Some stupid character comparison argument and how we should have a hate circlejerk in Doug Walker thread

[NNewt84]

That name thing, though. Even when I didn't mind his reviews, the name thing seemed like a huge nitpick.

He's gonna freak the fuck out if he ever watches Miraculous Ladybug, because the titular hero's civilian name is - get this - Marinette. Yeah, like a marionette, but without the 'O'. Granted, the show takes place in France, but I think it's well established that Doug is culturally ignorant, so he'd probably mock the shit out of that name.

 

[The Pink Panther]

That name thing, though. Even when I didn't mind his reviews, the name thing seemed like a huge nitpick.

He's gonna freak the fuck out if he ever watches Miraculous Ladybug, because the titular hero's civilian name is - get this - Marinette. Yeah, like a marionette, but without the 'O'. Granted, the show takes place in France, but I think it's well established that Doug is culturally ignorant, so he'd probably mock the shit out of that name.

nigga, what the fuck does this have to do with anything

 

[NNewt84]

nigga, what the fuck does this have to do with anything

Well, if you read the thread, you would know it's in relation to Doug's review of The Matrix, where he bashes on the main character for being named Tom.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Well, if you read the thread, you would know it's in relation to Doug's review of The Matrix, where he bashes on the main character for being named Tom.

I did read the thread.

Nobody gives a fucking shit about your stupid cartoon comparisons however. You took a cartoon that has nothing to do with anything being discussed to make a mute point that hypothetically NC would criticize the name of the main character for the same thing even though that's fucking retarded.

 

[NNewt84]

I did read the thread.

Nobody gives a fucking shit about your stupid cartoon comparisons however. You took a cartoon that has nothing to do with anything being discussed to make a mute point that hypothetically NC would criticize the name of the main character for the same thing even though that's fucking retarded.

And that other guy brought up Spider-Man and Captain America. What's your point? I don't give a shit about those characters, but I don't whine about others liking them.

Captain America has nothing to do with anything being discussed, so why did BR55 bring him up? It's the same line of reasoning that you're using.

 

[The Pink Panther]

And that other guy brought up Spider-Man and Captain America. What's your point? I don't give a shit about those characters, but I don't whine about others liking them.

Captain America has nothing to do with anything being discussed, so why did BR55 bring him up? It's the same line of reasoning that you're using.

His point was brief and concise and on-topic. A comparison that used the logic of NC's argument to prove him wrong. Yours went into a completely unrelated rant taking that same approach, but then derailing it by making it about what NC's views would be if he hypothetically reviewed Miraculous.

 

[NNewt84]

His point was brief and concise and on-topic. A comparison that used the logic of NC's argument to prove him wrong. Yours went into a completely unrelated rant taking that same approach, but then derailing it by making it about what NC's views would be if he hypothetically reviewed Miraculous.

Well, then why didn't you say that to begin with, instead of withholding the information and further holding up the thread? Communication is your friend - use it.

But even still, this thread is supposed to be taking the piss out of Doug, so why not have a laugh at his cultural ignorance? Like how he really sucks at German accents, as shown in these reviews (1:30 and 5:18, respectively):

Seriously, Doug - the 's' is only pronounced as a 'sh' if it occurs before 'ch', 'p' or 't'. Then again, Doug has never been big on research.

(Edited to include the time codes)

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

why not have a laugh at his cultural ignorance?

Edit in some timestamps, nigga.
Or better, just stahp.

 

[zrowsdower]

And that other guy brought up Spider-Man and Captain America. What's your point? I don't give a shit about those characters, but I don't whine about others liking them.

Captain America has nothing to do with anything being discussed, so why did BR55 bring him up? It's the same line of reasoning that you're using.

I just want to say I admire your willingness to voice all of your thoughts as you have been doing.

 

[BR55]

And that other guy brought up Spider-Man and Captain America. What's your point? I don't give a shit about those characters, but I don't whine about others liking them.

Captain America has nothing to do with anything being discussed, so why did BR55 bring him up? It's the same line of reasoning that you're using.

The Point: Doug's objection to Neo's "real" name being Thomas Anderson is nonsensical and inconsistent.
My Argument: Lots of characters with alter egos and outsized names for their personas have more mundane personal names. Captain America/Steve Rodgers and Spiderman/Peter Parker being two prominent examples.
I know you're literally autistic but this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

 

[NNewt84]

The Point: Doug's objection to Neo's "real" name being Thomas Anderson is nonsensical and inconsistent.
My Argument: Lots of characters with alter egos and outsized names for their personas have more mundane personal names. Captain America/Steve Rodgers and Spiderman/Peter Parker being two prominent examples.
I know you're literally autistic but this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

Yes, and that's the point I was making. Lots of characters with alter egos and outsized names for their personas have more mundane personal names, with Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng being a prominent example.

I don't know how you can be so autistic as to not grasp such an easy concept. I was literally backing up your point, and you had the gall to lash out at me like that? Show some gratitude, Jeez.

 

[BR55]

Yes, and that's the point I was making. Lots of characters with alter egos and outsized names for their personas have more mundane personal names, with Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng being a prominent example.

I don't know how you can be so autistic as to not grasp such an easy concept. I was literally backing up your point, and you had the gall to lash out at me like that? Show some gratitude, Jeez.

If you were agreeing with me you did it in the most round about way possible.
That's why people dunked on you.
Because you went on this random tangent about Miraculous and Doug not respecting other cultures when the point was Doug is weird about the whole Neo/Tom thing.
I can see now you were trying to make a connection but you just came off as weird and unclear.
Then you got defensive when asked WTF you were on about.
I will admit the jab about autism was uncalled for but you do need to chill out.
Also responding to that with a literal "no u" come on man at least put a bit of effort into your insults.

 

[NNewt84]

If you were agreeing with me you did it in the most round about way possible.
That's why people dunked on you.
Because you went on this random tangent about Miraculous and Doug not respecting other cultures when the point was Doug is weird about the whole Neo/Tom thing.

I mean, considering this whole thread is about shitting on Doug, then why not go all out with it? He's an idiot in so many ways, we should be seizing every opportunity possible.

I can see now you were trying to make a connection but you just came off as weird and unclear.
Then you got defensive when asked WTF you were on about.

Well, yeah, that's kind of the whole point of rebuttals - to give a counterargument to the counterargument. Or am I supposed to just take it like a submissive little bitch?

I will admit the jab about autism was uncalled for but you do need to chill out.
Also responding to that with a literal "no u" come on man at least put a bit of effort into your insults.

So... are we no longer allowed to call people out on their hypocrisy and double standards? Or use people's own logic against them?

Well, I'm going to make videos about why it's wrong to have two feet, even though I myself have two feet, since apparently it's cool to be a hypocrite now. And anyone who uses the word "cool" is a lameass.

Edit in some timestamps, nigga.
Or better, just stahp.

Here, I fixed it for you.

Spoiler: This time with timecodes!

But even still, this thread is supposed to be taking the piss out of Doug, so why not have a laugh at his cultural ignorance? Like how he really sucks at German accents, as shown in these reviews (1:30 and 5:18, respectively):

Seriously, Doug - the 's' is only pronounced as a 'sh' if it occurs before 'ch', 'p' or 't'. Then again, Doug has never been big on research.

 

[Table Country]

I mean, considering this whole thread is about shitting on Doug, then why not go all out with it? He's an idiot in so many ways, we should be seizing every opportunity possible.



Well, yeah, that's kind of the whole point of rebuttals - to give a counterargument to the counterargument. Or am I supposed to just take it like a submissive little bitch?



So... are we no longer allowed to call people out on their hypocrisy and double standards? Or use people's own logic against them?

Well, I'm going to make videos about why it's wrong to have two feet, even though I myself have two feet, since apparently it's cool to be a hypocrite now. And anyone who uses the word "cool" is a lameass.



Here, I fixed it for you.

Spoiler: This time with timecodes!

But even still, this thread is supposed to be taking the piss out of Doug, so why not have a laugh at his cultural ignorance? Like how he really sucks at German accents, as shown in these reviews (1:30 and 5:18, respectively):

Seriously, Doug - the 's' is only pronounced as a 'sh' if it occurs before 'ch', 'p' or 't'. Then again, Doug has never been big on research.

I've been trying really hard not to dismiss you outright and call you an insufferable bitch but you're not making it any easier.

 

[BR55]

I mean, considering this whole thread is about shitting on Doug, then why not go all out with it? He's an idiot in so many ways, we should be seizing every opportunity possible.



Well, yeah, that's kind of the whole point of rebuttals - to give a counterargument to the counterargument. Or am I supposed to just take it like a submissive little bitch?



So... are we no longer allowed to call people out on their hypocrisy and double standards? Or use people's own logic against them?

Well, I'm going to make videos about why it's wrong to have two feet, even though I myself have two feet, since apparently it's cool to be a hypocrite now. And anyone who uses the word "cool" is a lameass.



Here, I fixed it for you.

Spoiler: This time with timecodes!

But even still, this thread is supposed to be taking the piss out of Doug, so why not have a laugh at his cultural ignorance? Like how he really sucks at German accents, as shown in these reviews (1:30 and 5:18, respectively):

Seriously, Doug - the 's' is only pronounced as a 'sh' if it occurs before 'ch', 'p' or 't'. Then again, Doug has never been big on research.

Dude this shit is what got you banned from the Mysterious Mr. Enter thread.
"...this thread is about shitting on Doug, so why not go all out with it"
This thread is for discussing Doug and his opinions. We joke or poke fun quite a bit but it's mostly just sharing our thoughts on him.
It is most certainly not for having a hate circle jerk about how much we just hate Doug.
You want to A-Log do it somewhere else.
He's a bad internet reviewer not a child molester or a murderer.
Again you did this shit in the Enter thread where you wouldn't stop sperging about how awful Enter was and trying to one up him with your own terrible ideas.
And again you copped a thread ban for that behavior.
Here you went on a cringey tangent about shit most people didn't care about and got called out.
Just take your neg ratings and move on.
I mean this in the nicest way possible but you honestly need to get over yourself.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I have the same name as Spongebob's best friend which people still like to point out. But I embrace it and have a good laugh with everyone when it gets brought up.
If Doug wasn't so insecure and had even an ounce of charisma or humor, he could have owned it.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

I have the same name as Spongebob's best friend which people still like to point out.

What kind of retards make fun of someone for having a common name like Patrick?

 

[NNewt84]

I have the same name as Spongebob's best friend which people still like to point out. But I embrace it and have a good laugh with everyone when it gets brought up.
If Doug wasn't so insecure and had even an ounce of charisma or humor, he could have owned it.

Same - there are various characters with the name Sam, including Yosemite Sam, Toucan Sam, Fireman Sam, the aforementioned Patrick's sister, that bitch from iCarly, and, funnily enough, the autistic kid on Atypical. But again, it really doesn't bother me - if anything, when I was a kid, I thought it was pretty cool that I shared the same name as the Welsh stopmotion firefighter. And similarly, I've even joked about it with friends from time to time.

I wouldn't mind Doug's callous attitude if he didn't make fun of his own dad for sharing his first name with a certain purple dinosaur. Way to stick to your guns, Douglas. (0:50)

Spoiler: "Barney's Great Adventure" review

Also, on a side note, I found there also exists a character named Sam the Hedgehog, who is on the autism spectrum. Why do hedgehogs always seem to attract autism like magnets?

 

[BlueCandle]

Same - there are various characters with the name Sam, including Yosemite Sam, Toucan Sam, Fireman Sam, the aforementioned Patrick's sister, that bitch from iCarly, and, funnily enough, the autistic kid on Atypical. But again, it really doesn't bother me - if anything, when I was a kid, I thought it was pretty cool that I shared the same name as the Welsh stopmotion firefighter. And similarly, I've even joked about it with friends from time to time.

I wouldn't mind Doug's callous attitude if he didn't make fun of his own dad for sharing his first name with a certain purple dinosaur. Way to stick to your guns, Douglas. (0:50)

Spoiler: "Barney's Great Adventure" review

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Also, on a side note, I found there also exists a character named Sam the Hedgehog, who is on the autism spectrum. Why do hedgehogs always seem to attract autism like magnets?

Why do hedgehogs underage flies always seem to attract autism like magnets?

FTFY

 

[Revo]

I have the same name as Spongebob's best friend which people still like to point out. But I embrace it and have a good laugh with everyone when it gets brought up.
If Doug wasn't so insecure and had even an ounce of charisma or humor, he could have owned it.

Same - there are various characters with the name Sam, including Yosemite Sam, Toucan Sam, Fireman Sam, the aforementioned Patrick's sister, that bitch from iCarly, and, funnily enough, the autistic kid on Atypical. But again, it really doesn't bother me - if anything, when I was a kid, I thought it was pretty cool that I shared the same name as the Welsh stopmotion firefighter. And similarly, I've even joked about it with friends from time to time.

I wouldn't mind Doug's callous attitude if he didn't make fun of his own dad for sharing his first name with a certain purple dinosaur. Way to stick to your guns, Douglas. (0:50)

Spoiler: "Barney's Great Adventure" review

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Also, on a side note, I found there also exists a character named Sam the Hedgehog, who is on the autism spectrum. Why do hedgehogs always seem to attract autism like magnets?

Can you fags stop shitting up this thread?