. I'm not that great at writing comedy and I won't pretend that I am, but I feel this was the best way to satirize and make fun of these sorts of people. I did not expect this to blow up as much as it did either and it was intended to just be a small shitpost I wrote to relay some thoughts I had at the moment. Perhaps it would've worked better if I saved this paragraph and used it as a copypasta of sorts every time I see this type of a concern troll, idk.
This post is intended to be a parody of randos coming over to the site telling Null how to run things or writing multi-page manifestos badly criticizing core aspects of the site that are the very reasons why this place is fun. I'm not that great at writing comedy and I won't pretend that I am, but I feel this was the best way to satirize and make fun of these sorts of people. I did not expect this to blow up as much as it did either and it was intended to just be a small shitpost I wrote to relay some thoughts I had at the moment. Perhaps it would've worked better if I saved this paragraph and used it as a copypasta of sorts every time I see this type of a concern troll, idk.
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